eavesdrop..

assalamualaikum and hye..

while waiting idon mee vs Malaysia, aku teringat peristiwa yg berlaku tadi..

i have this habit to eavesdrop. i know its bad, but i got it from my dad. bapak borek anak rintik.. haha.

in some cases, i could just act as normal person in a food stall, drinking and eating but actually im listening some "big shot" talk big behind me. sometimes u can hear funny stories and sometimes u can tell they are just being an asshole.

tadi lepas site visit kat one mont kiara, i stop by rojak+cendol behind KFC nearby UM. while was eating ALONE, there is a group of fren talking.

"pum pam pum pam!!!!" lalu si mamat ketuk meja..

"argh!! celake!! bodoh!!" jerit si perempuan.

"dia ingat dianye keje hebat!! keje aku lagi susah!!" cakap si perempuan kurus..

finally in 10 minutes, baru aku paham. they are all call center workers. cerita hebat. aku ingat NASA hubble engineer. sbb cakap mcm petir kan.

aku lupa.. keje org lain adalah senang. kerja dia SAHAJA susah..

mari layan bola..

challo
salam
hmo

my name is hafix..??

assalamualaikum and hye..

merry Christmas.. marry Christmas? ada tak org misspelled mcm ni? sumpah kelakar kalau ada. ok, kalau ada, tiada kaitan yg hidup dan mati.

well, when it comes to christmas, sorang je yang aku akan ingat, jess basinau. a great fren of mine. hope u doing fine out there. we are still waiting the "WOW" signal from outer space. i hope it turn out with a figure like ms heigl. hehe.

see up there. the title? hafix. sound like a third grade porn star name. it turns out its my name on all the office official papers such as D.O's, invoices, etc..etc.. penat dah aku nak cakap. smpi org kat site pun tanya, "hafix??? since when brader??" hahaha..

im so tired. very tired. twice i felt like fainting at site, once i almost got in an car accident without noticing im almost blackout while driving. haih.. anyone have a glock?

well, i hope something good will happen to me. im tired of being nice, being "ok", being smile guy, being "yes man", or being "im happy!!" just becoz of me being me. i should know better that the world is always cruel, dont ever be confident of anything becoz i should know better bcoz at the end of the day its just another disappointment.

maybe its better me off going somewhere alone. pursue the outdoor, and good luck to my dearest fren eisha, whos out there at USM. finally u are out from UM for at least a year or two. balik nnti i will have to call u Dr. Eisha. haha. will u still eat rojak with me in the rain kat blakang KFC when u have a phd? atau tak nak dah lepak ngan aku nnti. hahaha.

hafix on the move..

i never had the chance to say congrats to my little sister. well congrats. ko dah grad, hehehe. asal tgn ko peace? and asal mak aku mcm 40 year old mom? well u see me? itu semua stock wardrobe 3-4 years ago kecuali kamera canggih nik yg baru usia beberapa bulan.

btw that jeans is already to the dumpster sbb dah koyak. 5 years using it at um ok je, buat keje 3 bulan rabak. new jeans? no more levis maybe. no money.. maybe kena beli jeans cap ayam je pas nih. hehe

well, hafix signing off.

merry christmas and a happy new year.

challo
salam
hmo

teknisyen..

assalamualaikum and hye..

kali nih cerita teknisyen lagi. apasal ntah teknisyen suka cari pasal ngan aku.

sesekali aku tak paham org yg tak paham kerja org lain. semua dia ingat senang. kerja dia je susah.

lahanat betul. ko tahap teknisyen, perangai macam teknisyen, otak ko dah tak leh blah kan?

otak ko tahap itu je. dah xleh pi lagi. then ko start nak ajar aku and cakap mcm mana aku kena bekerja? aku ni layan ko sebab satu je brader, aku nak setel kan project kat tempat ko jeee. takde masa aku nak blaja dgn ko, puas dah aku blaja. tak yah nak tunjuk ajar aku.

bukan aku blagak, bukan aku angkuh, bukan aku takabur, tapi sumpah apa yg ko cakap adalah sampah. please sambung blaja. aku nih pun tak cukup ilmu pun still rendah diri nak sambung blaja.

kalau ko cakap betul takpe, ini sumpah bawah tapak kaki aku nye tahap pun tak sampai nak sound-sound aku.

so please, keje ko adalah hanya tgk aku uruskan kerja. kalau nak arah-arah org, tolong sambung blaja. bagi aku ko tak cukup bijak lagi.

dia cakap, "bro, keje ko nih kan senang jeeeeee. sangat senang. yg ko stress sangat pehal?"

aku jawab, " beb, keje aku nih, kalau senang, sumpah aku berak ngan tenang, ini nak berak pun susah pekes?

ko ingat keje aku umpama basuh tangan, basuh berak ke?

challo
salam
hmo

ps: mintak maap kalau ada terasa. tak tuju pada semua teknisyen. ada je teknisyen yg best which is also my best freen..

oooo.. abang ni teknisyen laa yee...

assalamualaikum and hye..

semalam aku pergi Kencana Petroleum. since aku start keje, semua site-site yg aku pergi adalah gampang hebat. dimana bukan sbb datuk-datuk atau tan sri-tan sri, tetapi most of them are professionals in their own fields.

and being me respecting other people job, i never underestimate people from what they wear, how they walk, or how they talk. you would just wont know what are their position and their professionalism when they are working in a big company.

so utk menjadi selamat, bila ada org memulakan bicara, aku sentiasa berhati-hati dalam kata-kata aku sebelum memakan diri di kemudian hari. bak kata pepatah hafiz,

"naik perahu boleh gostan, kata-kata tak boleh".

so sedang aku membantu engineer aku memasang equipment-equipment di site, datang laa mamat nih menegur aku..

"abang buat apa nih?"

aku reply, "oo nih testing je, tgk sistem mekanikal ok ke tak, mcm lampu, elektrikal dan sebagainya, encik kerja sini ke?"

aku tahu dia kerja kencana sbb dia pakai bju kencana.

