aku pun tak paham..

assalamualaikum and hye.

happy chinese new year. gong xi fa cai. happy tahun arnab loncat-loncat comeli. i have a lot of chinese friends. wishing them a happy 2011 year.

last friday, aku solat jumaat kat polytech shah alam. since i worked at glenmarie, baru 2 kali aku dapat singgah solat kat situ. when aku pergi situ, pelbagai nostalgia bermain dalam kepala aku . 3 of my love life came from there.

a lot have changed. siap ada jabatan maintenance kapal terbang lagi. UM pun tarak. aerospace? hmmm kalau PDE pun berak cair, apa ntah idea UM of their subject for aerospace courses. mgkn tempat lain boleh la terima seadanya. tapi aku rasa UM takkan senang lenang bg 5 course wajib maths. maw semua PDE setiap sem. hahha.

empat anak dara dan sebuah tong sampah.

masa aku nak balik, sempat aku snap gmbr ni. it remind me back days, there is a chance that one of these girl adalah pilihan hati aku. hahah. who knows huh? but i can see the spirit of PSA dah takde. back days, jaket merah sentiasa kita org pakai. tak kisah laa panas ke, baju kurung ke, pagoda ke, jaket merah tetap ada. skrang dah biru. sungguh pro gov..

kadang-kala hati aku neh sangat busuk.. sometimes aku ada terpikir kalau aku mampu beli evo10 which would cost me RM300K (keta yg nak dibeli oleh haris) aku nak park keta aku sblh mamat wira evo.. sometimes they just annoyed me to the rectum.. pastu kalau nak balik ke kereta, aku nak balik sesama. just wanna make a point that, derrrrr this is evoooooo. not those..

keji pulak aku rasa. itu sebab aku rasa kadangkala jiwa aku celaru. sakit hati tetiba, stress with all the burden in one deuter bag (sid & nik bg pressie konvo). dulu berangan gak nak pakai beg kulit samsonite pegang kat tangan pakai tie and coat, but i just know that, in the moment its either my company polo tee, jeans, sneaker and my durable deuter 3o liter bag. my boss said, u ada beg doraemon.

sometimes aku pun rasa annoyed by the wrong usage of words. most commonly is "ROGER". i known this word since aku ketagih tgk citer world war back school days lagi. but its such a trend that people thinks "roger" is a word for inform me or call me.

all my life i understood it as "OK/i got it/understood/yes". but now, all i get from text or verbal from people are, "jgn lupa roger aku" or "nnti-nnti roger la kalau nak jumpa".. i dont get it.. aku ada kawan yg polis pun salah pakai ayat nih. which makes me more tak paham. aku yang tak paham atau dia tak paham.

if i misunderstood the word, ada kat kamus dewan/Britannica/encyclopaedia/dwi-bahasa atau apa sahaja, do inform me. maybe aku pun baru kuar dari gua, tak tahu ayat "ROGER" itself dah berkembang maju dan bnyk maksudnya.

anyway, kelmarin aku ke pavilion. my office has given the green light to attend all the problems at pavilion. in one case, after a walk with one of the security officer, we were stopped by a japanese tourist. she was somehow lost in translation. eceh.. mcm tajuk cerita pulak..

explain punya explain, she wants to go back to her hotel, the Marriott. i offered to walk with her, after reaching the road across Marriott, i show with my hand explaining there it was. she bowed so many times with full of respect plus dengan muka yg penuh kekesalan menyusahkan aku sbb mgkn tahu aku sedang bekerja dengan screwdriver kat pocket and all.

so i bowed back. that was the first time i bowed to a japanese... ur welcome.. ur welcome..

but to the french, lu nak mintak tolong kat gua, sila pergi mampos. tak dilayan. lu sesat laa satu KL, aku tak kesian langsung. hahhahah. (still emo with the Parisians.)

happy hols.

aku nak tido tak nak bangun.. nekmat dunia.. wait.. selain tido, berak pun bes. hahahha


challo
salam
hmo

lancer beb..

assalamualaikum and hye..

dua hari lepas, i just dont have time for myself. lunch will be gula-gula yg ada dalam kereta. that is all time would provide me to do. im not a CEO or CKF, but that is the real life im facing right now.

i have to face some hardcore client who is such a pain in the ass, crazy site problems, and some bad-ass operations manager. semua psiko. the only person who is giving me problem in UM is codename "ruby". even thou dia tak jerit-jerit or maki-maki, but her words is good enough to make your heart ripped slowly by butcher knife. sadis..

few days back, after a site visit, i have a time frame for lunch. pusing2 laa kat hartamas tuh, but there is no parking available. hungry, hot weather, and headache decide me to skip lunch again and head back to the office.

on the way back, i remember ada gerai laksa depan EON berhad. just nearby my office. i park my car, and ordered laksa and sirap aisssss....

so aku duduk kat kerusi, tunggu laksa aku siap, dua mamat hensem tanya aku,

mamat 1: "bang meja kosong?"

me: " yeah.. duduk laa.."

and an interesting conversation started among them. im not even eavesdropping, tapi dah depan mata kan.. TERdengar...


