monyet..

assalamualaikum and hye..

skrang aku tak paham. semakin lama aku semakin meluat org yg letak status FB yg sangat monyet.

but still i cant stop reading it. at least dapat tgk perangai manusia mcm mana. kalau umur ko 12-19 tahun nak kecoh pasal new toys ko, aku paham la. dapat ps vita pun mgkn nak letak kat FB. status.

" I got new PS3", "got new headphones", or "what can i do with my new SII".

punya laa ramai org ada benda-benda mcm ni tak kecoh pun brader. bukan sekali ko post, 4-50 kali ko post kat FB. muak ko tahu.. muak.

cerita benda lain yg gampang hebat boleh? ko beli veyron ke. stakat headphone, ps3, handphone baru ko harga rm2000 sebijik, tak yah kecoh laa..

lagi satu, konon-konon letak terms hebat kat status pasal kerja. what do u expect? somebody to reply, "perghh. koooll sial keje ko??, gaji mesti riban kaan!!" duh..

itu belum cerita yg status poyo pasal politik, religion, newly wedssss. cerita yg newly weds lagi buat aku nak muntah.

cerita pasal anak pun satu hal. mcm ko sorang je ada anak. setiap jam update. btw, wtf aku masih ada frens dgn org mcm ni pun aku tak tahu.

mungkin sesekali best meng-annoy-kan diri sendiri dgn membaca status-status org lain.

merry Christmas everyone.

challo
salam
hmo

big pipe??

assalamualaikum and hye..

talking about marriage, congrats to all my frens who got married a week or two ago, the following weeks and the following months.

congrats to one of my best fren, jessie.. im not sure if i cud attend ur wedding at sabah. the budget is tight dear. :(

i would love to talk more about jess here, but i prefer to make it private between sipping teh tarik at our mamak stall. some are kept to ourselves.

smile while we can, but its hard nowadays.

currently, i always remember my biomed hod, dr azuan. he always pat my back in bio-mechanics II class and said, "you can do it, no problem" (back then im fighting to graduate).

I still owe him lunch. i still cant make time for him while back then, he would listen to me even he have a minute or two before meetings..*sigh*

smile..
credit to the photographer, azim or alino?

fight while you can.

*if you have inquiries about the title, ask me, sarah, alino or kak mah. funny story. ;p

challo
salam
hmo

asslamualaikum and hye..

i hate when i start to think stupid thoughts. i prefer when i was back at UM where my mind are more free compared to now.

aku benci bila aku mula susah hati. bila aku susah hati, sometimes my brain is not functioning properly. i always tot that im a care free person, but im human after all.

susah hati fail PDE pun aku blh terima lagi, sbb aku yakin satu hari aku akan pass jugak. or fail calculus pun. aku mampu senyum dan teruskan hidup pergi ke kelas setiap pagi.

but skrang nih, life itself is so different. kehidupan tertuju kepada satu arah. aku sentiasa lupa bahawa hidup tidak kekal, dan sentiasa berfikir yang bukan-bukan.

"Aku manusia lemah
Selalu terjatuh
Berbeda aku dari mu
Kau berdiri teguh

Aku serba tiada
Aku kekurangan
Dan bila kau tiba
Aku hilang dari kewujudan"

-yuna-

kadang kala, harus dengar lirik-lirik disebut dgn betul.

owh. jiwa kacau. aku tak suka keadaan begini..

challo
salam
hmo

conteng-conteng...

assalamualaikum and hye...

takde benda baru nak cerita. just ada sedikit masa terluang, marilah menulis apa-apa yg perlu.

got some new toys. dgn nak kawen nye, bazir duit itu ini. chet. btw, happy birthday to my two close frens, alinur ayuni and sid dahtua.

bought a new game. Modern Warfare 3. splendid. but too short. im still in awe and the fact that my pc still manage to show some decent graphic for this game. waiting to play it on PS3 :).

bought my nerf. setiap kali masuk toys r us, any toy shop, mesti pegang2 kotak nerf. rasa mcm bangang lak. keje penat-penat, tak dapat yg diingini. so apa peduli with this month budget, angkat satu yg paling mahal, mari tembak botol-botol losyen mak aku.

