back to the past..

assalamualaikum and hyee..

semua taw, nana dah kawen. aku tak simpat2 buat post pasal kisah tuh pun.. i never thought that my sister will get married one day, but in the end, kawen juga..

well the day was nice. tak hujan, buat kat masjid wilayah, makan pun sedap, tapi kaki aku laa lemau. termasuk sarah skali. marble and bare footed run here and there make u die faster. hahah.

here are some pix..

black and white babbyy!!

gmbr jiran aku, kazens aku, kawan aku, but look at the 4th pix, hot sister frens!!

ayah aku sedang fikir.. "hafiz siap laa lepas ni..."



yg sid tuh aku tak paham.. perangai dia semakin pelik sejak
kebelakangan ini..



aku sedang pegang kusi, aku sedang bergamelan,
aku sedang jd bodigat tok yam, and aku sedang ushering
tok yamm. semua aku.. hahaha


sarah&me..


di sekitar majlis..

anyone getting married?
need assistants?
need wedding planner?
need a backup photographer?
need a part time usherer? (i create the word..)
or u just want me? can also maaaa.. ahahahhah
you know who to call..


challo
salam
hmo

sesema..

assalamualaikum and hye..

aku paling benci bila sesema aku tak hilang2. bila sesema aku datang, mula pening, rimas, tak selesa, panas dan rasa lagi rela kena penyek ngan steamroller ataupun kena hentak ngan jengkaut. pastu blh spawn balik. ingat neh game ke bleh spawn-spawn??

last week jumpa laa kawan2 lama kat uptown. tak ramai, hanya 9 org je. tapi xpe. bg aku perjumpaan mcm nih sangat penting sbb ianya blh mengeratkan salur darah antara rakan-rakan yg telah lama tak jumpa.

selain itu, blh juga kutuk-kutuk and menganjing kawan-kawan yg tiada di meja jamuan atau pun kawan-kawan yg berada di atas meja tuh. tapi semuanya sebab turunnye jannah dari utara, so semua pun turun skali.

tapi yg kelakarnya, jannah bukan laa seorg yg bnyk cakap, aku lak yg lebey-lebey hentak2 meja gelak dengar cerita org lain. hahah.

anyway, my relationship with sarah sayang is already entering 6 years. SIX years mang.... rasa dah couple dari djaman paleolitik hinggalah ke zaman plutonium. lama beb.. hehe. anyway sayang, happy anniversary! this year no gift yaaa. hahaha

kadang kala bes jugak kapel lama2 nih, sbb selain u totally understand ur partner, u have the upper hand. so kalau nnti kawen tahu laa what to expect kan. dia suka kentot ke, dia suka makan ke, dia suka mencarut ke, atau dia suka tido je tak nak keje.. gile pe? nak makan apa nnti kalau tido je? aku eeiiiiiiiiiii kannnnnggg.. (mcm ciri-ciri aku jek.. hahaha)

anyway, since its my 6 anniversary with sarah and Vdays, i just wanna wish that we both will be happy ever after.. mcm citer cinderella..

haihh.. mcm mana laa aku tak bantai gelak kalau ada gf mcm nih...

hate working tomorrow..

challo
salam
hmo

laptop..

assalamualaikum and hye..

tak semua org yg lucky, bila start bekerja terus dapat laptop. sbb aku cakap lucky? selain ko KENA buat kerja yang melibatkan komputer, you can use the laptop for personal use such as log in to facebook. hehe

since aku bekerja, aku selalu memperhatikan laptop kompeni-kompeni lain, and i always do my own assumption. bak kata Dr. Azuan,

"an engineer must make an assumption, so you will know how to proceed next"..

so when im at site, i met a lot of people who came from various companies. and when they need to use the laptop, dorang akan keluarkan laptop masing-masing utk membuat kerja seperti, chek floor plans, technical manuals or even urgent emails. so this is how i see the "brand" of a laptop and what it represent from its company.

(kalau baca terasa, sila terasa. i have no intention of mengutuk. ini adalah pendapat aku dan tiada rujukan dibuat. i just dont care. hahah)

1. Apple (Macs)

Macbook Air lagi chaaa..

kalau kompeni yg supply this lappy to its staff bg pendapat aku mmg mantap aah. bukan senang sebuah kompeni nak supply Macs to their staff, ini kompeni yg dewa taiko nye.

dah laa Mac, for a software to integrate with Mac pun satu issue. so bg aku, a company yg supply Macs for fun and for pleasure to its staff is one big deal man.. stylo plus cool. tak kisah laa yg dapat Mac tuh reti pakai ke tak, but sebut nama kompeni je mesti dalam hati.. OOOoooooOOoo..


2. IBM

the X seriess derr...

IBM man.. nama pun international business machine. even thou dah kena beli dgn lenovo, but its an IBM! the name for me pun dah cukup classy, yg pakai mesti lagi professional, and the X-series.. walawehhh..

its distinctive red button for finger control bg aku pun dah cukup cool, apatah lagi kalau ada mamat buka je IBM, dia sedang usha technical wiring of and Pratt&Whitney engine. cool ok machaaaaa!


3. Fujitsu

fuujitssuuuk..

I never seen any technical personnel yg pakai fujitsu lagi. but most of them yg aku nampak pakai sama ada u are in sales or admin personnel. for me its the middle range high class laptop becoz its quite rare for a company to supply fujitsu to its staff, but its still has it own class for sales and admin team.


4. Alienware

the ufo has landed..

wallawehh??? ada ke kompeni supply alienware kat staff dia???? aku rasa org yg buat game, kerja nye test game, kerja maki game lain atau just nak main game jeeeee.

ini bukan stakat game tetris atau bejeweled je yg dia install ini yg stock main black ops semua high end graphics dia ON kan.. cibai..

tapi mesti stock serabai je yg pegang alienware sbb asyik main game smpi lupa nak mandi and berak..


5. Dell

dell or hell man...

ok.. Dell? nak citer lagi? semua kompeni mampu bg staff dia pakai dell. XPS pun blh lagi bg kt staff yg dikatakan rajin bekerja and perlukan some ass power for their work..

but for me, ooo.. OK. dell. hmm. orait.. dell.. hmmm.. ok.. tuh je.


6. HP

hollypakart..

well, im using HP.. bg aku? haiya.. campak longkang. i prefer dell 100 times. hahha. why?? the design is fucking stupid and so uncool. the touchpad? how the fuck engineer HP design touchpad mcm nih pun aku tak paham.

kalau nak tahu kenapa im so pissed off? please use my touchpad untuk membuat kerja tanpa menggunakan mouse. aku tak nak cakap bnyk. karang takde lappy nih mampos aku nak wat kerja.


7. Panasonic Toughbook

baling laa aku.. aku takkan rosak nyeee..

panasonic toughbook wehh!!!! u must be a fucking marine to cool enough to use this man! agaknya ofr NTSB pun pakai benda nih kot, mana la tahu kapal terbang dia terhempas, and this toughbook masih boleh ON and data-data yg dia kumpul sebelum nih masih balik pakai..

macho and sexy tahap dewa ok. aku rasa kompeni USArmy je kot supply kat PFC-PFC dorang pakai kat battlefield! hahahahh!

well, just be thankful that we have one lappy to use. kalau takde mesti susah nak buat kerja atau main facebook kan.. so, jagalah ia sbb ianya harta kompeni.......


challo
salam
hmo