met the dino..

assalamualaikum and hye..

esok, aku MC! yeay! 10 months, baru skali MC. rasa best pulak. MC means im not well. ada laa batuk, sesema, kahak biru, pening lalat, bloody nose (selalu sangat usha awek hot kat site), etc etc..

tapi sebenarnya i got in a small accident in the office. banyak2 tempat kat opis kena. punya laa hazardous kat site, scaffolding sana sini, lubang besar gajah depan mata, kat opis gak aku cedera. hahaha. basically just a cut. but deep enough untuk mengeluarkan peluh2 jantan aku. ahahhah!

sambil tuh, mcm biasa laa, hentak2 kaki tahan sakit. dah habis control.. padahal nak jerit rasanya. nasib baik nana ada hantar klenek. kalau takde?? tapi ramai je kat opis tuh blh tolong.

boss besar blh lak bahankan aku. masuk2 opis blh lagi tanya, "show me ur five" hotakss.. aku sakit2 suruh show me my five pastu bantai gelak.. chisss.. mgkn dia dah accident lagi parah dari aku, stakat jari rabak kena stainless steel umpama paper cut jeee...

ooohh ibu jari kuu.. gedik ahh. haha

anyway, in the near future, i will get a few new "kazens". well semua nih gile soft toys. tapi yg kelakar is when they make funny remarks and actions. i will never have enuf of them. lawak mcm nak mampos.

meet the dinosssss..

meet kalor and dino tompok2.

which both of them owned by this girl:

meet iman. bukan yg kuning tuuuu.. harharharhar

btw, i bought a new keybod bebeh!! wireless lagi. org dah pakai telekinetic type kat screen aku baru nak merasa wireless keybot! blh laa pakai smpi 4-5 kali raya baru hancur.

aku rasa keybot yg lama rosak pun bukan sbb wear and tear, tapi mesti rosak sbb penuh ngan makanan dalam tuh. aku suka makan depan PC. lipas pun mesti ada.. errghh.

btw, my pain killer is not working. i should have "muffins".. hanya sid, lino, and sarah saja taw kesah morfin ----> muffin ini..

nnti kalau nak taw ingatkan aku supaya aku blh bercerita mengenai satu hari nntii..

dahh.. dahh.. gf aku dah bising suruh tido kat YM.. thumb aku pun dah berdenyut..


challo
salam
hmo

crash to singapore..

assalamualaikum and hye..

i left malaysia for a week and went for training in singapore, and guess what, its miserable. either i just hate the country or perhaps im homesick.

gedik ok, seminggu pun homesick..

singapore is not THAT bad.. the weather is always nice, tak panas sangat, redup je, brezzy some more. padahal singapore nih sebelah malaysia je. aku rasa dorang ada shield kat atas tuh.. kalau panas sangat dorang tutup laa separuh, biar cloudy je.. gile sophisticated. harharharhar..

the public transport is first class.. taxi sentiasa ada, and there will be no touting. naik terus dorang tekan meter. tapi dorang bawak taxi mcm puki haram laa. sedia mati je la. MRT and LRT pun cekap. macam kat metro or underground. tak kena matahari pun nak transit to another line. itu bezanya kalau pemimpin negara ada degree/mba/phd from the best university in the world. dorang dah pikir siap-siap.

makan satu hal, but logic what, they cater more for the non-muslim, but bnyk juga kedai yg halal. most of their fast food dorang boleh lantak. bayar jelaa.. somehow aku lagi yakin pada logo halal MUIS (majlis ugama islam singapore) compared to jais/jawi/jawa/whatever laa dari malaysia.. why?? sbb singapore sangat tahi strict and aku rasa dorang takkan nak main2 nak letak babi kat kedai halal.

well, here are some pix, kalau ada yg "tertarik ko memang the bomb" pergi la melawat singapore. jgn bawak segala jenis dadah sbb kompem gantung and kalau gempak try bawak M4 colt, maanaaa taw lepas kastam dorang. hahaha..

the first day of the hell week (hell sbb training)

itu aku depan airasia. as usual, aku rasa pilot dorang buduh atau mmg takde skill ke hapa, landing kapal terbang kat tarmac mcm hempas batu ke tanah. aku rasa space shuttle bila land tu pun lagi smooth considering it is a "brick" when re-entry.

aku pose depan nike singapore sbb, org gi singapore amik depan LV laaa, coach laa, cibai apa lagi, so nih kira menganjing laa. nike sudah. kecoh. haha

clarke quay yaa amoiii

guess what?? jemmy lepak singapore! dia ada interview with SIA, so i offered to stay with me. hhahaha! seronok ok ada kawan.. hhaha. so after makan sup kambing with my kazen at somewhere we dont know, aku ngan jemmy merayau yamseng kat clarke quay. asal laa sg kelang kat lebuh ampang tuh tak buat macam ni??

still kat ntah mana2..

so went to clark quay, usha hooters,, but hampa. haih.. hampa lagi.. nak cerita pun tak selera. nnti aku nak gi yang US nye. tgk hooters dorang mcm mana. then lepak2 at TCC, jemmy blanjeee. hahaha!

NGC and Link Hotel

NGC is one of my favorite tv channel, and i was shock to find out there is a store selling NGC merchandise!!!!!! fucking cool man.. itu crest dia. it is embedded on the floor. i bought a NGC mug for sovie.. kalau aku ada S$1000, mcm2 aku angkut. go visit harbour front / vivo if u guys are interested.

the hotel im staying pulak turns out the home base for chelsea fan at singapore. mmg leleh laaa otak jemmy kena nganjing that nite. muhahahahhahah!

the savvy traveler

leaving.. on the jet plane.. dunno when i will be back again to singapore..... challo!! padahal gambar tuh still at vivo. haha.

orait.. thats all for my trip.. jap lagi aku nak gi london. tgk laa plane aku yg tunggu kat tarmac tuh. BA ok..

credit to jemmy or his lumix perhaps??

challo
salam
hmo