mamat 1: " beb, kalau hood turbo depan tuh tukar carbon fiber cun sial

mamat 2: "tulaa.. nnti ada duit aku tukar ahh.."

i was looking at his car keys.. perrghhhh kunci ada lambang mitsubishi.. dalam hati aku, mesti bawak evo sial.. aku malas laa nak usha2, karang nampak sangat mendengar.. then they continue talking..

mamat 1: " bro, lu punya ekzos mantap ah. bunyi sedap siot."

mamat 2: " tulaa, aku taw.. ekzos aku ..................(mula cakap technical).. etc.. cibai.. mantap.." (yg cibai aku tambah perasa. hahahahha)

so i got my laksa and air sirap, i finish it quickly and ignore these two nut heads talking loud about the car. so i paid up RM4.00, and walk to my car.

while walking to my car, sebelah keta aku, ada sebuah kereta warna merah ada lambang mitsubishi siap ngna turbo hood. i cant distinguish what evo model since i was quite far.. dah sampai kereta aku je, guess what....

wiraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

aiyakkk.... 1.3 some more bcoz tayar blakang brek drum.. lu citer gempak laa mamat.. siap kunci evo lu tukar pastu letak atas meja lagi.

nak show off pun, bawak laa lancer betul. haiya.. potong stim ok. kalau ada amoi pun mesti sumpah seranah kalau tahu in the end ko bawak lancer palsu..

well, i still trust my baby maroon, and guess what i have to spend another rm300 for the drive shaft. cibai.. cibai.. sapa maw ajak aku gi genting main blackjack?

well,, happy thaipusam to all my indian frens. happy happy... hehe

i miss some of my frens, masa aku kat UM, when it come to test or exam, besides sarah mesti ada bg msg wish "good luck", "all the best" and other encouraging words. mcm alino, ena, sid, jas, nik and few others of them sentiasa bg semangat tak putus-putus.

there is one time when i was with jamal, ready to enter bangunan peperiksaan for PDE, my phone keep on beeping, all of them wish me best of luck. jamal cakap kat aku, aku jeles tgk ko, kawan2 ko semua best-best, and ingat lagi kat ko. aku nih, semua takde. sorang2 je..

beside ur soulmate, support from frens are essential. their words, support and presence will always boost your morale. like a jeneral in a warfare.

one of my chinese classmate passed away. RIP my dearest fren goay imm. :(


challo
salam
hmo

crysis..

assalamualaikum and hye..

semua org ada krisis masing-masing. ko, aku, dia, hang, aku, semua ada masalah masing-masing. aku harap semua org tenang menghadapinya.

aku pun pernah menghadapi krisis hidup. kehidupan di UM sangat berkrisis. bertahun-tahun aku bercerita mengenainya dalam kisah hidup aku ini.

skrang hidup aku lebeh tenang. kerja sentiasa bermasalah, tapi ada brader tuh kata, "its a good problem". which is true. but when u cant answer PDE, its a fucked up problem. duduk laa kat engine UM sampai mampos. which is SO true. ada student gagal keluar UM sbb PDE. no kidding.

today i fixed my car. the aircond is broken. terbang $300. baru nak start saving. god is always fair. is it? can i play toto?

dalam hidup ini ada je yg tak kena. gangguan sana sini. tak masalah kawan, masalah keje, tak masalah keje, masalah ngan parents, tak masalah ngan parents, masalah ngan adik beradik. tapi aku, seminggu kereta takde aircond, aku masalah ngan cuaca. celake. setiap kali aku kuar kereta peluh sampai stokin. celaka.

hari tuh aku melepak bersama-sama rakan-rakan se-belajar aku. ada dialog yg menarik perhatian aku..

dia, " beb, KABA taknak sales person ke?"

aku, " hmm, tak tahu laa.. tapi dah ada 2 org masuk dah"

dia, " aku nak join boleh ke?"

aku, " ntah laa.. tapi sales team KABA semua experience tahap cipan nye. stok 10-15 tahun sales"

dia, " weeehhhh!! aku nih directorrr nihh! director sales!" sambil tunjuk name card dia.. "takkan aku tak layak??" btw, dia tak buat lawak. sangat seres.

der..... tuh ko nye kompany.. mmg laaaaa! haiyaaa.. kalau aku ada company sendiri pun akula CEO,COO,CFO,CKF (chief kaki fuck). hahahha..

tadi aku lepak UM sebelum main futsal. layan steak kat rumah U. depan aku sekumpulan gadis korea. makan steak 2 pinggan sorang satu. waddahel.. tapi badan stock getah baiknyee.. demmit..

and as usual. aku rindu UM. aku rasa nak cium je tanah bumi UM nih which really make me a human. and bila lalu faculty biomed, aku kembali ke tempat nostalgia aku;

tempat dimana dada aku berdegup 120bpm...

this place is where all the result for biomed student di tampal. aku pernah ternganga, terdiam, terduduk, tercangkung, menutup muka, sedih, loncat, geram, mencarut dah juga menunjuk fcuk padanya. this is where my life depends back then.. whatalife..

too my sarah, please dont be sad sad. im here. i will always be by ur side. tornado, taufan, ribut, petir, banjir, panas, terik, mendung atau ada rainbow, im here..

challo
salam
hmo