gearing up..

assalamualaikum and hye..

sedang aku bosan-osan nak cari citer di download, aku terjumpa TOP GEAR US. aku reluctant utk download sbb aku tahu takde siri kereta yg bes selain TOP GEAR UK ONLY.

since im a NASA freak, and buzz aldrin was their driver of the week, aku download. dan aku menyesal seumur hidup aku. cebbss.

beruk mak yeh.

semua tak kena. semua cacat. semua nak tiru top gear UK. bodoh. dan korang bertiga adalah cacat. harap-harap rancangan korang cancel next season. bingai.

and magically somehow, with my limited time, i manage to squeeze out watching my movie reruns. dari dulu maw tgk marathon the bourne series. so last week i managed to finish all three. yeehaa!

bourne vs bond? who wins?

currently im watching my all time favorite movies. the hunt for red october and apollo 13. nasib baik dulu rajin download movies lama-lama and buat database kat excel tajuk movie and burn them elok-elok kat folder utk senang dicari.

superb all time favorites..

sarah sayang pernah cakap, "when im married with you, the first thing im gonna steal is your dvdrips collection.." chet dia maw dvd aku rupanye.. hahhaha!

i just finish watching pawn stars (please pronounced it properly coz when u said it out loud it will sound PORN STARS. yeahh baby!) and currently starting watching accidently on purpose. got alot of extra time, do download these junks..

buat bahan lawak sebelum tido sbb stress keje..

even thou i watch all these movies/series to fulfill my precious time, but the one below here always makes me happy. smile smile smile..

mcm mana laa aku tak gelak, nak bergambar ngan kera. harharharh!

well, hate december sbb ramai jemputan kawen kena pergi. not that i dont like going, tapi merentas negeri buat aku lebeh penat dan tidak bersemangat bekerja keesokkan harinya.

ntah bila aku nak post pasal poly aku tuh. malas dah. takde mood. haha

challo
salam
hmo

masak masak..

assalamualaikum and hye..

skrang aku tgh layan series baru.. masterchef US. aku tak la pandai masak, but nak survive blh la.

goreng ko jgn tak goreng

teringat aku masa zaman blaja kat UM. time tuh aku tgh extend 5th year. rumah kat HPark baru ada astro. hasil sumbangan siddik sidious.

masa tgh layan tv, time tuh tgh usha AFC (asian food channel). aku, sid and nik tgh layan citer masak memasak from one series to another series.

milf in the kitchen

super hot and hotter in the kitchen


he cooks wearing a shirt.

while sid and me were talking about the cooking, we both cakap,

"hmm.. ada harapan blh masak mcm ni.." or..

"senang je kot ni.. campak2 je"..

then dah habis rancangan masak2 ni, nik pun tukar channel and tetiba ada rancangan ni..

chef besi. ko gila nak masak mcm dorang?

then sid cakap kat nik,

"tak yah la nik tgk iron chef, takde harapannye nak masak mcm dorang.."

iron chef beb.. ko gila nak masak mcm iron chef. teringat layan citer anime master cooking boy. mmg sebijik.

happy weekend bebeh..

challo
salam
hmo

bandung..

assalamualaikum and hye..

aku dari dulu teringin makan nasik ayam tepi jalan belakang caltex kat glenmarie tuh. tapi mmg takde masa nak singgah. kalau ada masa, mesti penuh ngan manusia yg makan dgn rakus.

ooohh.. mesti sedap hell neh..

so today, aku singgah. "makcik, nasi ayam satu, dada yeee.. sambal lebeh."

since ada dua air jer yg dia jual. air bandung and cincau, aku mintak air bandung kat pakcik neh which i assume her husband.

"pakcik, air bandung ye."

"baik nak" pakcik tuh balas.

so datangla nasik ayam. hmpprhhhr.. tak sedap. im fooled by the situation. lagi sedap nasi ayam aku buat. macam laa aku pandai masak nasik ayam..

lalu pakcik tuh tanya lagi, "anak ni air apa tadi??"

"bandung cik".. aku jawab sambil makan nasi ayam tak sedap.

walau tak sedap, aku kena habis kan. nnti aku rasa serba salah.

lalu pakcik tuh tanya lagi dari belakang, "anak nak air apa tadi? cincau kan??"

aku jawab, "tak cik, bandung"..

pastu in 2o minutes aku tunggu air bandung aku, pakcik tuh datang, "nah, air cincau nak..."

faker..

hmo
challo
salam

fragggs..

assalamualaikum and hye..

got a new game. superb. COD black ops. out of 5, give it 4.5/5. its like a combination of assassin creed and call of duty.

no one would ever think making a first person shooter out of the Cuban missile crisis, and the Vietnam war. quite cool when u play game in the JFK era. cool huh..