"aaah. kerja sini."

aku tanya lagi, "kerja offshore?" aku kata mcm nih sbb u would never know kannn..

budak tuh jawab," takkk laaaaa.. saya despatch je.. hantar surat, so abang pasang-pasang benda ni utk testing laa. oooo.. abang nih kira teknisyen jelaaa..."

aku dan member aku pandang.. senyum ajeeee..

apa-apa laa abang despatch.. teknisyen pun ok.. hehehehe

happy working... heheheh

challo
salam
hmo

gearing up..

assalamualaikum and hye..

sedang aku bosan-osan nak cari citer di download, aku terjumpa TOP GEAR US. aku reluctant utk download sbb aku tahu takde siri kereta yg bes selain TOP GEAR UK ONLY.

since im a NASA freak, and buzz aldrin was their driver of the week, aku download. dan aku menyesal seumur hidup aku. cebbss.

beruk mak yeh.

semua tak kena. semua cacat. semua nak tiru top gear UK. bodoh. dan korang bertiga adalah cacat. harap-harap rancangan korang cancel next season. bingai.

and magically somehow, with my limited time, i manage to squeeze out watching my movie reruns. dari dulu maw tgk marathon the bourne series. so last week i managed to finish all three. yeehaa!

bourne vs bond? who wins?

currently im watching my all time favorite movies. the hunt for red october and apollo 13. nasib baik dulu rajin download movies lama-lama and buat database kat excel tajuk movie and burn them elok-elok kat folder utk senang dicari.

superb all time favorites..

sarah sayang pernah cakap, "when im married with you, the first thing im gonna steal is your dvdrips collection.." chet dia maw dvd aku rupanye.. hahhaha!

i just finish watching pawn stars (please pronounced it properly coz when u said it out loud it will sound PORN STARS. yeahh baby!) and currently starting watching accidently on purpose. got alot of extra time, do download these junks..

buat bahan lawak sebelum tido sbb stress keje..

even thou i watch all these movies/series to fulfill my precious time, but the one below here always makes me happy. smile smile smile..

mcm mana laa aku tak gelak, nak bergambar ngan kera. harharharh!

well, hate december sbb ramai jemputan kawen kena pergi. not that i dont like going, tapi merentas negeri buat aku lebeh penat dan tidak bersemangat bekerja keesokkan harinya.

ntah bila aku nak post pasal poly aku tuh. malas dah. takde mood. haha

challo
salam
hmo

masak masak..

assalamualaikum and hye..

skrang aku tgh layan series baru.. masterchef US. aku tak la pandai masak, but nak survive blh la.

goreng ko jgn tak goreng

teringat aku masa zaman blaja kat UM. time tuh aku tgh extend 5th year. rumah kat HPark baru ada astro. hasil sumbangan siddik sidious.

masa tgh layan tv, time tuh tgh usha AFC (asian food channel). aku, sid and nik tgh layan citer masak memasak from one series to another series.

milf in the kitchen

super hot and hotter in the kitchen


he cooks wearing a shirt.

while sid and me were talking about the cooking, we both cakap,

"hmm.. ada harapan blh masak mcm ni.." or..

"senang je kot ni.. campak2 je"..

then dah habis rancangan masak2 ni, nik pun tukar channel and tetiba ada rancangan ni..

chef besi. ko gila nak masak mcm dorang?

then sid cakap kat nik,

"tak yah la nik tgk iron chef, takde harapannye nak masak mcm dorang.."

iron chef beb.. ko gila nak masak mcm iron chef. teringat layan citer anime master cooking boy. mmg sebijik.

happy weekend bebeh..

challo
salam
hmo

bandung..

assalamualaikum and hye..

aku dari dulu teringin makan nasik ayam tepi jalan belakang caltex kat glenmarie tuh. tapi mmg takde masa nak singgah. kalau ada masa, mesti penuh ngan manusia yg makan dgn rakus.

ooohh.. mesti sedap hell neh..

so today, aku singgah. "makcik, nasi ayam satu, dada yeee.. sambal lebeh."

since ada dua air jer yg dia jual. air bandung and cincau, aku mintak air bandung kat pakcik neh which i assume her husband.

"pakcik, air bandung ye."

"baik nak" pakcik tuh balas.

so datangla nasik ayam. hmpprhhhr.. tak sedap. im fooled by the situation. lagi sedap nasi ayam aku buat. macam laa aku pandai masak nasik ayam..

lalu pakcik tuh tanya lagi, "anak ni air apa tadi??"

"bandung cik".. aku jawab sambil makan nasi ayam tak sedap.

walau tak sedap, aku kena habis kan. nnti aku rasa serba salah.

lalu pakcik tuh tanya lagi dari belakang, "anak nak air apa tadi? cincau kan??"

aku jawab, "tak cik, bandung"..

pastu in 2o minutes aku tunggu air bandung aku, pakcik tuh datang, "nah, air cincau nak..."

faker..

hmo
challo
salam

fragggs..

assalamualaikum and hye..

got a new game. superb. COD black ops. out of 5, give it 4.5/5. its like a combination of assassin creed and call of duty.

no one would ever think making a first person shooter out of the Cuban missile crisis, and the Vietnam war. quite cool when u play game in the JFK era. cool huh..

actually JFK, McNamara, and also Castro pun ada dalam game nih. hehehe

shoot some badass Vietcong and Russians

took me a while to finish it. about 3 playing days. not bad. but you might have some problems installing it. quite fussy here and there. but worth it.

masa main game nih aku teringat kat citer TAKEN yg liam nesson blakon. tak banyak cakap. tembak je. takde bnyk soal. takde kasihan. shoot and fuck u bebeh.

super daddy

kat HBO tgh rerun. tgk lapan belas kali pun tak muak. bes.

maggie grace is comeli, famke kinda old but still milf, and the ending showing holly valance is sexy!

well, i will miss my weekends. nak rehat lagi dan lagi.

sepatutnya aku nak tulis pasal polytech aku, coz last week solat jumaat kat sana. its like 5 years aku tak jejak kaki kat situ and suddenly sayu je tgk. maybe on the next post i will citer about it.

