fragggs..

assalamualaikum and hye..

got a new game. superb. COD black ops. out of 5, give it 4.5/5. its like a combination of assassin creed and call of duty.

no one would ever think making a first person shooter out of the Cuban missile crisis, and the Vietnam war. quite cool when u play game in the JFK era. cool huh..

actually JFK, McNamara, and also Castro pun ada dalam game nih. hehehe

shoot some badass Vietcong and Russians

took me a while to finish it. about 3 playing days. not bad. but you might have some problems installing it. quite fussy here and there. but worth it.

masa main game nih aku teringat kat citer TAKEN yg liam nesson blakon. tak banyak cakap. tembak je. takde bnyk soal. takde kasihan. shoot and fuck u bebeh.

super daddy

kat HBO tgh rerun. tgk lapan belas kali pun tak muak. bes.

maggie grace is comeli, famke kinda old but still milf, and the ending showing holly valance is sexy!

well, i will miss my weekends. nak rehat lagi dan lagi.

sepatutnya aku nak tulis pasal polytech aku, coz last week solat jumaat kat sana. its like 5 years aku tak jejak kaki kat situ and suddenly sayu je tgk. maybe on the next post i will citer about it.

aku rasa alien wujud..

challo
salam
hmo

teh..

assalamualaikum and hye..

malam-malam aku teringin teh. jarang aku suka teh. selalu nye buat kopi sahaja.

adik aku cakap, " eh ada lipas kecik kat dinding.."

aku jawab, " haaa cepat bunuh dgn menyiram air panas sblm dia jadi dewasa. nnti geli nak bunuh!!"

adik aku bala, " cuba laa baik mcm adik sikit. tak baik bunuh guna air panas. kita bagi dia karen (raket karen bunuh lalat.)

adik aku lagi keji dari aku.

challo
salam
hmo

"saya dari KABA", KABA apa??,, owwhh KABA baik..

assalamualaikum and hye...

sometimes i dont understand why it should be like this or why it should be like that? or do we have to do that or NO, u dont..

there is no guidelines in work unless u work in a company which need u to bring a 4 ring folder everywhere u go and there are methods u have to follow. in a field work like mine, u need one method..

"LIE if u are in trouble." HAHAHA. seresly..

but DO report back to ur immediate boss, and for sure he/she will cover ur ass. if ONLY ur boss is super cool. thinking about a "she" boss.. hmmm

when i was in UM, all i do is studying. i love reading, but reading is such a "time wasting" for me bcoz is still need to study for my 13 papers for my final 5th year. which i eventually passed. haha

how the fcuk i could read a book of my choice when i have calculus which i need to retake the 5th time, PDE the 3rd time, thermodynamics, C++, and other shitty stuffs? saturdays and sundays i will spent time at the classroom with some watchful eyes of my greatest tutor miss alino, abbad or even jamal?

from 10 am to 9 pm i will be just doing crazy calculations and memorizing steps just to solve a PDE question? the only break i had was prayer, toilet breaks, lunch/dinner breaks and the best was watching the sunset at BP at 7 pm with jamal.

now, when UM is out and work is in, reading is a scarce commodity for me. the only time i can read is when im at the kewajipan traffic light, in the toilet, at food stall waiting for food (only if im alone), or any short period of time i had.

on saturdays or sundays there is a lot of things in eed to do such as gaming, cleaning up, tidying up, socializing, etc..

well, here are some new things what im currently doing..

rocket men bebeh!

a great read. a gift from alino.. actually she paid for it. hahahah. late bday present!! i havent reach a quarter yet.. arrghh. if u are interested in biography, technicality, history, space, and NASA do buy this book!

geniusssss

i was searching for this book a while. i was shock that it is quite hard to find. masa aku keje kat MPH dulu bersepah. hari tuh cari kat borders Curve pun tarak.. but i was lucky to find this book while heading to site at Kencana.

nak baca buku nih? kalau baca buku sejarah sekolah menengah korang tak tido, boleh baca. kalau tak, mesti wave tido korang tahap delta punya.. hahaha.