actually JFK, McNamara, and also Castro pun ada dalam game nih. hehehe

shoot some badass Vietcong and Russians

took me a while to finish it. about 3 playing days. not bad. but you might have some problems installing it. quite fussy here and there. but worth it.

masa main game nih aku teringat kat citer TAKEN yg liam nesson blakon. tak banyak cakap. tembak je. takde bnyk soal. takde kasihan. shoot and fuck u bebeh.

super daddy

kat HBO tgh rerun. tgk lapan belas kali pun tak muak. bes.

maggie grace is comeli, famke kinda old but still milf, and the ending showing holly valance is sexy!

well, i will miss my weekends. nak rehat lagi dan lagi.

sepatutnya aku nak tulis pasal polytech aku, coz last week solat jumaat kat sana. its like 5 years aku tak jejak kaki kat situ and suddenly sayu je tgk. maybe on the next post i will citer about it.

aku rasa alien wujud..

challo
salam
hmo

teh..

assalamualaikum and hye..

malam-malam aku teringin teh. jarang aku suka teh. selalu nye buat kopi sahaja.

adik aku cakap, " eh ada lipas kecik kat dinding.."

aku jawab, " haaa cepat bunuh dgn menyiram air panas sblm dia jadi dewasa. nnti geli nak bunuh!!"

adik aku bala, " cuba laa baik mcm adik sikit. tak baik bunuh guna air panas. kita bagi dia karen (raket karen bunuh lalat.)

adik aku lagi keji dari aku.

challo
salam
hmo

"saya dari KABA", KABA apa??,, owwhh KABA baik..

assalamualaikum and hye...

sometimes i dont understand why it should be like this or why it should be like that? or do we have to do that or NO, u dont..

there is no guidelines in work unless u work in a company which need u to bring a 4 ring folder everywhere u go and there are methods u have to follow. in a field work like mine, u need one method..

"LIE if u are in trouble." HAHAHA. seresly..

but DO report back to ur immediate boss, and for sure he/she will cover ur ass. if ONLY ur boss is super cool. thinking about a "she" boss.. hmmm

when i was in UM, all i do is studying. i love reading, but reading is such a "time wasting" for me bcoz is still need to study for my 13 papers for my final 5th year. which i eventually passed. haha

how the fcuk i could read a book of my choice when i have calculus which i need to retake the 5th time, PDE the 3rd time, thermodynamics, C++, and other shitty stuffs? saturdays and sundays i will spent time at the classroom with some watchful eyes of my greatest tutor miss alino, abbad or even jamal?

from 10 am to 9 pm i will be just doing crazy calculations and memorizing steps just to solve a PDE question? the only break i had was prayer, toilet breaks, lunch/dinner breaks and the best was watching the sunset at BP at 7 pm with jamal.

now, when UM is out and work is in, reading is a scarce commodity for me. the only time i can read is when im at the kewajipan traffic light, in the toilet, at food stall waiting for food (only if im alone), or any short period of time i had.

on saturdays or sundays there is a lot of things in eed to do such as gaming, cleaning up, tidying up, socializing, etc..

well, here are some new things what im currently doing..

rocket men bebeh!

a great read. a gift from alino.. actually she paid for it. hahahah. late bday present!! i havent reach a quarter yet.. arrghh. if u are interested in biography, technicality, history, space, and NASA do buy this book!

geniusssss

i was searching for this book a while. i was shock that it is quite hard to find. masa aku keje kat MPH dulu bersepah. hari tuh cari kat borders Curve pun tarak.. but i was lucky to find this book while heading to site at Kencana.

nak baca buku nih? kalau baca buku sejarah sekolah menengah korang tak tido, boleh baca. kalau tak, mesti wave tido korang tahap delta punya.. hahaha.

a one day game..

i just finish playing medal of honor. do play if u dont mind shooting talibanis. if u are telling me, "ko tembak org islam???" well i will give u a middle finger first and do u think the talibanis are superb muslims?

just nak sakit kan hati org mcm nih, i have been playing HIND on pc being a helicopter pilot/gunner shooting them.

im not happy about it, but a game is a game. it doesnt makes me full of any religious hatred or anything.. but if it does makes an issue to u guys, just dont fcuk play it. karang emo.

sometimes game pun follow trend. game MOH or COD yg dulu2 pun pasal WW2. tembak org nazis or shooting yanks gak. letupkan church and made it as a post command. ada issue?

dulu citer die hard 1 and 2 pun pasal european terrorist, kita tgk kat HBO best je. kill! die! shoot! blow them!! but bila ada citer pasal terrorist islam je, mula emo.

its the world. adat dunia. its just how the world turns out to be. lepas nih mgkn alien lak jadi terrorist. masa tuh aku kan tersenyum lebar sebab teori aku pasal alien itu wujud. hahahah..

happy deppavali, friday, saturday, sunday and.. owh hate mondays.,.

challo
salam
hmo

WORK..