aku rasa alien wujud..

challo
salam
hmo

teh..

assalamualaikum and hye..

malam-malam aku teringin teh. jarang aku suka teh. selalu nye buat kopi sahaja.

adik aku cakap, " eh ada lipas kecik kat dinding.."

aku jawab, " haaa cepat bunuh dgn menyiram air panas sblm dia jadi dewasa. nnti geli nak bunuh!!"

adik aku bala, " cuba laa baik mcm adik sikit. tak baik bunuh guna air panas. kita bagi dia karen (raket karen bunuh lalat.)

adik aku lagi keji dari aku.

challo
salam
hmo

"saya dari KABA", KABA apa??,, owwhh KABA baik..

assalamualaikum and hye...

sometimes i dont understand why it should be like this or why it should be like that? or do we have to do that or NO, u dont..

there is no guidelines in work unless u work in a company which need u to bring a 4 ring folder everywhere u go and there are methods u have to follow. in a field work like mine, u need one method..

"LIE if u are in trouble." HAHAHA. seresly..

but DO report back to ur immediate boss, and for sure he/she will cover ur ass. if ONLY ur boss is super cool. thinking about a "she" boss.. hmmm

when i was in UM, all i do is studying. i love reading, but reading is such a "time wasting" for me bcoz is still need to study for my 13 papers for my final 5th year. which i eventually passed. haha

how the fcuk i could read a book of my choice when i have calculus which i need to retake the 5th time, PDE the 3rd time, thermodynamics, C++, and other shitty stuffs? saturdays and sundays i will spent time at the classroom with some watchful eyes of my greatest tutor miss alino, abbad or even jamal?

from 10 am to 9 pm i will be just doing crazy calculations and memorizing steps just to solve a PDE question? the only break i had was prayer, toilet breaks, lunch/dinner breaks and the best was watching the sunset at BP at 7 pm with jamal.

now, when UM is out and work is in, reading is a scarce commodity for me. the only time i can read is when im at the kewajipan traffic light, in the toilet, at food stall waiting for food (only if im alone), or any short period of time i had.

on saturdays or sundays there is a lot of things in eed to do such as gaming, cleaning up, tidying up, socializing, etc..

well, here are some new things what im currently doing..

rocket men bebeh!

a great read. a gift from alino.. actually she paid for it. hahahah. late bday present!! i havent reach a quarter yet.. arrghh. if u are interested in biography, technicality, history, space, and NASA do buy this book!

geniusssss

i was searching for this book a while. i was shock that it is quite hard to find. masa aku keje kat MPH dulu bersepah. hari tuh cari kat borders Curve pun tarak.. but i was lucky to find this book while heading to site at Kencana.

nak baca buku nih? kalau baca buku sejarah sekolah menengah korang tak tido, boleh baca. kalau tak, mesti wave tido korang tahap delta punya.. hahaha.

a one day game..

i just finish playing medal of honor. do play if u dont mind shooting talibanis. if u are telling me, "ko tembak org islam???" well i will give u a middle finger first and do u think the talibanis are superb muslims?

just nak sakit kan hati org mcm nih, i have been playing HIND on pc being a helicopter pilot/gunner shooting them.

im not happy about it, but a game is a game. it doesnt makes me full of any religious hatred or anything.. but if it does makes an issue to u guys, just dont fcuk play it. karang emo.

sometimes game pun follow trend. game MOH or COD yg dulu2 pun pasal WW2. tembak org nazis or shooting yanks gak. letupkan church and made it as a post command. ada issue?

dulu citer die hard 1 and 2 pun pasal european terrorist, kita tgk kat HBO best je. kill! die! shoot! blow them!! but bila ada citer pasal terrorist islam je, mula emo.

its the world. adat dunia. its just how the world turns out to be. lepas nih mgkn alien lak jadi terrorist. masa tuh aku kan tersenyum lebar sebab teori aku pasal alien itu wujud. hahahah..

happy deppavali, friday, saturday, sunday and.. owh hate mondays.,.

challo
salam
hmo

WORK..

assalamualaikum and hye..

basically aku dah lupa mcm mana nak tulis blog. aku hanya tahu tulis email kepada malaun2 yg tak paham bahasa sahaja.

nak cerita pasal kereja adalah kurang menarik dari cerita pasal UM. namun begitu, sarah sayang sangat suka apabila mendengar citer2 karut aku. yg penting kekasih aku sorang nih tersenyum kemudian ketawa terbahak2.. yg penting sarah sayang happy. hehe.

tak kisah la. namun aku selalu berangan bile dah kerja, pagi2 singgah starbuka (stabuka adalah kata2 sinonim bg student yg slalu pi library UM) and order latte kat baristas yg hot lalu minum di opis.

namun realiti nye? aku wat nescape 3-1 mild mcm iklan harith iskandar tuh. pastu baru nak hirup dua tiga teguk, start je 930am panggilan tugas ke medan perang bermula. bermula dari telepon toshiba opis aku smpi lah telepon bimbit tak berhenti2 tanya itu ini. cebbs man.. starbucks?? jgn berangan laa nak sempat beli. kalau kat site pun mcm pavilion tuh, baru dapat secawan pastu hilang selera sbb terlalu penat utk menikmati kopi itu sendiri.

kemudian bila bekerja, ada juga berangan nak jumpa rakan2 taulan, kawan2 yg sesama tolong aku berjaya, lecturer2 yg bes kat UM, namun semua pun sukar utk aku lakukan. yg dapat jumpa eisha jela.. kak mah pun sekali sekala. maw juga aku jumpa Dr. Azuan, cakap, doc jom makan. on me. heheh.

tapi reality nye adalah aku hanya free apabila tgh drive ke site dan masa itu laa aku dapat call rakan2 baik aku atau sarah sayang. sbb time tu pakai hansfree so takde mende nak buat selain drive, call laa kekasih ke atau sebagainya.