boleh nana nak kibau? test shoot sudah. alinur nnti kita tembak rusa. tak pun tembak siddik je. dia kan slow sket. hehehe.

sapa maw main sila datang rumah. bawak battery sendiri. C ok. 6 biji. cant afford a paint ball gun, paint ball bullets or an airsoft which is totally banned. nerf jadi laa, buat tembak cicak. tapi cicak mcm paham je. takde pulak yg keluar merayap. chessssss!

do u see what i see??

also bought a new watch. a watch that i can use for site.. lasak sket. a casio. it has a compass, thermo and world time. the rest are casio standard functions. mula2 nak pesan kat alinur kat UK, or kat adik ena eno, but just bought it here. tawar menawar ngan amoi kedai jam. nyesal tak jack lebeh2..

bertahun-tahun tak pakai casio. the last time i wore a casio, was back in form 2. after that i was swatch craze just becoz thats is the only watch that i could afford with a chrono function.

funny things is, some of my fren start using expensive chrono watches, but tak reti pakai. mcm mana nak kira speed kereta pakai jam sendiri pun tak reti. duhh..

made in jepang

my ex manager got married. FINALLY. buat kat double tree at intermark. gile. aku hidup 4 kali pun tak mampu lagi. mgkn yg kelima mampu kot.

teh and frenss


the engineer and the manager.

to wawa, congrats. xde gmbr yg di ambil kat puspanita, nnti gua kena pow alinur gambar-gambar dari olympus pen nyeeee.

skrang gua dah panic. satu benda kawen tak setel. yg dah setel honeymoon plan je. padahal itu je yg paling penting bukan?? :p

kinda like my job back. requested a new laptop. kalau dapat, mmg kena stay laa dulu. takkan dapat nak cabut?? hehe.

challo
salam
hmo

when reading makes u happy...

assalamualaikum and hye...

i love to read biographies, but my passion on reading started by reading fiction.

few years back, as far as i could remember, the early stages at UM, i read a book titled "Made in Japan" by Akio Morita. for me it was so refreshing, stories about failure, commitment and success, and since then, i got stuck with biographies / non fiction.

this year i have 3 new collections of biographies. all of them are about great people and their exciting journey on life.

the first book is "first man". its about neil armstrong. the first man on the moon. a gift from sarah sayang which i got it by surprise. it almost slip thru my hands, but she finally got it for me.

just starting to read a few pages.. thanks sayang. :) love it verrry beryyy much!!

"first man"
a gift from sayang becoz of good behavior. hehe

the second book came all away from UK. a gift from my great fren alinur. the story was, i found the book about 7 years ago when still working at MPH. becoz of money constraint, i have to let it go and decided to purchase when my wallet are getting better.

months passed, and the book was not on the shelve anymore. to make it worst, i forgot the title. since alinur was on a trip to UK, i decide to ask alinur to find me a book anything about Yuri Gagarin, and guess what???????????????

she found the book that i didnt bought years back then.

when i saw the cover page on her mms, i was like. "FUCK! u found the book! the only thing i remember was the picture of Yuri on the cover page with the label CCCP on it.

btw, finish reading it.. sad sad story...(even that u know how it ends, but reading a biography adds an extra emotion ending) :(

"Starman"
comrade Gagarin, found you finally...

the last book, i bought it myself plus with an extra sedekah from sarah sayang. hehehe. furthermore, it was written by walter isaacson. he wrote a biography on albert einstein, which i have posted earlier.

"steve jobs"
cost me rm 99.90 but got a 30% discount from borders. YEAY!

books that need my most attention. cuti ada extra 11 days. may i use it for reading??

small collection above my head.

beside getting the book, chocs, and a spitfire pin badge from alinur, i got a great poster from her. its super cool, that i decide to buy a frame for it and hang it on my wall. PERFECT!

please recognize your friend and foe.

side by side with the chelsea poster!!

thanks to sarah sayang and alinur for the great books that you had bought for me. REALLY appreciated it.

what i learn is, if u saw a book you like, just take it. either u read it or not, its a different story, bcoz once u leave it on the shelf, it might be the last time u will be holding it.

who???

assalamualaikum and hye...

today my office named a new GM. dont care about the new GM.

today also, they named a new engineer which will be working with me. i think i WILL be working under him.

i dont like how the interim GM introduce the new engineer to all the staff.

feels like he is "mocking" me. so fuck you.