assalamualaikum and hye..

basically aku dah lupa mcm mana nak tulis blog. aku hanya tahu tulis email kepada malaun2 yg tak paham bahasa sahaja.

nak cerita pasal kereja adalah kurang menarik dari cerita pasal UM. namun begitu, sarah sayang sangat suka apabila mendengar citer2 karut aku. yg penting kekasih aku sorang nih tersenyum kemudian ketawa terbahak2.. yg penting sarah sayang happy. hehe.

tak kisah la. namun aku selalu berangan bile dah kerja, pagi2 singgah starbuka (stabuka adalah kata2 sinonim bg student yg slalu pi library UM) and order latte kat baristas yg hot lalu minum di opis.

namun realiti nye? aku wat nescape 3-1 mild mcm iklan harith iskandar tuh. pastu baru nak hirup dua tiga teguk, start je 930am panggilan tugas ke medan perang bermula. bermula dari telepon toshiba opis aku smpi lah telepon bimbit tak berhenti2 tanya itu ini. cebbs man.. starbucks?? jgn berangan laa nak sempat beli. kalau kat site pun mcm pavilion tuh, baru dapat secawan pastu hilang selera sbb terlalu penat utk menikmati kopi itu sendiri.

kemudian bila bekerja, ada juga berangan nak jumpa rakan2 taulan, kawan2 yg sesama tolong aku berjaya, lecturer2 yg bes kat UM, namun semua pun sukar utk aku lakukan. yg dapat jumpa eisha jela.. kak mah pun sekali sekala. maw juga aku jumpa Dr. Azuan, cakap, doc jom makan. on me. heheh.

tapi reality nye adalah aku hanya free apabila tgh drive ke site dan masa itu laa aku dapat call rakan2 baik aku atau sarah sayang. sbb time tu pakai hansfree so takde mende nak buat selain drive, call laa kekasih ke atau sebagainya.

selain itu, apabila di jamban, time tuh je dapat msg2, and text2. kalau nak call dalam jamban karang bergema. gila tak senonoh nye. selalu mangsa? Teh (immediate boss aku) and alino. hahahah. nasib laaa.

and in the end, bila MD aku jumpa aku je, dialog feveret dia, "hafiz, are u bz? if not tell me ok?".. gile pe.. aku neh nak korek telinga pun takde masa, boleh MD aku tanya aku ada keje ke tak.. sampai hati.. :(

ada aku kesah?? mesti la kesah dowhhh.. hahahah

hari minggu aku penuh ngan aktiviti sihat dan kurang sehat. antara nya adalah gi kenduri kawen kawan2 dan rakan taulan. dan tido smpi kul satu petang. yg tido adalah paling bes and sehat..

altivit bulan posa:

ahli basterds teman aku di bulan posa

ini adalah rakan2 aku yg takde keje. bulan posa sanggup turun pavilion buka ngan aku. mgkn sebab takot aku mengamuk sebab dorang tak buka ngan aku. hahahah. yg nik pose mcm tuh aku tak tahu kenapa. dont ask me. sid lak? itu gaya standed dia. GAYesss. hahah

aku bawak forklift and baby M is getting an upgrade

gmbr aku bawak forklift itu adalah lakonon. aku berangan nak jadi bob the builder. kalau rumah korang ada forklift jgn suh aku bawak sbb aku mgkn akan merodok BMW 5 series mak bapak korang.

on the right lak, baby M dapat ligament baru. kudaku lari gagah berani!! lalalalala..

the day when sid won a million rupiah..

gmbr ini masa sid open table kat bubba gump. sid open table!!! wooohooo!! yeah bebeh!! ahahah. pow sid cukup2. sian dia. nasib tak kena kuar kan duit simpan kat dalam stokin kena pow ngan kita org. basterds mmg kuat makan. jgn lupa open table lagi bila dapat kupon ikea sbb perangai baik kat materialise. peace!

ps: i got food poisoning after that and last for a week. ubat nye? sarah usap2 and suruh minum air soya lapan tong. setel.


the day that makes me ALWAYS smile.. when im with HER..

sarah and me, & book and sarah
(ps: hot tak awek belakang sarah sayang tuh??)

dulu aku cakap, gmbr aku ngan sarah kurang sbb camera phone takde. pakai handpon baling alien jek. tapi bila skrang ada kamera phone, nak amik gmbr berdua pun susah.

well, i love her so much that, i dont care anything else. moody ka, kena marah ke, kena maki ngan client ka, jumpa sarah sayang tetap bes. hehe. tapi kalau dia ada buku and series yg aku bg, sarah mesti macam ada bf baru, sbb layan buku atau series.. huh..


well, happy working? studying? fcuking? happy what ever la.

ps: lino thanks for the birthday gift, walaupun lewat 5 bulan, im still happy with it. hahaha


challo
salam
hmo