selain itu, apabila di jamban, time tuh je dapat msg2, and text2. kalau nak call dalam jamban karang bergema. gila tak senonoh nye. selalu mangsa? Teh (immediate boss aku) and alino. hahahah. nasib laaa.

and in the end, bila MD aku jumpa aku je, dialog feveret dia, "hafiz, are u bz? if not tell me ok?".. gile pe.. aku neh nak korek telinga pun takde masa, boleh MD aku tanya aku ada keje ke tak.. sampai hati.. :(

ada aku kesah?? mesti la kesah dowhhh.. hahahah

hari minggu aku penuh ngan aktiviti sihat dan kurang sehat. antara nya adalah gi kenduri kawen kawan2 dan rakan taulan. dan tido smpi kul satu petang. yg tido adalah paling bes and sehat..

altivit bulan posa:

ahli basterds teman aku di bulan posa

ini adalah rakan2 aku yg takde keje. bulan posa sanggup turun pavilion buka ngan aku. mgkn sebab takot aku mengamuk sebab dorang tak buka ngan aku. hahahah. yg nik pose mcm tuh aku tak tahu kenapa. dont ask me. sid lak? itu gaya standed dia. GAYesss. hahah

aku bawak forklift and baby M is getting an upgrade

gmbr aku bawak forklift itu adalah lakonon. aku berangan nak jadi bob the builder. kalau rumah korang ada forklift jgn suh aku bawak sbb aku mgkn akan merodok BMW 5 series mak bapak korang.

on the right lak, baby M dapat ligament baru. kudaku lari gagah berani!! lalalalala..

the day when sid won a million rupiah..

gmbr ini masa sid open table kat bubba gump. sid open table!!! wooohooo!! yeah bebeh!! ahahah. pow sid cukup2. sian dia. nasib tak kena kuar kan duit simpan kat dalam stokin kena pow ngan kita org. basterds mmg kuat makan. jgn lupa open table lagi bila dapat kupon ikea sbb perangai baik kat materialise. peace!

ps: i got food poisoning after that and last for a week. ubat nye? sarah usap2 and suruh minum air soya lapan tong. setel.


the day that makes me ALWAYS smile.. when im with HER..

sarah and me, & book and sarah
(ps: hot tak awek belakang sarah sayang tuh??)

dulu aku cakap, gmbr aku ngan sarah kurang sbb camera phone takde. pakai handpon baling alien jek. tapi bila skrang ada kamera phone, nak amik gmbr berdua pun susah.

well, i love her so much that, i dont care anything else. moody ka, kena marah ke, kena maki ngan client ka, jumpa sarah sayang tetap bes. hehe. tapi kalau dia ada buku and series yg aku bg, sarah mesti macam ada bf baru, sbb layan buku atau series.. huh..


well, happy working? studying? fcuking? happy what ever la.

ps: lino thanks for the birthday gift, walaupun lewat 5 bulan, im still happy with it. hahaha


challo
salam
hmo

UM... the end part 4: the gifts

assalamualaikum and hye..

seems like a gazillion years tak update blog. haha. senang cakap, just takde masa, takde mood, takde selera, takde idea, n takde catalyst nak wat entry baru.

well, lets continue the "UM... the end" series. today will be about the gifts i got from my convocation.

1. the package

left to right: cari makan dulu (again), beg nana bg penuh ngan pelbagai barang, beg merah nih pun sumbat mcm-mcm barang, and the legendary fame empty scroll..

after pelita, makan reramai, gi McD depan rumah sarah. lantak GCB pulak. hahhaha. makan buat kehidupan lebih ceria.


2. the Shturmanskie Gagarin



ok.. first of all, for me to talk about this present is very special. its a gift from sarah sayang. it should be a individual entry, but im afraid i dont have the time or the passion to talk about it later.

this is a Shturmanskie Gagarin. as in Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space. he "visited" space in a Vostok 1 on 12 April 1961 and wore a Shturmanskie.

Shturmanskie means "navigator" in russian and it is full of history. this watch is so cool but no one knows it compared to the Omega. Omega watches are famous because it was used on the Apollo mission.

this watch, the Shturmanskie Gagarin was design for the remembrance of Gagarin-Vostok history, and guess what, its freaking limited. only 999 pieces is available and mine was the 366/999. it has a manual winding, which means i have to wind it every 42 hours/2 days.

the face, it has a dual time.

the bottom, freaking crazy movement!

i really love this watch. why? first its russian. for me Russian and Nazis are super cool. their art of war, technologies, and histories are super cool.

well, i almost took the "Zeppelin" a German made watch, and zeppelins are used by the Nazis to bomb London and the famous zeppelin should be the Hindenburg. its cool too. but the Shturmanskie steal the show that day. the price for the Shturmanskie? dont ask me. hahahah!

thanks sayang. thank you very much. gorgeous present! love it baby! and until now, im still aawwwinnggg the watch. the words in Cyrillic is so cool. freaking Russian alphabet. hahaha!


3. The BANNER!

congrats hafiz!

this one is a great gift from my frens to me. full of signature and kata-kata semangat! akan aku simpan banner ini sampai bila2. so one day aku leh citer kat anak aku, "find frens like mine, they stick to you whether you are sick, happy, sad, ugly, emo, moody, crazy, failure, ups, downs, miskin, kaya, at the hospital, keta kunci hilang, pde 3 kali, thesis, kereta rosak, duit takde, enjoy sesama, tgk wayang, makan, plan gila, gi picnic, citer pasal aweks/bfs, pressies, smpi la,, beb pinjam 20sen, nak berak"... hahahahha!

4. the Deuter from nik sai and sid

The Deuter Trans Alpine 30

i dont know how this two guys came out for this present. i always planned to change my seasoned nike military bag. dah worn out pun. hancur, but getting this bag is just superb. i can stuff anything inside. my lappy, tools set, files and folders and all sorts of work stuff. naik tren mcm nak panjat gunung. but the best part is the padding. superb! tak sakit belakang.. hahaha

and guys, korang lupa cabut sticker price tag kat dalam beg. hahahahha! bag neh dah buat gi keje, and raya. just brought this bag with me. setel. hahhaha. 30Liters beb! hahha! thanks mate!

pen buat sign saje..

and btw, sid gimmie an extra pressie, a Sheaffer pen with my initial "HMO" on it!