"he has a degree in EE and master in HR". why do you have a master in HR asked the interim GM, he answered, " i KNOW everything in engineering, no need a master on it".. and this happen in the interview.

this guy just remind me of someone who i really hate, and i havent even met him yet.

dalam interview dah angkuh macam ni. so i will give u hell if u suck big time mister.

i feel verrryyyyyyy appreciated, thanks to atok, u just make me want to leave faster than ever.

"work efficiently during office hours and leave on time. give the required time to your family, friends and have proper rest" bryan dyson -ex ceo of coca cola-

challo
salam
hmo


ps: cant wait for my "starman" book from alino. it came as far from UK. btw, i still have my "firstman" with me.

talk about these later. both are great books and great people.

fix you..

assalamualaikum and hye..

just woke up. so tried. sepatutnya jumpa sarah sayang today, but my body just wont let me out of bed.

tetiba stress, penat dan letih. bangun tgk tv, layan series "life after humans" sgt depressing. dah la lately i kept on having bad dreams.

i not sure what are my problems. getting all worked up perhaps. jiwa kacau.

i miss studying so much, that i realize i went to calculus class which starts at 8.00 am more diligently compared when i start working. 98% im never late for calculus even thou i failed the paper 5 times.

nowadays, nak bgn kerja pun malas. maybe i juiced up all my energy while studying perhaps? but like siddik told me, "baru keje 2-3 tahun dah tak larat, mcm mana org yg keje 30 tahun, patutlaa duduk lama kat kedai kopi".. :)

im worried about myself. i can feel i have a lot of hate inside me. dulu, tak pernah kisah pun, maybe now baru nak tgk dunia. semua ada je tak kena.

suddenly i miss tok yam..

tok yamm

"When You Try Your Best, But You Don't Succeed
When You Get What You Want, But Not What You Need
When You Feel So Tired, But You Can't Sleep
Stuck In Reverse"

-fix you, coldplay-

challo
salam
hmo

pissedddddddddd..

assalamualaikum and hye..

J.F.K once said, "Ask not, what your country can do for you. Ask what, you can do for your country."

when i start working, i was " sacrifice for work, one day you will be rewarded".. sbb semangat muda dan waja yg membara.. calculus lima kali katakan..

but now, " you HAVE to do your work becoz no one in the office knows how.."

im not complaining..

i miss my old colleagues. they have a pool table in the middle of the fcuking office, and plasma+astro is coming. FISH! mangg....


salam
challo
hmo

raya..

assalaamualaikum and hye..

selamat hari raya aidilfitri. sorry for everything. kalau ada salah silap, mintak maap. nnti raya jemput datang ke rumah. next year + next year blh raya kat rumah baru at nilai. itu pun kalau sempat. boleh buat raya bbq. kawan2 bawak makanan. sid and abbad tukang bakar. aku n sarah layan tetamu shja. ;)

as i told sarah sayang and few of my frens, this ramadhan im not to happy. i usually look forward for ramadhan every year, but 2011 seems too gloomy. maybe it is caused by few factors. Nik Sai is no more in KL, starting of ramadhan my manager leaves the company, work is no more fun, nak terawih takde kawan (since nik is no more), and all day long aku rasa sayu je. even sid dah habis idea nak buat aku gelak.

life must go on. sometimes aku rasa juga stress hidup mcm ni. everyday bangun kerja you feel unhappy. dulu bgn tido siap siol2 seronok pergi kerja. skrang? nak usha soccernet and fs kat office pun tak sempat.

at least next year aku nak kawen dah. baru perasan aku ramai tertinggal list kawan2 yg sepatutnya di jemput. arrghh. list tak complete lagi. card tak siap. baju kain tak beli lagi. mana nana aku nih.. hilang jee. hehe

this raya, as usual, my baju raya is recycled. i loved old shirts, becoz it looks seasoned, plus i dont feel guilty buying new baju melayu which i will only wore once a year. kalau aku nih kerja gomen, boleh laa tayang baju melayu setiap hari jumaat. macho laa jugak kan. ini takkan aku nak pergi site pakai baju melayu. tak pasal pak indon, bangla, and nepal gelakkan aku smpi guling kat tanah. hoho

tapi sarah sayang cakap, next year baju melayu cik na dah belikan kain. YEAY! sepasang next year!! hhihihihi. semangat!

