USA..

assalamualaikum and hye..

first of all, congrats to my dearest fren jessie. :) hopefully we could attend your fx at KL on May. hehehe.

currently im so busy. yes, im getting married. but i have some crap to write now.. takot nnti lupa.

I was at site today. as usual, i was troubleshooting my system. and a receptionist sat beside me.

beside the receptionist, a technician was having his break at the counter. a conversation happen.

Cik J: Man (bukan nama sebenar, the technician) ko taw tak apa maksud USA??

Man: hmmmm (long pause), united state of.....

Cik J: Australia kannnn??

Man: haaaaa betul laaa kot United State of Australia. haaaa,, betul betul.

Cik J: haaaa, Kak F ( baru balik dari toilet break), USA maksud dia United State of Australia kann???

Kak F: aaaaaaah kot.. Betul laa A, Australia.

Cik J: adaaa kee si Cik L tu tak tahu????? USA tu apa maksud nyee.. teruk betul...

Kak F: DIA TAK TAHU USA APA????!!!!!

Me: i was just eavesdropping.. i almost kill myself for real. but im gonna be a husband soon. so i canceled my plan.

United States of Australia. i googled it. maybe they are referring about that.

happy to get married soon.

salam
challo
hmo

met the dino..

assalamualaikum and hye..

esok, aku MC! yeay! 10 months, baru skali MC. rasa best pulak. MC means im not well. ada laa batuk, sesema, kahak biru, pening lalat, bloody nose (selalu sangat usha awek hot kat site), etc etc..

tapi sebenarnya i got in a small accident in the office. banyak2 tempat kat opis kena. punya laa hazardous kat site, scaffolding sana sini, lubang besar gajah depan mata, kat opis gak aku cedera. hahaha. basically just a cut. but deep enough untuk mengeluarkan peluh2 jantan aku. ahahhah!

sambil tuh, mcm biasa laa, hentak2 kaki tahan sakit. dah habis control.. padahal nak jerit rasanya. nasib baik nana ada hantar klenek. kalau takde?? tapi ramai je kat opis tuh blh tolong.

boss besar blh lak bahankan aku. masuk2 opis blh lagi tanya, "show me ur five" hotakss.. aku sakit2 suruh show me my five pastu bantai gelak.. chisss.. mgkn dia dah accident lagi parah dari aku, stakat jari rabak kena stainless steel umpama paper cut jeee...

ooohh ibu jari kuu.. gedik ahh. haha

anyway, in the near future, i will get a few new "kazens". well semua nih gile soft toys. tapi yg kelakar is when they make funny remarks and actions. i will never have enuf of them. lawak mcm nak mampos.

meet the dinosssss..

meet kalor and dino tompok2.

which both of them owned by this girl:

meet iman. bukan yg kuning tuuuu.. harharharhar

btw, i bought a new keybod bebeh!! wireless lagi. org dah pakai telekinetic type kat screen aku baru nak merasa wireless keybot! blh laa pakai smpi 4-5 kali raya baru hancur.

aku rasa keybot yg lama rosak pun bukan sbb wear and tear, tapi mesti rosak sbb penuh ngan makanan dalam tuh. aku suka makan depan PC. lipas pun mesti ada.. errghh.

btw, my pain killer is not working. i should have "muffins".. hanya sid, lino, and sarah saja taw kesah morfin ----> muffin ini..

nnti kalau nak taw ingatkan aku supaya aku blh bercerita mengenai satu hari nntii..

dahh.. dahh.. gf aku dah bising suruh tido kat YM.. thumb aku pun dah berdenyut..


challo
salam
hmo

crash to singapore..

assalamualaikum and hye..

i left malaysia for a week and went for training in singapore, and guess what, its miserable. either i just hate the country or perhaps im homesick.

gedik ok, seminggu pun homesick..

singapore is not THAT bad.. the weather is always nice, tak panas sangat, redup je, brezzy some more. padahal singapore nih sebelah malaysia je. aku rasa dorang ada shield kat atas tuh.. kalau panas sangat dorang tutup laa separuh, biar cloudy je.. gile sophisticated. harharharhar..

the public transport is first class.. taxi sentiasa ada, and there will be no touting. naik terus dorang tekan meter. tapi dorang bawak taxi mcm puki haram laa. sedia mati je la. MRT and LRT pun cekap. macam kat metro or underground. tak kena matahari pun nak transit to another line. itu bezanya kalau pemimpin negara ada degree/mba/phd from the best university in the world. dorang dah pikir siap-siap.

makan satu hal, but logic what, they cater more for the non-muslim, but bnyk juga kedai yg halal. most of their fast food dorang boleh lantak. bayar jelaa.. somehow aku lagi yakin pada logo halal MUIS (majlis ugama islam singapore) compared to jais/jawi/jawa/whatever laa dari malaysia.. why?? sbb singapore sangat tahi strict and aku rasa dorang takkan nak main2 nak letak babi kat kedai halal.

well, here are some pix, kalau ada yg "tertarik ko memang the bomb" pergi la melawat singapore. jgn bawak segala jenis dadah sbb kompem gantung and kalau gempak try bawak M4 colt, maanaaa taw lepas kastam dorang. hahaha..

