the good, the bad, the ugly..

assalamualaikum and hye...

1st week of class. friday dah hols. besss. i love holidays, and i hate class.

hopefully this is my last sem as an extender (ada kaa ayat ni?).

i cant take it any more.. sangat penat. pikir pasal jadual clash sana sini pun dah cukup mensesakkan nafas. argghh.

being am extender, there are few ups and downs when u enter skool for the new semester. this what happens..

your name are known and recognized between the lecturers. they know who u are. not as a trouble maker, but someone who have been around here and there.

your name will be called out by the lecturers. not to give answers to their questions, but bcoz the lecturer ONLY recognized u and remember your name in the new class.

some of the lecturers will starting to talk with you like they are your frens. which is nice.

the tutors skrang mcm tempat sembang2 and lepak2.

the juniors will keep on smiling to u. sama ada dorang perli or just plain saying "hye" in their smile. but i will always smile back.

the jrs will look upon u, and ask for opinions, which i have plenty to give. and most of them is how to survive.

being an extender, u enter jr classes, which are more quieter. they dont talk much. u can focus and hear what the lecturer is talking about. but understanding it might be an issue.

but, most of the time, i got sleepy bcoz the class is too quiet.

being an extender, u cannot borrow books from the library, which i argued with the staff. finally they over-ride the system. haHAhaHA.

your frens keep on making bets with u. such as,

" kalau cgpa ko X.XX aku bg ko niiiiii!!!", or

"bro, u better grad, kalau tak u can kiss goodbye to your RM400 remote control boat",

and lagi bes, " u HAVE to grad. if u grad this semester, that month pay, i will spend each penny on u".

BEST TAK?? dapat kawan mcm nih??? i take it as a motivational support..

skrang pun, kalau jumpa, most of my frens akan blanje bfast, lunch, and dinner if we met. which is BES jugak. haahhaha. lepak minum RM4.00 pun dorang rebut nak bayar if i wanted to pay. which is funny.

i got 14 weeks this semester. which is VERRY short in skool terms. in laymen term means, YOU ARE FCUKING DEAD if u dont prepare early.

HAHAHAHA

i hate skool. but kinda love UM.

challo
salam
hmo

paris oh pariss...

assalamualaikum and hye..

its mid december. last 2 years, my family and i went to paris and two days at london. it was around 10th or 11th of december of 2007. every december, the trip remind me the beautiful babes of Parisians, stinky subways, thousands of cafes, numerous old vintage WWII buildings, and leleh sedap punya roti. they make roti so sedap smpi dorang nye baguette pun sedap mcm nak mamposs. kat KA-foo baguette rasa mcm slepar.. chett.

paris itself for me is a fortress. kat highway dorang siap ada tembok konkrit yg misahkan paris itu sendiri dgn bandar2 lain. and inside paris itself terbahagi kepada 20 bahagian. rasa mcm kalau nak attack paris tuh, pastikan ikut melalui sungai yg melintasi paris itu sendiri, kalau tak pasti dah kena howitzer if it is still on WWII. ahahah

just wanna share some pics that remind me alot of paris, CDG aiport yg buruk, subway yg sungguh WWII (u have to watch WWII movies to see the resemblance), beautiful city with vintage buildings yg bila2 blh roboh, parisians yg sgt hot2 belaka (kalau korang rasa hebat jadi model kat msia, takyah perasan laa cantik. rakyat paris itu sendiri sudah sangat2 hot. belum lagi aku list2 kan model2 peranchis yg menjadi idaman laki2 kat tenet. haahhah!), and rakyat2 peranchis yg sangat bangga dengan bahasa sendiri (kalau cakap "merci' pun dah buat dorang senyum lebar)....

here some pix...



from clockwise:

1. pride of nation. MAS. the B777!

2. my two sis!

3. blue white red, flag of France.

4. nana and adik terpegun on something im sure..

5. boats on the side of the river is a common view.




from clockwise:

1. adik is confuse whether to choose going left or right..

2. mak is enjoying the cold. ahhaha

3. we did went to notre dame...

4. bunch of police marching down memory lane.




from clockwise:

1. i think it is notre dame.

2. ayah is getting his share of shivering.

3. leave-less tree in the winter.

4. the lourve.

5. me and adikkkkkkk pink. hahhaha!




from clockwise:

1. mak n nana tgh pikir nak masak apa balik neh, while adik is thinking, "aku lapaaa".