this year gua tak beli baju, no jeans as usual, no teess, kemeja, boxer what ever la. just one pair of new nike shoes, bought by sarah laaa. hehehe. bergaya laa gua tahun neh. rasa mcm kanak kanak riang super ring.

cool huh?

mcm2 aku nak cerita, tapi semua cerita dalam botol. tak seronok cerita di blog. lagi seronok cerita sambil TT session at pelita.

Selamat hari raya rakan2. selamat hari raya sarah sayang. love u.

and this vid is for you.. huggs!!


salam
challo
hmo

activitiesss..

assalamualaikum and hye...

selamat berpuasa, berbuka, dan berterawih.. in a few weeks, selamat hari raya. aku mcm biasa, tak buat baju raya. haha. macam tahun-tahun yg lepas. not interested. harap-harap nnti sarah akan paksa aku buat baju raya next year supaya aku tak la nampak outdated sangat.

kalau baju raya blh buat pergi keje, pergi site, pergi meeting dan juga berjalan-jalan di site-site yg ada shopping mall takpe gak. every year aku buat 10 helai. but aku suka awek pakai baju kurung / kebaya / etc bila buat jalan-jalan. nampak hot and sexy.. kalau sarah sayang pakai, lagi leleh gua..

tak bnyk benda yg berjaya aku buat this past few weeks. lagi-lagi bila ofis kelam kabut, sana sini resign, aku dah rasa mcm kat opis JKKP, semua org letak jawatan sbb tak suka pengerusi baru. cibai. lagi best Teh, si manager gua pun john hancock kan surat resignation. so, kesimpulannya aku keje mcm tikos mondok lari sana sini.

sape je yg tak tengok malaysia vs singapore. gua siap pergi stadium dgn tunang lagi. eceh.. tunang siottt.. tren mcm sardin campur tuna, stadium lak dah mcm apa aku tak tahu nak cerita. pekak jugak la telinga kena air horn 90 menet.

hafiz sarah combo pix!!


bukit jalil!!

few days back, aku ajak dak2 buka kat rumah. sayangnye aku lupa nak snap gmbr. sarah sayang aka tunang gua (heheheh), sid, abbad, nana, and piee. mak masak, adik buat kuih, yg lain tukang beli makanan kat param and makan sahaja.

yesterday pulak 7-8-2011 kumpul budak-budak UM makan kat wendys. if im not mistaken, kita org tak pernah miss buka bersama-sama since UM years. just ahli-ahlinye sahaja berbeza. mungkin bertambah, berkurang, ada juga tak dapat datang sbb kerja, tiada di KL, atau mmg dah kena pulau. hahhahha

9 org je tahun neh.

congrats to qish and wawa sbb dah nak kawen. qish is next month and if not mistaken si wawa on november. congrats girls. hehe

aku taw citer tunang aku dah basi, but aku saje je nak letak gmbr ni sbb aku rasa sangat best. hehe

gelak sampai puas. love u sayang.. huggs..

take care.
love u sayang!

challo
salam
hmo

finally..

assalamualaikum and hye..


As i promised, aku nak tulis about my pertunangan with sarah. the day was 21-may-2011, why the date? it shud be 11-june-2011 which happens to be on my birthday, but my cuzen got married that day, so we decided to do on the 21st.

Its a well planned day. with all the gifts have been prepared 1-2 months before, and even to the parking issue is carefully diagnose and rectified so that non of my family members rasa susah payah becoz of me.

Almost 50 person came from my rombongan to rumah sarah. 99% are family. they came all the way from Johore but most of them are from KL.

Cik Hamid, my beloved uncle lead the party, and as usual, he was calm as a doctor in an operation room. now i know he have some sense of humor, very loving and caring person.

Well, most of my families are. my parents, sisters, my uncles, aunties, cuzens, anak buah, semua best-best. bagi full support. YEAH!!