the first day of the hell week (hell sbb training)

itu aku depan airasia. as usual, aku rasa pilot dorang buduh atau mmg takde skill ke hapa, landing kapal terbang kat tarmac mcm hempas batu ke tanah. aku rasa space shuttle bila land tu pun lagi smooth considering it is a "brick" when re-entry.

aku pose depan nike singapore sbb, org gi singapore amik depan LV laaa, coach laa, cibai apa lagi, so nih kira menganjing laa. nike sudah. kecoh. haha

clarke quay yaa amoiii

guess what?? jemmy lepak singapore! dia ada interview with SIA, so i offered to stay with me. hhahaha! seronok ok ada kawan.. hhaha. so after makan sup kambing with my kazen at somewhere we dont know, aku ngan jemmy merayau yamseng kat clarke quay. asal laa sg kelang kat lebuh ampang tuh tak buat macam ni??

still kat ntah mana2..

so went to clark quay, usha hooters,, but hampa. haih.. hampa lagi.. nak cerita pun tak selera. nnti aku nak gi yang US nye. tgk hooters dorang mcm mana. then lepak2 at TCC, jemmy blanjeee. hahaha!

NGC and Link Hotel

NGC is one of my favorite tv channel, and i was shock to find out there is a store selling NGC merchandise!!!!!! fucking cool man.. itu crest dia. it is embedded on the floor. i bought a NGC mug for sovie.. kalau aku ada S$1000, mcm2 aku angkut. go visit harbour front / vivo if u guys are interested.

the hotel im staying pulak turns out the home base for chelsea fan at singapore. mmg leleh laaa otak jemmy kena nganjing that nite. muhahahahhahah!

the savvy traveler

leaving.. on the jet plane.. dunno when i will be back again to singapore..... challo!! padahal gambar tuh still at vivo. haha.

orait.. thats all for my trip.. jap lagi aku nak gi london. tgk laa plane aku yg tunggu kat tarmac tuh. BA ok..

credit to jemmy or his lumix perhaps??

challo
salam
hmo

eavesdrop..

assalamualaikum and hye..

while waiting idon mee vs Malaysia, aku teringat peristiwa yg berlaku tadi..

i have this habit to eavesdrop. i know its bad, but i got it from my dad. bapak borek anak rintik.. haha.

in some cases, i could just act as normal person in a food stall, drinking and eating but actually im listening some "big shot" talk big behind me. sometimes u can hear funny stories and sometimes u can tell they are just being an asshole.

tadi lepas site visit kat one mont kiara, i stop by rojak+cendol behind KFC nearby UM. while was eating ALONE, there is a group of fren talking.

"pum pam pum pam!!!!" lalu si mamat ketuk meja..

"argh!! celake!! bodoh!!" jerit si perempuan.

"dia ingat dianye keje hebat!! keje aku lagi susah!!" cakap si perempuan kurus..

finally in 10 minutes, baru aku paham. they are all call center workers. cerita hebat. aku ingat NASA hubble engineer. sbb cakap mcm petir kan.

aku lupa.. keje org lain adalah senang. kerja dia SAHAJA susah..

mari layan bola..

challo
salam
hmo

oooo.. abang ni teknisyen laa yee...

assalamualaikum and hye..

semalam aku pergi Kencana Petroleum. since aku start keje, semua site-site yg aku pergi adalah gampang hebat. dimana bukan sbb datuk-datuk atau tan sri-tan sri, tetapi most of them are professionals in their own fields.

and being me respecting other people job, i never underestimate people from what they wear, how they walk, or how they talk. you would just wont know what are their position and their professionalism when they are working in a big company.

so utk menjadi selamat, bila ada org memulakan bicara, aku sentiasa berhati-hati dalam kata-kata aku sebelum memakan diri di kemudian hari. bak kata pepatah hafiz,

"naik perahu boleh gostan, kata-kata tak boleh".

so sedang aku membantu engineer aku memasang equipment-equipment di site, datang laa mamat nih menegur aku..

"abang buat apa nih?"

aku reply, "oo nih testing je, tgk sistem mekanikal ok ke tak, mcm lampu, elektrikal dan sebagainya, encik kerja sini ke?"

aku tahu dia kerja kencana sbb dia pakai bju kencana.

"aaah. kerja sini."

aku tanya lagi, "kerja offshore?" aku kata mcm nih sbb u would never know kannn..

budak tuh jawab," takkk laaaaa.. saya despatch je.. hantar surat, so abang pasang-pasang benda ni utk testing laa. oooo.. abang nih kira teknisyen jelaaa..."

aku dan member aku pandang.. senyum ajeeee..

apa-apa laa abang despatch.. teknisyen pun ok.. hehehehe

happy working... heheheh

challo
salam
hmo

WORK..

assalamualaikum and hye..

basically aku dah lupa mcm mana nak tulis blog. aku hanya tahu tulis email kepada malaun2 yg tak paham bahasa sahaja.

nak cerita pasal kereja adalah kurang menarik dari cerita pasal UM. namun begitu, sarah sayang sangat suka apabila mendengar citer2 karut aku. yg penting kekasih aku sorang nih tersenyum kemudian ketawa terbahak2.. yg penting sarah sayang happy. hehe.

