eavesdrop..

assalamualaikum and hye..

while waiting idon mee vs Malaysia, aku teringat peristiwa yg berlaku tadi..

i have this habit to eavesdrop. i know its bad, but i got it from my dad. bapak borek anak rintik.. haha.

in some cases, i could just act as normal person in a food stall, drinking and eating but actually im listening some "big shot" talk big behind me. sometimes u can hear funny stories and sometimes u can tell they are just being an asshole.

tadi lepas site visit kat one mont kiara, i stop by rojak+cendol behind KFC nearby UM. while was eating ALONE, there is a group of fren talking.

"pum pam pum pam!!!!" lalu si mamat ketuk meja..

"argh!! celake!! bodoh!!" jerit si perempuan.

"dia ingat dianye keje hebat!! keje aku lagi susah!!" cakap si perempuan kurus..

finally in 10 minutes, baru aku paham. they are all call center workers. cerita hebat. aku ingat NASA hubble engineer. sbb cakap mcm petir kan.

aku lupa.. keje org lain adalah senang. kerja dia SAHAJA susah..

mari layan bola..

challo
salam
hmo

my name is hafix..??

assalamualaikum and hye..

merry Christmas.. marry Christmas? ada tak org misspelled mcm ni? sumpah kelakar kalau ada. ok, kalau ada, tiada kaitan yg hidup dan mati.

well, when it comes to christmas, sorang je yang aku akan ingat, jess basinau. a great fren of mine. hope u doing fine out there. we are still waiting the "WOW" signal from outer space. i hope it turn out with a figure like ms heigl. hehe.

see up there. the title? hafix. sound like a third grade porn star name. it turns out its my name on all the office official papers such as D.O's, invoices, etc..etc.. penat dah aku nak cakap. smpi org kat site pun tanya, "hafix??? since when brader??" hahaha..

im so tired. very tired. twice i felt like fainting at site, once i almost got in an car accident without noticing im almost blackout while driving. haih.. anyone have a glock?

well, i hope something good will happen to me. im tired of being nice, being "ok", being smile guy, being "yes man", or being "im happy!!" just becoz of me being me. i should know better that the world is always cruel, dont ever be confident of anything becoz i should know better bcoz at the end of the day its just another disappointment.

maybe its better me off going somewhere alone. pursue the outdoor, and good luck to my dearest fren eisha, whos out there at USM. finally u are out from UM for at least a year or two. balik nnti i will have to call u Dr. Eisha. haha. will u still eat rojak with me in the rain kat blakang KFC when u have a phd? atau tak nak dah lepak ngan aku nnti. hahaha.

hafix on the move..

i never had the chance to say congrats to my little sister. well congrats. ko dah grad, hehehe. asal tgn ko peace? and asal mak aku mcm 40 year old mom? well u see me? itu semua stock wardrobe 3-4 years ago kecuali kamera canggih nik yg baru usia beberapa bulan.

btw that jeans is already to the dumpster sbb dah koyak. 5 years using it at um ok je, buat keje 3 bulan rabak. new jeans? no more levis maybe. no money.. maybe kena beli jeans cap ayam je pas nih. hehe

well, hafix signing off.

merry christmas and a happy new year.

challo
salam
hmo

teknisyen..

assalamualaikum and hye..

kali nih cerita teknisyen lagi. apasal ntah teknisyen suka cari pasal ngan aku.

sesekali aku tak paham org yg tak paham kerja org lain. semua dia ingat senang. kerja dia je susah.

lahanat betul. ko tahap teknisyen, perangai macam teknisyen, otak ko dah tak leh blah kan?

otak ko tahap itu je. dah xleh pi lagi. then ko start nak ajar aku and cakap mcm mana aku kena bekerja? aku ni layan ko sebab satu je brader, aku nak setel kan project kat tempat ko jeee. takde masa aku nak blaja dgn ko, puas dah aku blaja. tak yah nak tunjuk ajar aku.

bukan aku blagak, bukan aku angkuh, bukan aku takabur, tapi sumpah apa yg ko cakap adalah sampah. please sambung blaja. aku nih pun tak cukup ilmu pun still rendah diri nak sambung blaja.

kalau ko cakap betul takpe, ini sumpah bawah tapak kaki aku nye tahap pun tak sampai nak sound-sound aku.

so please, keje ko adalah hanya tgk aku uruskan kerja. kalau nak arah-arah org, tolong sambung blaja. bagi aku ko tak cukup bijak lagi.

dia cakap, "bro, keje ko nih kan senang jeeeeee. sangat senang. yg ko stress sangat pehal?"

aku jawab, " beb, keje aku nih, kalau senang, sumpah aku berak ngan tenang, ini nak berak pun susah pekes?

ko ingat keje aku umpama basuh tangan, basuh berak ke?

challo
salam
hmo

ps: mintak maap kalau ada terasa. tak tuju pada semua teknisyen. ada je teknisyen yg best which is also my best freen..

oooo.. abang ni teknisyen laa yee...

assalamualaikum and hye..

semalam aku pergi Kencana Petroleum. since aku start keje, semua site-site yg aku pergi adalah gampang hebat. dimana bukan sbb datuk-datuk atau tan sri-tan sri, tetapi most of them are professionals in their own fields.

and being me respecting other people job, i never underestimate people from what they wear, how they walk, or how they talk. you would just wont know what are their position and their professionalism when they are working in a big company.

so utk menjadi selamat, bila ada org memulakan bicara, aku sentiasa berhati-hati dalam kata-kata aku sebelum memakan diri di kemudian hari. bak kata pepatah hafiz,

"naik perahu boleh gostan, kata-kata tak boleh".

so sedang aku membantu engineer aku memasang equipment-equipment di site, datang laa mamat nih menegur aku..

"abang buat apa nih?"

aku reply, "oo nih testing je, tgk sistem mekanikal ok ke tak, mcm lampu, elektrikal dan sebagainya, encik kerja sini ke?"

aku tahu dia kerja kencana sbb dia pakai bju kencana.

"aaah. kerja sini."

aku tanya lagi, "kerja offshore?" aku kata mcm nih sbb u would never know kannn..

budak tuh jawab," takkk laaaaa.. saya despatch je.. hantar surat, so abang pasang-pasang benda ni utk testing laa. oooo.. abang nih kira teknisyen jelaaa..."

aku dan member aku pandang.. senyum ajeeee..

apa-apa laa abang despatch.. teknisyen pun ok.. hehehehe

happy working... heheheh

challo
salam
hmo