2. ayah is waiting for the boat..

3. me being a dad??

4. ayah pose with some of the pix he draw.

5. family picture!!




from clockwise:

1. in the top of the world. view of paris from eiffel.

2. the old junk of paris. nasib baik hitler tak robohkan eiffel when the nazis invaded paris.

3. bon voyage..! going back home. when u step into a MAS plane, u feel u are on the land of Malaysia..


merry christmas to my christian frens..

challo
salam
hmo

if they are coming, they are coming now..

assalamualaikum and hyee..

result dah kuar. YAY? fcuk? demm? cebaiss? aku terima dgn hati terbuka what ever it is. target baru, habiskan all SIX subjects on my final semester.

i was reading a book by sidney sheldon. one of my favorite was "the doomsday conspiracy". its about aliens and UFOs with a bit of espionage. my favorite mix!

the doomsday conspiracy

the book is about the alien came because, we HUMANs are so fcuk up with enviroment. potong pokok sana, buang sampah rata2, so alien marah laa. so they came to our planet.

while reading this book, aku teringat pasal cerita "the abyss". one of my fav toooo. its about a sunken sub, that need to be rescued but there is a glitch. ada alien form dalam laut. in the end, alien tuh wat show tunjuk dorang marah sbb we HUMANs suka perang and buang sampah merata2.

so since skrang Earth pun dah mcm tuh. lagi teruk aisberg dah sampai australia, and they are already cracking and separating here and there, it shown to us that earth is already sick. so, im sure that the alien are already visiting us somewhere looking at us. HhahahHAHa!

so guys, tgk2 laa kat langit, or ur on background. mana taw ada benda kelip2. haha.

CUTI tinggal a week and a half.. what im doing while u guys are pissing ur boss? as usual, games, games, and more games, plus series. but since its december, semua org malas berlakon, series pun tak kuar ah. so this what i did..

Dirt 2

guys, and girls, PLEASE get this game, if u are a car simulation hardcore. gempak gile. but if u havent played Dirt or Grid, go get those first. get the feel. this game is so cool that aku ulang track yg sama utk 10 kali utk dapatkan 1st place for extreme difficultly. go GET it!! btw track kat Malaysia pun ada! tanah merah plus kelapa sawit. rasa rallying at Benut or Pontian. ahahha!

deadliest catch

i dunno when i got addicted to the series. but, ianya hell BEST. ahahha. tangkaap2 ketam, and one trip to the alaskan sea back to dutch harbor, each man in a ship could get almost USD 30000!! depends on the ship and if they fulfill their quotas. no neeed degree chop Univ mana2, yg tulis nama korang, a year, u all could be fcuking millionaires tangkap king crab or opilio crabs. mantap!

and thanks too alinurrrrrrrrrrrrr. i got bnyk harta karun dari dia. hahaha.

hey! Christmas is around the corner. blh ka mintak gift? hahah!

wish for a phone, but hp contractor nih sangat laa berguna n tahan lasak, plus im so demm clumsy skrang, slalu hp jatuh. agak malas nak beli hp baru. everytime hp contractor aku neh jatuh, i was like, "demm, nasib baik bukan iphone gua atau what demm shit hp yg mahal2 tuh", hahahah!

wish for a car. tapi agak melampau kan? hari tuh nmpk ada iklan jual keta. nissan GT-r. RM 3/4 million!! bila lak aku nak rasa. cebaiss.. VW gti turbo pun maw RM350K. kena jual plutonium neh..

wish for a new rig. still agak melampau. melissa setiap malam kerja keras deemi aku.. tak sampai hati. she still in good shape.

watch? shoes? sunglass? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh! taknak... i think, i wud wish for a piece of graduation paper. tulis nama aku. dah. walaupun aku tak mampu keje kat kapal cornelia marie, northwestern, atau the time bandit tangkap ketam, maybe that piece of paper wud help me later on..

plus, layak kaa dapat pressie time c`mas?? psikoooooo..

challo
salam
hmo

when impossible is POSSIBLE!

assalamualaikum and hyeeee....

have u done something which looks IMPOSSIBLE but actually is POSSIBLE? well here is my story..

since i lived in a cute little house, cluttering is always a problem. and namely BOOKS! argh bersepah. bukan takde proper book shelves, just they are everywhere. and in a family where adik beradik korang semua membaca, ia adalah menjadi satu masalah. books are freaking everywhere.