a one day game..

i just finish playing medal of honor. do play if u dont mind shooting talibanis. if u are telling me, "ko tembak org islam???" well i will give u a middle finger first and do u think the talibanis are superb muslims?

just nak sakit kan hati org mcm nih, i have been playing HIND on pc being a helicopter pilot/gunner shooting them.

im not happy about it, but a game is a game. it doesnt makes me full of any religious hatred or anything.. but if it does makes an issue to u guys, just dont fcuk play it. karang emo.

sometimes game pun follow trend. game MOH or COD yg dulu2 pun pasal WW2. tembak org nazis or shooting yanks gak. letupkan church and made it as a post command. ada issue?

dulu citer die hard 1 and 2 pun pasal european terrorist, kita tgk kat HBO best je. kill! die! shoot! blow them!! but bila ada citer pasal terrorist islam je, mula emo.

its the world. adat dunia. its just how the world turns out to be. lepas nih mgkn alien lak jadi terrorist. masa tuh aku kan tersenyum lebar sebab teori aku pasal alien itu wujud. hahahah..

happy deppavali, friday, saturday, sunday and.. owh hate mondays.,.

challo
salam
hmo

WORK..

assalamualaikum and hye..

basically aku dah lupa mcm mana nak tulis blog. aku hanya tahu tulis email kepada malaun2 yg tak paham bahasa sahaja.

nak cerita pasal kereja adalah kurang menarik dari cerita pasal UM. namun begitu, sarah sayang sangat suka apabila mendengar citer2 karut aku. yg penting kekasih aku sorang nih tersenyum kemudian ketawa terbahak2.. yg penting sarah sayang happy. hehe.

tak kisah la. namun aku selalu berangan bile dah kerja, pagi2 singgah starbuka (stabuka adalah kata2 sinonim bg student yg slalu pi library UM) and order latte kat baristas yg hot lalu minum di opis.

namun realiti nye? aku wat nescape 3-1 mild mcm iklan harith iskandar tuh. pastu baru nak hirup dua tiga teguk, start je 930am panggilan tugas ke medan perang bermula. bermula dari telepon toshiba opis aku smpi lah telepon bimbit tak berhenti2 tanya itu ini. cebbs man.. starbucks?? jgn berangan laa nak sempat beli. kalau kat site pun mcm pavilion tuh, baru dapat secawan pastu hilang selera sbb terlalu penat utk menikmati kopi itu sendiri.

kemudian bila bekerja, ada juga berangan nak jumpa rakan2 taulan, kawan2 yg sesama tolong aku berjaya, lecturer2 yg bes kat UM, namun semua pun sukar utk aku lakukan. yg dapat jumpa eisha jela.. kak mah pun sekali sekala. maw juga aku jumpa Dr. Azuan, cakap, doc jom makan. on me. heheh.

tapi reality nye adalah aku hanya free apabila tgh drive ke site dan masa itu laa aku dapat call rakan2 baik aku atau sarah sayang. sbb time tu pakai hansfree so takde mende nak buat selain drive, call laa kekasih ke atau sebagainya.

selain itu, apabila di jamban, time tuh je dapat msg2, and text2. kalau nak call dalam jamban karang bergema. gila tak senonoh nye. selalu mangsa? Teh (immediate boss aku) and alino. hahahah. nasib laaa.

and in the end, bila MD aku jumpa aku je, dialog feveret dia, "hafiz, are u bz? if not tell me ok?".. gile pe.. aku neh nak korek telinga pun takde masa, boleh MD aku tanya aku ada keje ke tak.. sampai hati.. :(

ada aku kesah?? mesti la kesah dowhhh.. hahahah

hari minggu aku penuh ngan aktiviti sihat dan kurang sehat. antara nya adalah gi kenduri kawen kawan2 dan rakan taulan. dan tido smpi kul satu petang. yg tido adalah paling bes and sehat..

