Wednesday, April 21, 2010

T- (minus) 15 hours..

assalamualaikum and hye..

15 hours left for my first paper this semester to start. 15 hours.. kalau NASA launching, astronauts dah kena quarantine kat peti ais takot kena jangkit kuman H1N1. me? still at BP 201 collecting kuman2 yg berpelesaran dari pak2 arab and minah arab sexy yg sedang memekak alam dewa..

hopefully this is my last exam. my finale. cant take it anymore. jamal yg duk sebelah aku pun sedap lenjun PES. hahaha. PDE lama lagi. takpe.

hope u all wish for my success. pray for me. harap2 doa2 korang dimakbulkan. insyallah. sometimes studying could be very interesting. u can even get angry by messing up with cos, sin and tangent. i almost wanna throw my ipod just because mixed up with 10x10^3 with 1o^3. psiko.

remember back your trigonometry identities and power words such megas, gigas, nanos, milis, and pikos u will understand. with ur calculator buttons is a size of red beans with my big fingers like kacang bendi, mistake always occur. mcm mana pilot tenang kira trajektori nak terhempas pakai casio fx-570MS pun aku tak paham. hahaha.


me while studying with my faithful Oregon and being tutored by alino


the next three week will be a life like ISS. my life will be fcuking boring with books, numbers, pens and pencils, with my ipod which i forgot to bring the charger. fakap man.. hahaha. my calculator will be the most hardworking item in my disposal with all 6 subject need that amazing amazing amazing (tiru sarah sayang) machine to be functioning perfectly. hope it wont fail me when i need it the most.

i will try my very best for this semester. thanks for all the support. i will be back.

challo
salam
hmo

Friday, April 16, 2010

its fcuking near!!

assalamualaikum and hye..

final semester EXAM. my finale of UM is near. i cant breathe. it too close. and im scared hell of it. im taking 6 paper. 3 maths subjects and 3 department subjects. this is my 15 (fifteen) final exam at UM. i have extra compare to my frens becoz for the past 5 years, i never miss special semester. and im near crazy.

3 math subject are:

1. Calculus: berguna bila ada anak korang tanya basic maths darjah satu sampai laa dia masuk 1st year kat mana2 universiti. at least u dont look dumb when ur child ask u a basic math equation.

2. Vector: berguna bila korang nak keje kat nasa. kira2 trajektori space shuttle atau raptors. berguna juga bila korang nak kira black hole. anak anda takkan tanya kepada anda sebab, dia pun pening kepala sampai tak tahu nak tanya apa.

3. Pde or partial differential equation: ini adalah dewa maths kat engine. blh lepas. tapi agak psiko. ada smpi amik 5 kali baru paham. ini sangat berguna bila korang nak kira-kira kelajuan UFO, berapa pasir kat dunia, kekuatan tsunami bercampur tornado, and earthquake. kalau korang nak taw gak, equation pde nih leh guna wat bentuk2 geometri kat lampu keta VW gti idaman aku.

my 3 subject department are:

4. Medical Electronics: ini berguna bila korang keje kat radicare. tapi aku yakin tak pakai pun. sbb aku taw laa. aku dah pergi 2 industrial training. yg dia ajar adalah PPM. lu tak caya, gi tanya org2 berbaju hijau.

5. Mechanics of Materials: ini? ini guna nye bila korang nak kira beban kaki palsu, tangan palsu, dan sebagainya. guna nye bila korang masuk materialaise. ada subject FEA, which stands for finite element analysis. so kalau nak mata juling, score in MOM and masuk materialaise. aku eja nama company nih pun salah. hahaha.

6. Thermodynamics: ini subject eh. ada org cakap, semua masuk, semua keluar tapi jawapan bukan kosong. hahah. ini subject berguna bila nak wat tangki septic. kira kena betul karang gas taik meletup, roboh klcc, lu yg susah. so jgn fel.

aku harap aku blh pass semua and grad. hahaha.

mak aku kata, i look like a jerangkung. but i dont think so bcoz perut aku masih boroi. kalau jerangkung tak ke tulang je??

well, Houston, we have a problem..

challo
salam
hmo