nasib baik buku adalah mahal, so tak la every month beli 20 buku. hahaha!. so since cuti sekolah, takde mende nak buat, aku gatal2 pergi ikea searching for nice and cheap book shelves that should nicely fit my small little room.. well, guess what. i found it. cost me RM215. it is called BESTA. mcm nama sos pulak. btw, i found a stuff at ikea named "KOTTE". lucah sungguh. hahahha!

i bought one, and it look something like this:

u can found it in the new 2010 ikea catalog.

so i bought it home. i fits nicely at the back of baby maroon. 120cm long across. and weight almost 40-50kg.

so, bila sampai rumah, fix it, bend it, tap it, screw it, fcuk it, akhirnya siap. but then, i was starring at it almost an hour. BAGAK BERAT MCM NAK MAMPOS! mcm mana aku nak letak kat dinding?? im FCUKED.

well, being me, i hate being a fcuking loser. tired of it. but i never backed off something that i have started. such as being in UM. the helliest place ever. hahaha!

i took me 4 trips to the hardware store asking for screws or idea how to mount a 40-50kg of cabinet on the wall. all gave me the same answer. use a anchor bolt. i have experience using it. looks like this:

various types of anchor bolt

still i was unconvinced. the only thing support the whole weight of the cabinet is a freaking PLASTIC bracket!. FCUKed again.. sangat tak blh dipercayai.. so, because im a fcuking skeptic, aku tanya en. google. siap aku jadi ahli IKEAFANS. just nak access dia punya manuals. tapi semua sama. and all around the world is having the same problem!

lemme show u how the plastic bracket looks like..:

plastic bracket

rite now i was so fcuked up, i had a visit to ikea again with sarah, to quizzed one of its staffs. tanya punya tanya punya tanya, soal punya soal, punya soal, he said that, nothing to worry, just screw it. hahahha! dia siap gantung2, tarik lagi display shelf itu.. demm ah. plus dorang pakai 2 screw sahaja ok! two pieces of 7" screw!!! fakerrrrr!

today, i was like a man preparing for a ambush mission.

apparatus:

3 drills: 1 powered drill, 2 battery operated.

2 tool boxes: full of fcuking assorting gadgets such as nails, wood, wall plug, measuring tape, pencils, water ruler (timbang air??? hahaha), and other freaking stuff inside a toolbox.

drill the whole. i decide to use the anchor plug. and when trying to hoist the cabinet up with my little sister, it was like....................................... FCUUKKIINNGG HEAVYY!!!! arrghhhhh!!

i took several time but still doesnt work. its just TOO heavy and im underpowered. i need more HUMAN to help me with this shit.

dijadikan cerita, sarah msg me telling shes going home early.!! there. i got my driller. ahahahah. called her and ask her to help me out.

pendek kan cerita, kalau cerita korang mesti bosan baca, the wall plug doest work bcoz its tooooo short, so i decide to use the largest screw that i could fine in the WHOLE cheras, which i already had. which is the 7" screw.

lebey kurang mcm nih laa.. but fatter

plus aku siap beli extra plastic bracket, washer and nails kat ikea customer service. cost me RM3. hahahaha. just in case.

bila sarah sampai, i took three of us, and me and adik as the anchor (pemegang cabinet) and sarah as the driller, plus siap pinjam tangga uncle lee umah sebelah, WE manage to bolt the cabinet on the WALL!!!! believe it or not, a 40-50kg of cabinet is on top of my bed. WAKAKAKAKKWAKAKW!!!!

its bolted on the WALL!!

finally, we manage to finish the task. btw, its straigt. dah ukur ngan timbang air. hahahah! i thing this is the hardest installation i had done selain pasang monitor samsung gua kat stand dia. hahaahah.

luckly i studied statics. thanks prof wan. it makes me confident after roughly calculate how much force of 6 screws to handle 40-50kg of cabinet. haha. bak kata prof wan, "kira semua x sama ngan kosong, n y sama ngan kosong. kamu dptla nilai dia". he`s right.

now i believe that everything is possible. if something on your way, get some help. it could be solved.

LOTS of thanks to my little sister and my lovely gf sarah. kinda hot looking at her while drilling the screws in her office outfit. ahhahaha!

sesapa nak pasang benda kat dinding, call me. special price. ahhahaah!

challo
salam
hmo