5. Bubba Gump Jacket from alino

mama said....

why a bubba gump jacket? sebab masa study dulu, gua selalu nak jaket hoodie. sbb konon nak rasa mcm taik like eminem cool laa kan, but actually, bila study malam2 kat library or fac, nak balik mesti hujan. org kata rahmat... hahhahah. plus study malam2 sangat dewa sejuk..

but tak dapat2 beli coz duit yg ada mesti buat benda lain. so in the end alino gave me as a present. minah nih siap hantar jahit initial gua kat tepi jacket ok. kalau ada org lain amik mmg kes sengaja dengki gua ah. HMO only belongs to me. hahaha. tak puas hati? ada aku kesah. hahaha

thanks LINOOOO!!!

6. jess, nana, wawa, ena and haris

me with pressiesss..

thanks to jess, nana, wawa and haris for giving me greats gifts! jess and haris bagi aku buku. both are superb, and i love it very much! but masih tak sempat baca lagi. and haris you really know what i read! hhehe..

nana gave me a gigantic card. haha! thnx sis. great card. bigger than my tummy, and wawa patung ko neh mmg disemadikan kat rak buku aku. haha. seperti yg ko maw, iaitu tgk ingat ko eh?? ena, pulak bg frame. masih belum memikirkan gmbr apa nak di letak nye..


7. qish, eisha, raihan, kak mah

Mugggshot, oreef T, coWW, kemeja!

thanks to qish, eisha, raihan, and kak mah!! these are all great gifts!. semua dah pakai! hahha. kecuali mugg qish mmg kat bilik digunakan apa sahaja yg memerlukan ice sbb dia besar, oreef neh dah lenjun gi jalan2, cow nih dah kena curi letak kat keta mak aku, and the shirt masih elok terpelihara. hhehehe..

THANKS!!!


8. present for myself?

i havent get a proper pressie for myself yet. but i bought a new phone, new nikes and upgrade baby M.. well, for now its enough, but my real present are the people who surrounding me, my parents, sisters, sarah, teachers/lecturers and SUPERB frens. they all put a great effort to put where i am right now. thanks for everything...


challo
salam
hmo

UM... the end part 3: the convocation

assalamualaikum and hye..

sorry for not updating. keje sangat sibuk dan amat memenatkan.. well who cares. im paid to be tired and bz. hahaha.

hari nih, aku nak citer pasal konvo aku. it was a blast. SUPERB! it was exactly the way i wanted it. the dramas, the shocks, the environment, and the tiredness. hehe

i have already collected 3 moments of convocations. my cert, diploma, and degree. i hope i wont stop now. im interested for a MBA one day. i cant handle site work until im old. need to get behind the desk one day and manned it while shouting at some asshole. hahhaha

sorry, gmbr konvo masih tak dapat penuh. photographer khas aku "nik sai" masih belum burn dalam DVD. so aku curik kat album FB dia.

first of all, thnx to sarah sayang sbb she help me wore the crazy robe.. sangat complicated ok. 3 pieces that need to be on my body. with all the freaking pins and sweat, it took almost half an hour to make it perfect. psiko.

but baru best susah2 pakai dari ko sarung je. tak cool. hahah. blaja kat UM susah smpi laa pakai robe. hahah.

the empty scroll:

me getting the empty scroll.. as usual.. haha

that is me. smiling getting a "degree" from the V.C. puas hati. ntah brapa kali aku nak putus asa kat UM nih, but sarah and my frens keep me afloat all these years. they are the real heroes behind me.

the story me getting the degree, is soooooo looonngggg. aku nak citer pun malas.. but finally, i got it anyway. i bust my ass for it, and finally its worth so goood. i got a great job. its something that i never dream of because im not that "good", mcm budak cgpa 3.89 and landed a job in Intel or something. but still, im proud of myself. hehe. tekan lift jap. "tinngg!!" hahhaha

btw, aku pakai baju melayu hitam. the same one i used for my previous convocation. hahah

ok. after kuar DTC, something shocked me....

the banner:

my frens make me a BANNER!!!! wtfcuk!!

sumpah malu ok. demm laa. aku taw nih keje 3 org. alino, sid, and nik. sah2. design pun aku kenal, plus font neh mmg style nik nye. and capo dia mesti alino and mini boss sah2 laa sid.

that bunga aku pegang tuh, siti sarah and alif bagi as pressie. hehehe. tgk laa aku senyum. malu siallll.. ahhahaha

as u can see, blakang tuh ada arina, ida, jas n siti sarah. this spot was chosen personally by me because, masa dorang konvo one year ago, dorang semua loncat2 kat sini while i was the photograper. heheh

the hoorays:

hooray for hafizhieRRo!

semua datang ok. all my best frens. and my tutors. alino sah2 datang. abbad pun ada. sangat happy ok.. i felt like not missing anything.

they really make my konvo day as perfect as possible. aku tak terasa as an extender pun. yg paling bes, dorang semua layan aku. rasa mcm budak manja lakkkks..

the jumping jack flash:

the jumping scene, and something fishy going on..

time neh semua gmbar adalah loncat2. since camera mahal ada di depan aku, stakat loncat2 neh, kacang je nik amik. heheh. tgk gmbar kedua, sarah pegang only 1/4 of the present im getting. ini belum lagi nik+sid, and alino nye present.

and why the heck they are all laughing, and where is me???? chiss. wat lawak tanpa aku di sisi. kejiiiii.

aku lepak kat depan DTC smpi petang. penat. after solat asar, we all lepak at pelita bangsar. our lepaking spot since first year. hehe

the makan sampai kenyang part:

makan setelah penat...

makan kat pelita.. what else to say? makan jelaaaaa. ahahahha.

well, i would like to thanks to those yang datang, and celebrate my convocation. thnx alot... they all make my day..

and finally, to super nik sai.. thnx my fren..

the pix tells everything..

i wish i cud write more. but my energy is depleting. very fast. and doing this shit suck lots of my battery.

challo
salam
hmo

the new few weeks..

assalamualaikum and hye..

this week baru stat keje 2 days. remember that i havent work for at least 5 years. itu pun kat MPH. haha

seresly, skrang mata pun nak katup, freaking tired. 2 first day adalah site work. 1st day je balik at 9pm. psikoo.. ahahah.

rite now, rasa mcm nak balik UM. study. tapi stress time exam tu yg gua tak tahan. i think i need a few months just to understand the system. kalau campak syringe pump kat aku 1st day pun, aku kejam mata je repair. but this field is totally new, and fcuking interesting.

the verdict, study or work?



study is funner, but i dont get paid this much for going to class. wakakakak..

challo
salam
hmo

endweek..

assalamualaikum and hye..