Also thanks to my right man people. Siddik aka future best man, alino aka right girl, abbad aka lieutenant, and nik sai as my spy the photographer. their role are not as a guest but as a "staff" recruited from me. hehe.. thanks guyss.

Everything was well planned. i am responsible for the logistic which included transportation, parking and traveling. even these four frens of mine have been briefed the day before (siap upah dinner pelitaaa), excluding abbad which i had to explain on the day.

All of them are given a "brief note" for them to study so that nothing will go wrong under my watch.. hahaha.. since i cant upload the booklet, here are the images..

I was glad that the weather was fine, the food was great, the ambiance was good, and furthermore the crowd was magnificent. macam pergi majlis nikah pulak. i cant imagine bila nikah nnti maw dekat 100 org turun kott.. perrghh..

Here are some pics before and after. since there are a lots of them, aku pun malas nak buat album kat facebook, kalau jumpa aku, rajin2 la tanya, nnti aku bukak lappy kita gelak sesama. hahaha.

I think thats was about it. the merisik was held a few month back, before my engagement. so now, i will just have to wait for the big day.

Sorry for those who i havent told about my engagement. not because hiding the facts, but becoz a few reasons.

Just wait for the cards, hopefully by next year. and to my 4 frens, next year most probably you will not be my guest, but as usual, the ones who will be running the show.

For your information, a lot of people was amaze how we handle the situation, and siap kena recruit lagi for another event, but my frens are special that i have to say no unless nothing could be done.

To nik sai, thanks for the pix. takde gambor ko pun dalam nih. haha. harap2 ko blh hadir next year ok!

Sid, thanks for being the supir angkat bunga kat PS, tolong kemas rumah, jadi drebar, and being the pre-best man job.

Alino, thanks for the support and helping around the house.

Abbad, sorry susahkan ko, kena tinggal tepi jalan and jadi lieutenant aku jaga traffic and the convoy. sora dia je kat walkie.. hehehe. btw bro, keta baru lu jadi kereta pengantin gua boleh??

And to my families, sisters, brothers, thanks alot. coming year yaaaa!!

Sarah ayuni, huggs. love u so much..


challo
salam
hmo

earn it..

assalamualaikum and hye..

i knew that people come in different shape and sizes. they come in different life style and different childhood.

no one is perfect. but i knew a LOTS of people tried to be perfect and being accepted as an equal. so for me, trying to be perfect is normal. not a sin.

but sometimes i hate people who thinks that they are a prince or princess where we should lay a red carpet and treat them like royalty. and further more, this kind of people are widely accepted in the society just because they came from the sky. i wish i could shoot them before "they" could even touch the ground.

i knew myself as hafiz. maybe i cant accept some people. i could hate them, like them, but people never cause me a problem. i can just push them away. but sometimes, they do get around my nerve.

but for me, respect is something to be earned. not just standing still, and expecting a blowjob from someone.

i knew lots of people might have a problem with me, i'm not that kind or nice. i was rejected by nik sai in our early days of frenship, and i was also being left out by some people in my studying days. but those are the past. i start to forget about it, and make it as a joke sometimes.

but still, i tried to be as neutral as possible. stay in the middle. and keep the problems to myself.

it is great to have someone by your side. for those who don't know, i'm engaged to sarah ayuni. i will make a post on it later.

here are a few pix, more will come later.

hafiz & sarah.

brotherly love & sarah xkasi i balik.


the ceremony.

wait for the merisik and pertunangan post. hehe

challo
salam
hmo

counting the days..

assalamualaikum and hye..


hello there! dah lama sangat nak update blog ni. bukan busy, but no ideas..

congrats to Nik "Sai", yg dapat keje gomen. taniah. ramai yang doakan ko utk berjaya. at least puas aku cakap kat ko "ko ni bukan stress, tapi malas!" biar cair telinga ko sket.

there a lot of story i wanna tell, but it will need a few hours of typing, which i dont have right know. maybe later. ena and arina dah bising-bising. maybe later i will story in this blog. or perhaps better, lepak starbuka, aku citer korang blaje aku java chip. ok? heheh

few weeks ago, aku pergi KB. naik tren lagi. nice experience. 12 hour man! tapi takpe. keje tido je.

bunk bed for first class.

the ride was cozy. tapi jgn laa harapkan bes mcm Orient Express, Trans-Siberian Express or Hogwarts Express. but nice enough for u too rest, and tak payah drive for 8 hours to KB.

breakfast keropok sudah.