tak kisah la. namun aku selalu berangan bile dah kerja, pagi2 singgah starbuka (stabuka adalah kata2 sinonim bg student yg slalu pi library UM) and order latte kat baristas yg hot lalu minum di opis.

namun realiti nye? aku wat nescape 3-1 mild mcm iklan harith iskandar tuh. pastu baru nak hirup dua tiga teguk, start je 930am panggilan tugas ke medan perang bermula. bermula dari telepon toshiba opis aku smpi lah telepon bimbit tak berhenti2 tanya itu ini. cebbs man.. starbucks?? jgn berangan laa nak sempat beli. kalau kat site pun mcm pavilion tuh, baru dapat secawan pastu hilang selera sbb terlalu penat utk menikmati kopi itu sendiri.

kemudian bila bekerja, ada juga berangan nak jumpa rakan2 taulan, kawan2 yg sesama tolong aku berjaya, lecturer2 yg bes kat UM, namun semua pun sukar utk aku lakukan. yg dapat jumpa eisha jela.. kak mah pun sekali sekala. maw juga aku jumpa Dr. Azuan, cakap, doc jom makan. on me. heheh.

tapi reality nye adalah aku hanya free apabila tgh drive ke site dan masa itu laa aku dapat call rakan2 baik aku atau sarah sayang. sbb time tu pakai hansfree so takde mende nak buat selain drive, call laa kekasih ke atau sebagainya.

selain itu, apabila di jamban, time tuh je dapat msg2, and text2. kalau nak call dalam jamban karang bergema. gila tak senonoh nye. selalu mangsa? Teh (immediate boss aku) and alino. hahahah. nasib laaa.

and in the end, bila MD aku jumpa aku je, dialog feveret dia, "hafiz, are u bz? if not tell me ok?".. gile pe.. aku neh nak korek telinga pun takde masa, boleh MD aku tanya aku ada keje ke tak.. sampai hati.. :(

ada aku kesah?? mesti la kesah dowhhh.. hahahah

hari minggu aku penuh ngan aktiviti sihat dan kurang sehat. antara nya adalah gi kenduri kawen kawan2 dan rakan taulan. dan tido smpi kul satu petang. yg tido adalah paling bes and sehat..

altivit bulan posa:

ahli basterds teman aku di bulan posa

ini adalah rakan2 aku yg takde keje. bulan posa sanggup turun pavilion buka ngan aku. mgkn sebab takot aku mengamuk sebab dorang tak buka ngan aku. hahahah. yg nik pose mcm tuh aku tak tahu kenapa. dont ask me. sid lak? itu gaya standed dia. GAYesss. hahah

aku bawak forklift and baby M is getting an upgrade

gmbr aku bawak forklift itu adalah lakonon. aku berangan nak jadi bob the builder. kalau rumah korang ada forklift jgn suh aku bawak sbb aku mgkn akan merodok BMW 5 series mak bapak korang.

on the right lak, baby M dapat ligament baru. kudaku lari gagah berani!! lalalalala..

the day when sid won a million rupiah..

gmbr ini masa sid open table kat bubba gump. sid open table!!! wooohooo!! yeah bebeh!! ahahah. pow sid cukup2. sian dia. nasib tak kena kuar kan duit simpan kat dalam stokin kena pow ngan kita org. basterds mmg kuat makan. jgn lupa open table lagi bila dapat kupon ikea sbb perangai baik kat materialise. peace!

ps: i got food poisoning after that and last for a week. ubat nye? sarah usap2 and suruh minum air soya lapan tong. setel.


the day that makes me ALWAYS smile.. when im with HER..

sarah and me, & book and sarah
(ps: hot tak awek belakang sarah sayang tuh??)

dulu aku cakap, gmbr aku ngan sarah kurang sbb camera phone takde. pakai handpon baling alien jek. tapi bila skrang ada kamera phone, nak amik gmbr berdua pun susah.

well, i love her so much that, i dont care anything else. moody ka, kena marah ke, kena maki ngan client ka, jumpa sarah sayang tetap bes. hehe. tapi kalau dia ada buku and series yg aku bg, sarah mesti macam ada bf baru, sbb layan buku atau series.. huh..


well, happy working? studying? fcuking? happy what ever la.

ps: lino thanks for the birthday gift, walaupun lewat 5 bulan, im still happy with it. hahaha


challo
salam
hmo

the new few weeks..

assalamualaikum and hye..

this week baru stat keje 2 days. remember that i havent work for at least 5 years. itu pun kat MPH. haha

seresly, skrang mata pun nak katup, freaking tired. 2 first day adalah site work. 1st day je balik at 9pm. psikoo.. ahahah.

rite now, rasa mcm nak balik UM. study. tapi stress time exam tu yg gua tak tahan. i think i need a few months just to understand the system. kalau campak syringe pump kat aku 1st day pun, aku kejam mata je repair. but this field is totally new, and fcuking interesting.

the verdict, study or work?



study is funner, but i dont get paid this much for going to class. wakakakak..

challo
salam
hmo