altivit bulan posa:

ahli basterds teman aku di bulan posa

ini adalah rakan2 aku yg takde keje. bulan posa sanggup turun pavilion buka ngan aku. mgkn sebab takot aku mengamuk sebab dorang tak buka ngan aku. hahahah. yg nik pose mcm tuh aku tak tahu kenapa. dont ask me. sid lak? itu gaya standed dia. GAYesss. hahah

aku bawak forklift and baby M is getting an upgrade

gmbr aku bawak forklift itu adalah lakonon. aku berangan nak jadi bob the builder. kalau rumah korang ada forklift jgn suh aku bawak sbb aku mgkn akan merodok BMW 5 series mak bapak korang.

on the right lak, baby M dapat ligament baru. kudaku lari gagah berani!! lalalalala..

the day when sid won a million rupiah..

gmbr ini masa sid open table kat bubba gump. sid open table!!! wooohooo!! yeah bebeh!! ahahah. pow sid cukup2. sian dia. nasib tak kena kuar kan duit simpan kat dalam stokin kena pow ngan kita org. basterds mmg kuat makan. jgn lupa open table lagi bila dapat kupon ikea sbb perangai baik kat materialise. peace!

ps: i got food poisoning after that and last for a week. ubat nye? sarah usap2 and suruh minum air soya lapan tong. setel.


the day that makes me ALWAYS smile.. when im with HER..

sarah and me, & book and sarah
(ps: hot tak awek belakang sarah sayang tuh??)

dulu aku cakap, gmbr aku ngan sarah kurang sbb camera phone takde. pakai handpon baling alien jek. tapi bila skrang ada kamera phone, nak amik gmbr berdua pun susah.

well, i love her so much that, i dont care anything else. moody ka, kena marah ke, kena maki ngan client ka, jumpa sarah sayang tetap bes. hehe. tapi kalau dia ada buku and series yg aku bg, sarah mesti macam ada bf baru, sbb layan buku atau series.. huh..


well, happy working? studying? fcuking? happy what ever la.

ps: lino thanks for the birthday gift, walaupun lewat 5 bulan, im still happy with it. hahaha


challo
salam
hmo

UM... the end part 4: the gifts

assalamualaikum and hye..

seems like a gazillion years tak update blog. haha. senang cakap, just takde masa, takde mood, takde selera, takde idea, n takde catalyst nak wat entry baru.

well, lets continue the "UM... the end" series. today will be about the gifts i got from my convocation.

1. the package

left to right: cari makan dulu (again), beg nana bg penuh ngan pelbagai barang, beg merah nih pun sumbat mcm-mcm barang, and the legendary fame empty scroll..

after pelita, makan reramai, gi McD depan rumah sarah. lantak GCB pulak. hahhaha. makan buat kehidupan lebih ceria.


2. the Shturmanskie Gagarin



ok.. first of all, for me to talk about this present is very special. its a gift from sarah sayang. it should be a individual entry, but im afraid i dont have the time or the passion to talk about it later.

this is a Shturmanskie Gagarin. as in Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space. he "visited" space in a Vostok 1 on 12 April 1961 and wore a Shturmanskie.

Shturmanskie means "navigator" in russian and it is full of history. this watch is so cool but no one knows it compared to the Omega. Omega watches are famous because it was used on the Apollo mission.

this watch, the Shturmanskie Gagarin was design for the remembrance of Gagarin-Vostok history, and guess what, its freaking limited. only 999 pieces is available and mine was the 366/999. it has a manual winding, which means i have to wind it every 42 hours/2 days.

the face, it has a dual time.

the bottom, freaking crazy movement!

i really love this watch. why? first its russian. for me Russian and Nazis are super cool. their art of war, technologies, and histories are super cool.

well, i almost took the "Zeppelin" a German made watch, and zeppelins are used by the Nazis to bomb London and the famous zeppelin should be the Hindenburg. its cool too. but the Shturmanskie steal the show that day. the price for the Shturmanskie? dont ask me. hahahah!

thanks sayang. thank you very much. gorgeous present! love it baby! and until now, im still aawwwinnggg the watch. the words in Cyrillic is so cool. freaking Russian alphabet. hahaha!


