Wednesday, January 21, 2009

jobs..

assalamualaikum and hye..

this is a work of fiction and my own points of view.

i have always wanted to work. im already sick of studying for 20 years since the age of 6. imagine in some places, child labor starts at the age of 5. psiko ok..

well that is not im trying to talk about today. i have my own views of each work that i can remember of. lets start with the highest ranking that i cud think of.

+ superb people: tajuk ni aku reka sendiri. "superb people" terdiri dari org hebat yg telah dinyatakan dalam sejarah. wanna know more, read "100 most influential person of all time". mcm tuh laa tajuk dia.

+ president/prime minister: its true the world is upside down. good leader got shot down and hated, while others who are awful are kept alive to make their country and the world suffer. their job is smile, sign papers, make decision and when they go home, "ooopss i made a wrong decision."

+ ministers: apa ntah dorang buat.. aku pun tak tahu kecuali memekak kat parlimen.

+ athletics: these sport man/sport woman are cooler than other people. but to be fair, i need to list them in the proper ranking. known for their coolness, and lots of money (they also donates), and icon for most teenagers. the best job there can be.

+ CEOs: makes money and more money. pastu simpan sendiri. nak tgk wat charity sangat susah.. while the best ones, god took their lives early.

+ head of universities: makes their own rules. student? apa itu student??

+ seniors managers/lecturers/engineers/doctors/etc: find other people faults and maki puas2 sebab sendiri salah, xmaw mengaku. sebab title dah hebat. mana leh sama. mesti org bodo bawah aku yg buat nih. (dia sendiri bengap). some of them are sour grape. sbb tak dapat jadi lagi hebat.

+ managers/engineers/head departments/etc: try to live a decent life. while selalu kena kepit jadi daging dalam hamburger sbb atas seniors managers/lecturers/engineers/etc yg gile and org bawah pulak asyik salah je wat keje.

+ commoners/RAs/technicians/drivers/cook/etc: trying to work hard and make other people happy becoz big people depend on them. some big people are so stupid they dont know other prominent BIGGER people names. yes, some big people i know have 1.5/10 of general knowledge and act like they have the entire encyclopaedia in their brains.

+ peniaga/businessman: they have to work hard. they have to smile. they have to be kind and they depends on all categories above..

+ actors: they live in a fantasy world...

+ pensioners: they can do what they want to do..

+ student: pengalaman aku jadi student 20 tahun, menceritakan segala2nya. antara kerja2 yang best. sapa ada scholarship ianya umpama tunggu duit dari langit, sapa yg takder rasa mcm taik gile. tapi apa2 pun, we have the advantage. who have good frens, they will stick to u all the time, kelas cancel, go home and tido, kelas taik boleh ponteng, bosan2 blh tulis blog mcm aku, blh suka hati tido lewat bcoz esok kelas sapa?? si ***??? boleh blah..., bosan2 blh buat aktiviti yg menghiburkan di pagi atau petang hari, and finally we are always short of money daripada category2 dia atas yg sering mengatakan "we are short of money".. hehehe


challo
salam
hmo

2 comments:

Johanna Omar said...

ko marah sapa nih beb?
meh sini aku gi pukol.. hahah.
ko tau, tetiba aku bengan kat pakcik ko RO******R!! sebab aku rasa die tergolong antara golongan yg busuk skali which ko lupa nak category kan.

Sarah A. said...

ehem ehem! engineers?? find other ppl's faults?? ini tidak adil. huh.