"the end" series will continue. ini hanya selingan sbb "the end series" perlu mengikot masa tertentu. hahaha..

2 hari lepas aku gian nak main bola. so aku siap2, cari boot adidas cabuk aku. ada kat bawah almari. kat atas taman aku, ada dak2 sekolah main bola. so aku intend to join them.

naik2 je, tgk dua kaum main. melayu and india. mcm lawan. nampak sangat the indian are not so well equipped and the players are not even the same age. ada lagi 3-4 budak mcm umur 12-13 tahun.

well as usual, the malays serba serbi hebat. belagak. poyo. mengejek2. standard melayu cipap pantat gilenya. ini kes mak bapak tak ajar respect other people, and dari kecil benci bangsa lain. sbb tu aku benci melayu taman aku. mcm bangsat.

so aku cakap, aku join team budak india. aku sorang je melayu. im 27. right knee major ACL operation, and my left knee is has a micro tear. im overweight. im not that skillful like i usual do before, but i have leadership.

and biasa laa. budak melayu kan penakut bangsat. aku masuk je, "capitano melayu" mula laa ungkit. dia ala2 macherano. fit and mantap. siap kira. kira team dak melayu.. 1,2,3,4... 11 org. then dia kira dak india, 9 org. selama nih dorang yg tak adil. aku masuk je siap kecoh.

aku masuk dah ketinggalan 2-0. but since aku suka tactical, aku susun player and suruh main macam mana. in 30minits, we got 2-2. budak melayu mula tak puas hati. biasalah. mula la main mcm puki pas tuh. sore loser.

but we lost 3-2. but i proven to those "superb malay" korang mcm bangsat. tak bagus mana. dak2 india nih, kasut takde, but they listen and play well. siap high five ngan aku lagi.

as usual, melayu kat padang bola tuh, dah leading 3-2, mula cakap besar. standard melayu ah. kemaks. tapi aku puas hati. dapat gak body contact 5-6 ekor... kasi dorang brain damage. sakit bahu kiri aku. hahaha.

people say, " football is a gentleman game, but play by hooligans, while rugby is a hooligan game but played by a gentleman"..

anyway, i just finished a new game.

cool ghillie suit...

this game, mmg mcm ko jadi sniper. kena sabar mak elon. tak sabar, ko mmg mampos kena shot. hahaha. tapi sayang nye, terlalu singkat. 8jam main habis. siot.. btw the new engine dalam game nih mantap mcm nak mampos. pc aku leh set to full spec.. giless.

and aku juga ketagih game2 bodo. game2 rileks kan otak n jari. tapi still pressure hell.

bejeweled yg mengstresskan. MUFFIN!!

another good news is, im changing company. from UM to KABA. i start working at 1 august. thanks for all ur prayers...

from UM to KABA

i will start telling new stories, new experience. hehe. work will be different from school. its my dream job.. i will tell more in other post.

and i hope my buddy, peroz sihat cepat. jari patah dapat 3 weeks MC. mantap. hahaha. nnti aku gempur rumah ko layan PS3. hahah.

luncheon the the buddies..

last week, makan kat chillies padi. something to celebrate. have fun. perut kembong. lawak sampai pecah bontot. gelak tak habis2. i dunno when i cud spent time with my frens. the work im getting is quite busy. nice eating. hahah

dah.. aku nak mandi. peluh main beskal tadi..

challo
salam
hmo

UM... the end part 2: the stuffs

assalamualaikum and hye..

even thou aku tak keje lagi, i have been quite bz. doing stuffs of course. ahahha. life is full of things to do..

aku masih rindu pada UM. my sanctuary. a place which keeps me safe, warm and cozy. tapi kalau ko panas, masuk laa main library. beku balik. kalau solat kat surau library, confirm jadi ice. hahah. i miss the 8am kelas. selalu nye kelas 8am kelas2 1st and 2nd year. but usually those are the best. semua student eager to listen what the lecturer are trying to teach and mimpikan dapat A kat finals.. dream on..... hahaha

next weeek nak wat plan ngan mr. SIDdious. gi kelas calculus at 8am, duduk sebelah jr and psiko kan dorang, then bfast at UM. haha. i need to accomplish my promise which is walking satu UM kalau grad. mgkn lepas makan ngan sid blh jalan2. hahah

hari neh aku nak citer pasal barang/benda/pekara yg bersama aku smpi aku grad..


1. Pendaftaran Online UM

daftar awal2 sem. jgn lupa bayar yuran..

this website selalu membuat aku berdebar2. koz? ini laa yg akan menentukan jadual aku clash ke tak, lecturer sapa? hantu mana lak ajar maths, dan tarikh exam. kalau ada satu je slack, lahanat laa sem tuh.. and aku sahkan subjek sbnyk 15 kali.. sbb 15 kali amik finals. that is every sem and every sem khas wa kibau.


2. umisisweb

portal pelajar ke black hole

ini lagi satu web UM yg agak penting. semua kat sini. nak tgk acc, result, tawaran subjek, bila blh wat sticker keta, dan apa sahaja laa yg berkaitan UM ada kat sini smpilah pengumuman kolej2 yg takde air. so bersedia laa, kalau ko duduk sbelah dak tetiba berbau je, paham2 je laa mesti kolej yg takde air. wkakakakaka!