Congrats to my cuzie Mek Na, dont forget to come mine later ok? hehehe.

anyway, my sis have started a cheese tart business, if u guy/gals interested gimmie a call at
0176709887.

i will be back soon with more stories. im back addicted to COH: Tales of Valor. Trying to annihilate the British are fucking hard. kalau citer, takkan habis. Howitzer dia je dah pening nak cari. heheh.

ok la. love u. btw, tolong jaga kesihatan.

salam
challo
hmo

title not included..

assalamualaikum and hye..

days are counting. and it is getting shorter. a few things must get done initially, lots of sacrifice, argument and discussions are held. but its for the better life. hehe

today, one of my best buddy, Jeneral "jack" haniff will be posted to sandakan. semua dia kena tinggal, family, wife, baby and frens. but for a better future, why not? Sarah pun ada plan nak tinggalkan aku utk beberapa tahun kalau dia dapat kerja kat overseas.. walaweh.. hahah

its been a while i having been typing here. work is no more hectic compared for the past last 7 months, but somehow fatigue is "stuck" on my body. dia tak maw lari. bangun la pukul 5 petang sekali pun, still dia tetap ada.

rasa nak pergi air terjun sambil bbq.. Lino and sid, please do something. hahah

work is work. i prefer studying calculus. yes i repeat that paper for FIVE times. but its so enjoyable to go to class, have breakfast and walk to engineering auditorium. masa final year, aku selalu berkata pada diri sendiri, " i will miss this moment.. i will miss this moment" and i did. i really miss it.

even thou if i continue my master, i wont get the enjoyable sense of being a student. no frens, no huu haa, no rascal time. i really miss the life in 12th college, the tumpang and lepak session at HPark, the stress and the cuak of exam and the result, the minum2 time and mengata lecturers.

my table..

im so proud being a product of UM, even my mug ada cop UM. kalau ada org kat opis pakai, ada laa yang tak sedar diri tu. nak pakai mug starbucks, tak mampu beli, at least UM mug pun macho wat. hahaha.

table of a messed up engineer

kat meja gua pix convo. siap yg ada banner tuh.. once my manager ask me, "sapa buat banner utk u ni?" i answered, "MY FRENSS LAAAA!!"

muka dia terkejut. maybe dia tengah pikir, what do i deserve to have a banner on my graduation day.. well, thnx to my frens who are vital in my success.

and as usual, i have a great gf. mmg tak habis make me smile all day long and also have the capability of throwing me a a-bomb just to make my life crazy. heheh. love u baby!

apa ntah benda atas kepala dia..

yesterday, sid, lino and me have our lepaking time. this time as usual at our port pelita bangsar. macam biasa, dapat pow alino. hehe. and plus cuci mata awek2 hot and sexayyyy.. pheweittt. hehe

and also we have some crazzy time at UM. taking pix at UM2011. a routine for us. we havent miss it since 2005.

sid and lino with their trademark "ola!!"

as usual, im always normal, dua ekor tu?
korang tanya la sendiri. senget. haha

anyways, hope u all have a great weekend.. me, i could say yes coz sid and i played pes2011 until 5am, and the next day i got to watch F1 shanghai at tv!. heheh.

hate mondays. hate work. love the pay.

challo
salam
hmo

met the dino..

assalamualaikum and hye..

esok, aku MC! yeay! 10 months, baru skali MC. rasa best pulak. MC means im not well. ada laa batuk, sesema, kahak biru, pening lalat, bloody nose (selalu sangat usha awek hot kat site), etc etc..

tapi sebenarnya i got in a small accident in the office. banyak2 tempat kat opis kena. punya laa hazardous kat site, scaffolding sana sini, lubang besar gajah depan mata, kat opis gak aku cedera. hahaha. basically just a cut. but deep enough untuk mengeluarkan peluh2 jantan aku. ahahhah!

sambil tuh, mcm biasa laa, hentak2 kaki tahan sakit. dah habis control.. padahal nak jerit rasanya. nasib baik nana ada hantar klenek. kalau takde?? tapi ramai je kat opis tuh blh tolong.

