Thursday, January 20, 2011

lancer beb..

assalamualaikum and hye..

dua hari lepas, i just dont have time for myself. lunch will be gula-gula yg ada dalam kereta. that is all time would provide me to do. im not a CEO or CKF, but that is the real life im facing right now.

i have to face some hardcore client who is such a pain in the ass, crazy site problems, and some bad-ass operations manager. semua psiko. the only person who is giving me problem in UM is codename "ruby". even thou dia tak jerit-jerit or maki-maki, but her words is good enough to make your heart ripped slowly by butcher knife. sadis..

few days back, after a site visit, i have a time frame for lunch. pusing2 laa kat hartamas tuh, but there is no parking available. hungry, hot weather, and headache decide me to skip lunch again and head back to the office.

on the way back, i remember ada gerai laksa depan EON berhad. just nearby my office. i park my car, and ordered laksa and sirap aisssss....

so aku duduk kat kerusi, tunggu laksa aku siap, dua mamat hensem tanya aku,

mamat 1: "bang meja kosong?"

me: " yeah.. duduk laa.."

and an interesting conversation started among them. im not even eavesdropping, tapi dah depan mata kan.. TERdengar...


mamat 1: " beb, kalau hood turbo depan tuh tukar carbon fiber cun sial

mamat 2: "tulaa.. nnti ada duit aku tukar ahh.."

i was looking at his car keys.. perrghhhh kunci ada lambang mitsubishi.. dalam hati aku, mesti bawak evo sial.. aku malas laa nak usha2, karang nampak sangat mendengar.. then they continue talking..

mamat 1: " bro, lu punya ekzos mantap ah. bunyi sedap siot."

mamat 2: " tulaa, aku taw.. ekzos aku ..................(mula cakap technical).. etc.. cibai.. mantap.." (yg cibai aku tambah perasa. hahahahha)

so i got my laksa and air sirap, i finish it quickly and ignore these two nut heads talking loud about the car. so i paid up RM4.00, and walk to my car.

while walking to my car, sebelah keta aku, ada sebuah kereta warna merah ada lambang mitsubishi siap ngna turbo hood. i cant distinguish what evo model since i was quite far.. dah sampai kereta aku je, guess what....

wiraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

aiyakkk.... 1.3 some more bcoz tayar blakang brek drum.. lu citer gempak laa mamat.. siap kunci evo lu tukar pastu letak atas meja lagi.

nak show off pun, bawak laa lancer betul. haiya.. potong stim ok. kalau ada amoi pun mesti sumpah seranah kalau tahu in the end ko bawak lancer palsu..

well, i still trust my baby maroon, and guess what i have to spend another rm300 for the drive shaft. cibai.. cibai.. sapa maw ajak aku gi genting main blackjack?

well,, happy thaipusam to all my indian frens. happy happy... hehe

i miss some of my frens, masa aku kat UM, when it come to test or exam, besides sarah mesti ada bg msg wish "good luck", "all the best" and other encouraging words. mcm alino, ena, sid, jas, nik and few others of them sentiasa bg semangat tak putus-putus.

there is one time when i was with jamal, ready to enter bangunan peperiksaan for PDE, my phone keep on beeping, all of them wish me best of luck. jamal cakap kat aku, aku jeles tgk ko, kawan2 ko semua best-best, and ingat lagi kat ko. aku nih, semua takde. sorang2 je..

beside ur soulmate, support from frens are essential. their words, support and presence will always boost your morale. like a jeneral in a warfare.

one of my chinese classmate passed away. RIP my dearest fren goay imm. :(


challo
salam
hmo

3 comments:

faraulah said...

hahahahahah....
u make my day lah Hafiz...
pagi2 akk dah tergelak bac aentry ni

Johanna Omar said...

Apa kata aku parking sebelah keta die and duduk semeja ngan diorang.. malu besar tak dorang nnt? wakakakakka..

Sarah A. said...

hahahahaaaaa....
kunci kereta haruslah mitsubishi. dan haruslah letak atas meja. mesti poket dia penuh sgt x muat nk masuk kunci kete. ngahahaa...
lawak lawak...