3. Winston Churchill

never, never, never give up!

this sentence is famous because of a person had spoken to a group of student at Harrow School. his name was Winston Churchill. time tu world war 2. so dia suka bg speech yg bagi semangat kepada rakyat british time tuh.

but, this 5 simple words push me to the end. i started pasted it on my window since 3rd year. what i understand is, u can NEVER give up. finish the job that we have started.


4. the oregon

oregon-ish

ini jacket, bnyk sejarah. dapat duit JPA, the first thing i bought is this. bought it for RM400 and it was the jacket since i end my studies years.

semua dah masuk jaket nih. kelas, library, cantin, buat selimut tido kat library, dijadikan bantal, smpi laa masuk jamban buat teman *** ***. hahahahah

dah koyak2, benang tercabut, gua siap jahit bahagian yg koyak kat library lagi. hahaha. i love this jacket, but i just got a new one. a dockers gifted by lovely sayang. heheh. LOVE IT SO MUCH! thnx baby..


5. baby maroon aka baby M

the hard worker of all

this fellow haa, i tell u, one tough girl. hahah. she have been with me since 2002. and since then i have been taking care of her. maintain and treat her injuries. as usual la, duit kan datang dari langit. hahahah.

hopefully, first gaji i could give her a little touch up. the under carriage is mixed up. need to calibrate everything. she is an oldie! 11 years old! in human years, its almost 40!! haaahha!

6. the shoey shoes.

the adidas is alone

should be more shoes. why shoes? kasut neh laa yg teman aku g kelas. from home to UM and back, dia tetap setia. but it could only stand for only a short time of period. MAX 1 1/2 years. pastu togel tapak. hahaha

all the shoes are present. semua org bagi kecuali the white adidas. the rest is nike. dari free 5.0 smpi laa west, adalah present. hahahah. bnyk pahala bagi aku kasut buat blaja. hahah.


7. naruto

ntah sapa dak ni.

aku tak tgk dragon ball, aku tak tgk spongebob, and etc, but ini anime, aku nak salahkan 3 ekor budak bernama nik, sid, and haris. dorang pengaruh aku tgk masa gua 1st year.

katoon nih, actually bnyk bg aku semangat. hahaha. bodo kan? but seresly, this guy is a fucking looser but he never gives up! he kept on fighting man. so that what im gonna do. fighting!


8. the dominoes job

7 boxes of dominoes gone in 60 second

harituh aku open table. for the Hpark guys. they help me alots. i owe them some how. abbad and haris pun datang. they help me out when we were all students.

thnx guyyyyyys..

ps: sayang, thnx for all the work gift! hehehe. love u baby!! huggs!!

challo
salam
hmo

UM... the end part 1: the personnel

assalamualaikum and hye..

starting from today, there will be a continuous story, and will be much related between each other.

today, secara rasminya aku telah tamatkan 127 jam credit, 63 subjek, selama 5 tahun. actually it should be more, coz some of them aku repeat sampai 2-3 kali, and for the record, calculus 5 times and i just got the result, an A-. hahahah. 5 kali buat, i got an A-..

and today, i have officially finished my studies at UM. im happy and proud of myself.

but, this post is not about me. maybe later. today is about a few people who are very special in my life that shape me who im today and their sacrifice for me, until i manage to complete the hardest 5 years of my life.

the personnel.


1. My parents

the greatest parents ever

dua org ini adalah org yang terpenting dalam hidup aku. tanpa mereka, i wont be anybody. they are the banker, the motivator, the supplier, the punching bag, and a great parent to me.

mintak sajalah. akan dapatnya. lambat atau cepat. sampai aku sendiri segan nak mintak, sbb aku pasti akan dapat. so, since im 25 i never asked anything from them. why? i have it all.

car? phone? pc? shoes? shirt? toys? food? semua dah rasa. thanks to them. kalau mak bapak aku CEO, aku rasa gw gti pun takde hal. tapi one thing is, i dont get it for free. i need to work it out. got some As, good behavior, both of them dont mind spending or giving me some cash to waste on.

beside being my ATM at home, they both are my motivator. when im moody, they wont pressure me. they would keep quite, and sometime ask me if im ok. but still, both of them motivate me in different way. ayah would give support by phone while mak akan cakap depan2 direct.

semua takpe. semua "its ok". fail pun cool je. takde hal. yang penting dia tahu anak dia sorang nih takkan putus asa. what ever it is, by hook or by crook, dorang taw aku kena dapatkan degree nih. no pressure at all, but aku lak yg pressure sbb dapat parents yg kool mcm nih. psiko..

well, thanks mom and dad. love u.


2. Nana

the killer sister

she is my sister. she was my benefactor when i was in 1st until 4th year. masuk 5th year, haha, duit dia simpan buat duti setem. ahhaha (kidding).

i cud ask for hundreds from her. peti jari, duit masuk. ATM ada je duit. mintak RM50, dapat laa RM200.. thnx sis. hahah

always got nice gift from her. baju la, shoes la, watches, ps2 dia aku kibau, plus makan takyah ingat. tinggal ko larat tak larat je nak sumbat. ko cakap ko nak makan apa? aku bawak. itu kakak aku. aku boroi sebab dia. please blame her.

beside she being my benefactor, she is the greatest supporter a sister can be. she always motivates and push me to do the best. even thou if i get a C, is a great achievement. ahahha. ingat senang ke nak pass kat UM??

what else u could ask from a sister?? she have done the very best for me and i appreciate it with all my heart..

thanks a lot sis.


3. Adik

the other half of me

since aku nih kaki buli, dia adalah mangsa. in my life, she will always be the little sister. tugasnya adalah sorang adik dimana suka aerobik kat hall joget2. hahaha

even thou dia pun kat UM, i rarely see her there. but aku selalu buat adik aku adalah sebagai pesaing. aku taw aku habis sama ngan dia. WAJIB. so i always make her as a rabbit which i have to chase and finish on time.

beside of that, dia suka call aku, "abg tolong amik adik" hahhaa.

well she always a partner at home when i talk about studies. sapa lagi kan? kecuali melissa aku nih yg bijak bestari, budak neh laa buat aku berborak and mengelakkan aku jadi insane being a student at home.