boss besar blh lak bahankan aku. masuk2 opis blh lagi tanya, "show me ur five" hotakss.. aku sakit2 suruh show me my five pastu bantai gelak.. chisss.. mgkn dia dah accident lagi parah dari aku, stakat jari rabak kena stainless steel umpama paper cut jeee...

ooohh ibu jari kuu.. gedik ahh. haha

anyway, in the near future, i will get a few new "kazens". well semua nih gile soft toys. tapi yg kelakar is when they make funny remarks and actions. i will never have enuf of them. lawak mcm nak mampos.

meet the dinosssss..

meet kalor and dino tompok2.

which both of them owned by this girl:

meet iman. bukan yg kuning tuuuu.. harharharhar

btw, i bought a new keybod bebeh!! wireless lagi. org dah pakai telekinetic type kat screen aku baru nak merasa wireless keybot! blh laa pakai smpi 4-5 kali raya baru hancur.

aku rasa keybot yg lama rosak pun bukan sbb wear and tear, tapi mesti rosak sbb penuh ngan makanan dalam tuh. aku suka makan depan PC. lipas pun mesti ada.. errghh.

btw, my pain killer is not working. i should have "muffins".. hanya sid, lino, and sarah saja taw kesah morfin ----> muffin ini..

nnti kalau nak taw ingatkan aku supaya aku blh bercerita mengenai satu hari nntii..

dahh.. dahh.. gf aku dah bising suruh tido kat YM.. thumb aku pun dah berdenyut..


challo
salam
hmo

crash to singapore..

assalamualaikum and hye..

i left malaysia for a week and went for training in singapore, and guess what, its miserable. either i just hate the country or perhaps im homesick.

gedik ok, seminggu pun homesick..

singapore is not THAT bad.. the weather is always nice, tak panas sangat, redup je, brezzy some more. padahal singapore nih sebelah malaysia je. aku rasa dorang ada shield kat atas tuh.. kalau panas sangat dorang tutup laa separuh, biar cloudy je.. gile sophisticated. harharharhar..

the public transport is first class.. taxi sentiasa ada, and there will be no touting. naik terus dorang tekan meter. tapi dorang bawak taxi mcm puki haram laa. sedia mati je la. MRT and LRT pun cekap. macam kat metro or underground. tak kena matahari pun nak transit to another line. itu bezanya kalau pemimpin negara ada degree/mba/phd from the best university in the world. dorang dah pikir siap-siap.

makan satu hal, but logic what, they cater more for the non-muslim, but bnyk juga kedai yg halal. most of their fast food dorang boleh lantak. bayar jelaa.. somehow aku lagi yakin pada logo halal MUIS (majlis ugama islam singapore) compared to jais/jawi/jawa/whatever laa dari malaysia.. why?? sbb singapore sangat tahi strict and aku rasa dorang takkan nak main2 nak letak babi kat kedai halal.

well, here are some pix, kalau ada yg "tertarik ko memang the bomb" pergi la melawat singapore. jgn bawak segala jenis dadah sbb kompem gantung and kalau gempak try bawak M4 colt, maanaaa taw lepas kastam dorang. hahaha..

the first day of the hell week (hell sbb training)

itu aku depan airasia. as usual, aku rasa pilot dorang buduh atau mmg takde skill ke hapa, landing kapal terbang kat tarmac mcm hempas batu ke tanah. aku rasa space shuttle bila land tu pun lagi smooth considering it is a "brick" when re-entry.

aku pose depan nike singapore sbb, org gi singapore amik depan LV laaa, coach laa, cibai apa lagi, so nih kira menganjing laa. nike sudah. kecoh. haha

clarke quay yaa amoiii

guess what?? jemmy lepak singapore! dia ada interview with SIA, so i offered to stay with me. hhahaha! seronok ok ada kawan.. hhaha. so after makan sup kambing with my kazen at somewhere we dont know, aku ngan jemmy merayau yamseng kat clarke quay. asal laa sg kelang kat lebuh ampang tuh tak buat macam ni??

still kat ntah mana2..

so went to clark quay, usha hooters,, but hampa. haih.. hampa lagi.. nak cerita pun tak selera. nnti aku nak gi yang US nye. tgk hooters dorang mcm mana. then lepak2 at TCC, jemmy blanjeee. hahaha!

