Friday, November 6, 2009

if i have an engineering deparment..

assalamualaikum and hye..

im breaking the rules of blogging while studying. but circuit analysis is so sucks that in 20 minutes, blew my head already.

while calculating KCL, KVL, yg masuk positip, yg kuar negatif, and belum lagi nodes, loops, branch, and finally rasa nak campak miss asus nih. but suddenly faces of my frens keep on popping up. maybe it time to make a reunion soon and catch up with everybody.

i wonder if i have a engineering team, who the members be. no one special but most of them will be my buddies tooo. hahaha.

1. Team Leader / Head Boss: ME laaa.. takkan org lain. i wont talk bout myself here. coz its stupid. but for sure im the leader of the pack. its MY engineering team kan.... ahahhaha

2. Lead Engineer: Sarah Ayuni. My girlfren. she is the best worker around. proven to be diligent, smart, and hardworking. sanggup gi McD siapkan keje at 3am in the morning sbb stimix mampos kat umah. i want an engineer like this for this post.

3. Engineer 1: Alinur Ayuni. Walaupun baru jagung muda dalam bidang kejuruteraan, tapi dah pandai guna multimeter. good enough for starters. hahaha. sangat semangat untuk pakai uniform company and rajin bekerja dengan hantu-hantu kat HKL. walaupun company dah nak runtuh, masih semangat meneruskan perjuangan sbg seorg engineer. mampu utk menaikkan moral anak buah lain.

4. Sales Engineer: Abbad Tajuddin. aku taknak org lain. kalau sales engineer, sumpah aku nak dia jadi head sales aku. sanggup bekerja malam hingga malam hingga larut malam lagi. boleh bermimpi and berngigau dengan hebat pasal KERJA.. boleh disuruh sana sini tanpa rungutan kalau diberi gaji yg setimpal. dan sebab dia sangat rajin mgkn company leh bagi satu keta baru utk dia.

5. HR Manager: Jasmina. Sape lagi kalau bukan cik jasmina. best planner since skool. calender dia kertas recycle je. blakang siap ada letter head TNB. mgkn curi ayah dia punya. pastu habis bulan, siap padam and pakai balik. bagus sbb sangat jimat kertas and planner tetap mantap. ada pengalaman kerja kat klinik and brani mintak duit kat org yg lewat bayar. i want her to head this department. mampos laa org bawah2 dia.

6. Design / Web Manager: Nik Sainuddin Nik Mat: Boleh di arah and mendengar arahan. mantap dalam membuat design. bagus utk promosi kompeni. sanggup tak tido and kalau di pressure, kerja lagi bagus. for him, dia blh order take away apa saja jika membuat OT. ditanggung beres.

7. Creative Team: Sharina, Haris, Siddik: Aku tak yakin post lain. but idea 3 ekor nih mantop. biar dorang gaduh kat discussing room. nnti muncul laa idea yg ntah hapa hapa ntah, but mgkn boleh pakai. bilik dicussing room boleh disertakan PS3, Wii, Astro, and other things that these 3 demand. tapi yg aku tahu, idea mesti ada. must go on site selesaikan masalah secara creative kalau bangla2 atau indon2 tak tahu nak wat mcm mana kat site.

8. Legal Department: Siti Jamilah / Jemme: Long-long fren. should be good on legal matters. bila parking keta kat parking lot, mgkn selalu salah keta ngan sarah. hahaha. but im sure if we got any problem with the law, shes the person to call in.

9. Service Team: Masih kosong. kalau anda berminat, hantar resume kat saya. heheh

challo
salam
hmo

5 comments:

Jasmina said...

Haha... Hafiz, u ingat lagi "my calender" setahun bile final year. Smua assignment antar bila a dah siap isi... hehe... ok apa, satu klas pinjam!!
neway, i x sabar keje company u, cptla Bukak!!

Sarah A. said...

waaahahahaa!!! bagusss.. idea yg sgt bagus.. jadi saya blh suka2 hati balik umah tgk anak atau balik kampung jaga aunty saya sakit sbb boss saya adalah -hmo-. confem dia bagi balik nye. hahaha!!! the most brilliant idea u've ever come up with! bravo! ;)

p/s: mungkin nana patut di'appoint' silent partner. Kalau x sape nk pump in duit? kikikikiii... ;p

ina said...

aku mane creative weh. ko x ptt letak aku 1 team ngan sidek. die dh la lmbt pk. x maju la kampeni ko cmni. aku yakin abad akn jd ank buah kesygan ko. die sggp wt ape sj demi ko.

alinurayuni said...

kompeni hafiz maju.. dats the name kan? sumpah bg jerk abad pki van@avanza@myvi@kancil ade tulih besor2 KOMPENI HAFIZ MAJU,dia sgop~~~~




neh plan umo brape neh? haahaha

radicare trus maju k! =p

hafizhierro said...

demm, ko ingat lagi nama "kompeni hafiz maju" zaman pra sekolah tuh..