4. Sarah aka "my girlfriend/partner/sweetheart/love life/my battery/my everything".

the artery of my life

what else i can say about her.. simply, put it this way. behind of my success, there is a woman. and the woman is sarah. the one who push me, fought with me, and being the supporter until now.

tak pernah jemu, tak pernah lari dari aku even thou i kept failing subjects from semester and semester. but still, she put all her trust in me. never neglect me when im sad and demotivated.

she believe in me even thou i dont have the strength inside me to move on. but still, she will stand beside my shoulder and hold my hand and whisper saying, "sayang, u can do it"..

luckily for me, she is a UM grad. fully understand how tough being inside there. how tough engineering is and how tough the studies are.

she have sacrifice a lot for me. all the time we should be together, i spent at UM studying, busting my ass. and every final exam are nearby, she will always give a pack of Tupperware full of candies and chocolates, with a few words of encouragement. (adik and mak selalu nak curik. hahah.)

i cudnt say more how important she is..

love you sayang. thanks alot... and lots.. and lots..


5. alinur ayuni "the best fren ever".

the one who wont give up

alinur ayuni, i have talk about her before. but no one knows how much she sacrificed for me. she just wont give up on me and stay with me until i succeed.

she is the one who willingly come to UM, spent the weekends, 3-5 hours a day, tutoring me, until i felt guilty by wasting her time for me.

she kept her promise. tutoring me even thou she had finish UM a year earlier. she will open a book, and study on her spare time, and then teach me what i should understand. NO PAY. FREE OF CHARGE.

gile pe?? nak cari mana lagi kawan mcm nih? aku hidup semula 2-3 kali pun, takkan adanya. well thank you so much my dear fren. i cant repay u. aku harap Tuhan akan balas utk ko berkali2 bnyknya. plus i remember my promise about the lappy. hahaha

she will give me gifts if i succeed. blanja makan.. bubba gump, starbucks, chillies, u name it. sepatutnya aku laa belanja. mana nak cari lagi cikgu yg mcm nih.

thanks for all the time, and money u have spent for me. the STIG t-shirt will always be the gift that push me thru the semester.. thanks beb..


6. nik sainuddin and siddik safian "the entertainer"

the smiley frens

both of them played a pivotal role. lemme tell u. where the heck u can find a fren, yg sanggup amik kawan ko malam2 buta kat UM naik motor, and the next morning hantar ko kat UM for exam?? (aku parking keta kat UM koz parking Hpark mcm haram).

these two wont say no. they just wont say no. siap teman makan, teman tido, teman layan perasaan, teman main game, teman layan movie, teman gelak sesama, and teman when u have no one around to talk with.

both of them will have no problem at all when i need some help. nik will always give me spiritual guidance while sid will use his logic to prove something. both of them gave a lot of input. somehow both of them kept me sane for all these years, even thou sid never be on time. hahaah

anyway, hpark tuh, aku tumpang kerana ehsan mereka. belum lagi org lain. nik would lend his bed for me, and let me use his room and pc any time i need it. while sid never forget to buy me some food at pasar malam.

while nik talk to me before we both go to bed, sid will find any spare time to visit me at UM while im studying. let it be at the main library, or BP, he will spent some time he had for me.

thnx guys..

7. haris, ena, jas, and abbad "the cheerleaders".

the updaters

these four people wont run away from you. they will call and text me every time they had the chance. haris kalau jumpa kat hpark will always ask me how am i doing with out fail, plus some of his jerky and dirty jokes to make me smile. hahah

ena will call every time i for my finals exam. she wud call and wish me good luck. a fren that always remember my important dates at UM. from test and exam she would ask how was it. it nice to have a fren who cares and always happy for you.

jasmina is one my great supporter. she will pay for lunch and say how my paper and studies going. sometimes we will hang out, and as usual, she will pay. hahahaha. "a treat" the way she put it. we share our problems together and most of the time she will text me, "hafiz!! come on! you can do it! nnti grad duduk sebelah i!!" thanks jas. without it, i have no target..

abbad is my second tutor. semua subject mechanics akan di ajar oleh dia. i passed my dynamics and statics because of him. dia lagi sorang kawan yg susah payah datang after work, and sit beside me ajar statik sampai gaduh2. he would also find his free time in the weekend to tutor me on both of these subjects, bcoz alinur tak hassler dalam dua subject nih. abbad nih laa yg suka marah and tegur aku bila salah buat. but thats it. only while studying. after that, kawan mcm biasa. rajin belanja aku lepas study.. always.. everytime there is money in his pocket, he wont mind paying for lunch or dinner. thanks my dear fren..

8. kak mah, eisha, wawa, siaw peng, and jamal..

the ones who are on the other side

thanks to eisha, and kak mah, yang selalu support aku bila datang ke lab. dari potong buah, sehingga laa bg aku study kat dalam lab tu. sbb takot stadi sorang2 kat BT. kak mah sentiasa bg kata-kata semangat while eisha tak habis-habis "ko grad nye, ko grad nye." hahaha

thanks to wawa, who always support me while at UM and siaw peng who always help with my C++ and calculus tutorials, assignments and studies.

and JAMAL.. the one who tutored me the hardest maths of all, PDE. dia ajar satu sem je, terus aku pass. hahaha. thanks man. and plus he also tutored me Vector. in one go, i passed. he is someone yg tak pernah lokek ilmu. give him all. apa yg dia ada, dia pass kat aku. tak der yg tertinggal. thanks alot. tanpa ko, pde and vector aku ntah ke mana... thnx alot..

9. to the rest of my buddies..

to the rest of my frens, who i didnt mention here, i would like to say thank you. thank you very much. all of you have contribute to my success. sama ada doa korang, kata-kata korang or everything i would say, THANK YOU...

end of part 1

challo
salam
hmo