NGC and Link Hotel

NGC is one of my favorite tv channel, and i was shock to find out there is a store selling NGC merchandise!!!!!! fucking cool man.. itu crest dia. it is embedded on the floor. i bought a NGC mug for sovie.. kalau aku ada S$1000, mcm2 aku angkut. go visit harbour front / vivo if u guys are interested.

the hotel im staying pulak turns out the home base for chelsea fan at singapore. mmg leleh laaa otak jemmy kena nganjing that nite. muhahahahhahah!

the savvy traveler

leaving.. on the jet plane.. dunno when i will be back again to singapore..... challo!! padahal gambar tuh still at vivo. haha.

orait.. thats all for my trip.. jap lagi aku nak gi london. tgk laa plane aku yg tunggu kat tarmac tuh. BA ok..

credit to jemmy or his lumix perhaps??

challo
salam
hmo

back to the past..

assalamualaikum and hyee..

semua taw, nana dah kawen. aku tak simpat2 buat post pasal kisah tuh pun.. i never thought that my sister will get married one day, but in the end, kawen juga..

well the day was nice. tak hujan, buat kat masjid wilayah, makan pun sedap, tapi kaki aku laa lemau. termasuk sarah skali. marble and bare footed run here and there make u die faster. hahah.

here are some pix..

black and white babbyy!!

gmbr jiran aku, kazens aku, kawan aku, but look at the 4th pix, hot sister frens!!

ayah aku sedang fikir.. "hafiz siap laa lepas ni..."



yg sid tuh aku tak paham.. perangai dia semakin pelik sejak
kebelakangan ini..



aku sedang pegang kusi, aku sedang bergamelan,
aku sedang jd bodigat tok yam, and aku sedang ushering
tok yamm. semua aku.. hahaha


sarah&me..


di sekitar majlis..

anyone getting married?
need assistants?
need wedding planner?
need a backup photographer?
need a part time usherer? (i create the word..)
or u just want me? can also maaaa.. ahahahhah
you know who to call..


challo
salam
hmo

sesema..

assalamualaikum and hye..

aku paling benci bila sesema aku tak hilang2. bila sesema aku datang, mula pening, rimas, tak selesa, panas dan rasa lagi rela kena penyek ngan steamroller ataupun kena hentak ngan jengkaut. pastu blh spawn balik. ingat neh game ke bleh spawn-spawn??

last week jumpa laa kawan2 lama kat uptown. tak ramai, hanya 9 org je. tapi xpe. bg aku perjumpaan mcm nih sangat penting sbb ianya blh mengeratkan salur darah antara rakan-rakan yg telah lama tak jumpa.

selain itu, blh juga kutuk-kutuk and menganjing kawan-kawan yg tiada di meja jamuan atau pun kawan-kawan yg berada di atas meja tuh. tapi semuanya sebab turunnye jannah dari utara, so semua pun turun skali.

tapi yg kelakarnya, jannah bukan laa seorg yg bnyk cakap, aku lak yg lebey-lebey hentak2 meja gelak dengar cerita org lain. hahah.

anyway, my relationship with sarah sayang is already entering 6 years. SIX years mang.... rasa dah couple dari djaman paleolitik hinggalah ke zaman plutonium. lama beb.. hehe. anyway sayang, happy anniversary! this year no gift yaaa. hahaha

kadang kala bes jugak kapel lama2 nih, sbb selain u totally understand ur partner, u have the upper hand. so kalau nnti kawen tahu laa what to expect kan. dia suka kentot ke, dia suka makan ke, dia suka mencarut ke, atau dia suka tido je tak nak keje.. gile pe? nak makan apa nnti kalau tido je? aku eeiiiiiiiiiii kannnnnggg.. (mcm ciri-ciri aku jek.. hahaha)

anyway, since its my 6 anniversary with sarah and Vdays, i just wanna wish that we both will be happy ever after.. mcm citer cinderella..

haihh.. mcm mana laa aku tak bantai gelak kalau ada gf mcm nih...

hate working tomorrow..

challo
salam
hmo