3. The BANNER!

congrats hafiz!

this one is a great gift from my frens to me. full of signature and kata-kata semangat! akan aku simpan banner ini sampai bila2. so one day aku leh citer kat anak aku, "find frens like mine, they stick to you whether you are sick, happy, sad, ugly, emo, moody, crazy, failure, ups, downs, miskin, kaya, at the hospital, keta kunci hilang, pde 3 kali, thesis, kereta rosak, duit takde, enjoy sesama, tgk wayang, makan, plan gila, gi picnic, citer pasal aweks/bfs, pressies, smpi la,, beb pinjam 20sen, nak berak"... hahahahha!

4. the Deuter from nik sai and sid

The Deuter Trans Alpine 30

i dont know how this two guys came out for this present. i always planned to change my seasoned nike military bag. dah worn out pun. hancur, but getting this bag is just superb. i can stuff anything inside. my lappy, tools set, files and folders and all sorts of work stuff. naik tren mcm nak panjat gunung. but the best part is the padding. superb! tak sakit belakang.. hahaha

and guys, korang lupa cabut sticker price tag kat dalam beg. hahahahha! bag neh dah buat gi keje, and raya. just brought this bag with me. setel. hahhaha. 30Liters beb! hahha! thanks mate!

pen buat sign saje..

and btw, sid gimmie an extra pressie, a Sheaffer pen with my initial "HMO" on it!


5. Bubba Gump Jacket from alino

mama said....

why a bubba gump jacket? sebab masa study dulu, gua selalu nak jaket hoodie. sbb konon nak rasa mcm taik like eminem cool laa kan, but actually, bila study malam2 kat library or fac, nak balik mesti hujan. org kata rahmat... hahhahah. plus study malam2 sangat dewa sejuk..

but tak dapat2 beli coz duit yg ada mesti buat benda lain. so in the end alino gave me as a present. minah nih siap hantar jahit initial gua kat tepi jacket ok. kalau ada org lain amik mmg kes sengaja dengki gua ah. HMO only belongs to me. hahaha. tak puas hati? ada aku kesah. hahaha

thanks LINOOOO!!!

6. jess, nana, wawa, ena and haris

me with pressiesss..

thanks to jess, nana, wawa and haris for giving me greats gifts! jess and haris bagi aku buku. both are superb, and i love it very much! but masih tak sempat baca lagi. and haris you really know what i read! hhehe..

nana gave me a gigantic card. haha! thnx sis. great card. bigger than my tummy, and wawa patung ko neh mmg disemadikan kat rak buku aku. haha. seperti yg ko maw, iaitu tgk ingat ko eh?? ena, pulak bg frame. masih belum memikirkan gmbr apa nak di letak nye..


7. qish, eisha, raihan, kak mah

Mugggshot, oreef T, coWW, kemeja!

thanks to qish, eisha, raihan, and kak mah!! these are all great gifts!. semua dah pakai! hahha. kecuali mugg qish mmg kat bilik digunakan apa sahaja yg memerlukan ice sbb dia besar, oreef neh dah lenjun gi jalan2, cow nih dah kena curi letak kat keta mak aku, and the shirt masih elok terpelihara. hhehehe..

THANKS!!!


8. present for myself?

i havent get a proper pressie for myself yet. but i bought a new phone, new nikes and upgrade baby M.. well, for now its enough, but my real present are the people who surrounding me, my parents, sisters, sarah, teachers/lecturers and SUPERB frens. they all put a great effort to put where i am right now. thanks for everything...


challo
salam
hmo

UM... the end part 3: the convocation

assalamualaikum and hye..

sorry for not updating. keje sangat sibuk dan amat memenatkan.. well who cares. im paid to be tired and bz. hahaha.

hari nih, aku nak citer pasal konvo aku. it was a blast. SUPERB! it was exactly the way i wanted it. the dramas, the shocks, the environment, and the tiredness. hehe

i have already collected 3 moments of convocations. my cert, diploma, and degree. i hope i wont stop now. im interested for a MBA one day. i cant handle site work until im old. need to get behind the desk one day and manned it while shouting at some asshole. hahhaha

sorry, gmbr konvo masih tak dapat penuh. photographer khas aku "nik sai" masih belum burn dalam DVD. so aku curik kat album FB dia.

first of all, thnx to sarah sayang sbb she help me wore the crazy robe.. sangat complicated ok. 3 pieces that need to be on my body. with all the freaking pins and sweat, it took almost half an hour to make it perfect. psiko.

but baru best susah2 pakai dari ko sarung je. tak cool. hahah. blaja kat UM susah smpi laa pakai robe. hahah.

the empty scroll:

me getting the empty scroll.. as usual.. haha

that is me. smiling getting a "degree" from the V.C. puas hati. ntah brapa kali aku nak putus asa kat UM nih, but sarah and my frens keep me afloat all these years. they are the real heroes behind me.

the story me getting the degree, is soooooo looonngggg. aku nak citer pun malas.. but finally, i got it anyway. i bust my ass for it, and finally its worth so goood. i got a great job. its something that i never dream of because im not that "good", mcm budak cgpa 3.89 and landed a job in Intel or something. but still, im proud of myself. hehe. tekan lift jap. "tinngg!!" hahhaha

btw, aku pakai baju melayu hitam. the same one i used for my previous convocation. hahah

ok. after kuar DTC, something shocked me....

the banner:

my frens make me a BANNER!!!! wtfcuk!!

sumpah malu ok. demm laa. aku taw nih keje 3 org. alino, sid, and nik. sah2. design pun aku kenal, plus font neh mmg style nik nye. and capo dia mesti alino and mini boss sah2 laa sid.

that bunga aku pegang tuh, siti sarah and alif bagi as pressie. hehehe. tgk laa aku senyum. malu siallll.. ahhahaha

as u can see, blakang tuh ada arina, ida, jas n siti sarah. this spot was chosen personally by me because, masa dorang konvo one year ago, dorang semua loncat2 kat sini while i was the photograper. heheh

the hoorays:

hooray for hafizhieRRo!

semua datang ok. all my best frens. and my tutors. alino sah2 datang. abbad pun ada. sangat happy ok.. i felt like not missing anything.

they really make my konvo day as perfect as possible. aku tak terasa as an extender pun. yg paling bes, dorang semua layan aku. rasa mcm budak manja lakkkks..

the jumping jack flash:

the jumping scene, and something fishy going on..

time neh semua gmbar adalah loncat2. since camera mahal ada di depan aku, stakat loncat2 neh, kacang je nik amik. heheh. tgk gmbar kedua, sarah pegang only 1/4 of the present im getting. ini belum lagi nik+sid, and alino nye present.

and why the heck they are all laughing, and where is me???? chiss. wat lawak tanpa aku di sisi. kejiiiii.

aku lepak kat depan DTC smpi petang. penat. after solat asar, we all lepak at pelita bangsar. our lepaking spot since first year. hehe

the makan sampai kenyang part:

makan setelah penat...

makan kat pelita.. what else to say? makan jelaaaaa. ahahahha.

well, i would like to thanks to those yang datang, and celebrate my convocation. thnx alot... they all make my day..

and finally, to super nik sai.. thnx my fren..

the pix tells everything..

i wish i cud write more. but my energy is depleting. very fast. and doing this shit suck lots of my battery.

challo
salam
hmo

the new few weeks..

assalamualaikum and hye..

this week baru stat keje 2 days. remember that i havent work for at least 5 years. itu pun kat MPH. haha

seresly, skrang mata pun nak katup, freaking tired. 2 first day adalah site work. 1st day je balik at 9pm. psikoo.. ahahah.

rite now, rasa mcm nak balik UM. study. tapi stress time exam tu yg gua tak tahan. i think i need a few months just to understand the system. kalau campak syringe pump kat aku 1st day pun, aku kejam mata je repair. but this field is totally new, and fcuking interesting.

the verdict, study or work?



study is funner, but i dont get paid this much for going to class. wakakakak..

challo
salam
hmo