crash to singapore..

assalamualaikum and hye..

i left malaysia for a week and went for training in singapore, and guess what, its miserable. either i just hate the country or perhaps im homesick.

gedik ok, seminggu pun homesick..

singapore is not THAT bad.. the weather is always nice, tak panas sangat, redup je, brezzy some more. padahal singapore nih sebelah malaysia je. aku rasa dorang ada shield kat atas tuh.. kalau panas sangat dorang tutup laa separuh, biar cloudy je.. gile sophisticated. harharharhar..

the public transport is first class.. taxi sentiasa ada, and there will be no touting. naik terus dorang tekan meter. tapi dorang bawak taxi mcm puki haram laa. sedia mati je la. MRT and LRT pun cekap. macam kat metro or underground. tak kena matahari pun nak transit to another line. itu bezanya kalau pemimpin negara ada degree/mba/phd from the best university in the world. dorang dah pikir siap-siap.

makan satu hal, but logic what, they cater more for the non-muslim, but bnyk juga kedai yg halal. most of their fast food dorang boleh lantak. bayar jelaa.. somehow aku lagi yakin pada logo halal MUIS (majlis ugama islam singapore) compared to jais/jawi/jawa/whatever laa dari malaysia.. why?? sbb singapore sangat tahi strict and aku rasa dorang takkan nak main2 nak letak babi kat kedai halal.

well, here are some pix, kalau ada yg "tertarik ko memang the bomb" pergi la melawat singapore. jgn bawak segala jenis dadah sbb kompem gantung and kalau gempak try bawak M4 colt, maanaaa taw lepas kastam dorang. hahaha..

the first day of the hell week (hell sbb training)

itu aku depan airasia. as usual, aku rasa pilot dorang buduh atau mmg takde skill ke hapa, landing kapal terbang kat tarmac mcm hempas batu ke tanah. aku rasa space shuttle bila land tu pun lagi smooth considering it is a "brick" when re-entry.

aku pose depan nike singapore sbb, org gi singapore amik depan LV laaa, coach laa, cibai apa lagi, so nih kira menganjing laa. nike sudah. kecoh. haha

clarke quay yaa amoiii

guess what?? jemmy lepak singapore! dia ada interview with SIA, so i offered to stay with me. hhahaha! seronok ok ada kawan.. hhaha. so after makan sup kambing with my kazen at somewhere we dont know, aku ngan jemmy merayau yamseng kat clarke quay. asal laa sg kelang kat lebuh ampang tuh tak buat macam ni??

still kat ntah mana2..

so went to clark quay, usha hooters,, but hampa. haih.. hampa lagi.. nak cerita pun tak selera. nnti aku nak gi yang US nye. tgk hooters dorang mcm mana. then lepak2 at TCC, jemmy blanjeee. hahaha!

NGC and Link Hotel

NGC is one of my favorite tv channel, and i was shock to find out there is a store selling NGC merchandise!!!!!! fucking cool man.. itu crest dia. it is embedded on the floor. i bought a NGC mug for sovie.. kalau aku ada S$1000, mcm2 aku angkut. go visit harbour front / vivo if u guys are interested.

the hotel im staying pulak turns out the home base for chelsea fan at singapore. mmg leleh laaa otak jemmy kena nganjing that nite. muhahahahhahah!

the savvy traveler

leaving.. on the jet plane.. dunno when i will be back again to singapore..... challo!! padahal gambar tuh still at vivo. haha.

orait.. thats all for my trip.. jap lagi aku nak gi london. tgk laa plane aku yg tunggu kat tarmac tuh. BA ok..

credit to jemmy or his lumix perhaps??

challo
salam
hmo

back to the past..

assalamualaikum and hyee..

semua taw, nana dah kawen. aku tak simpat2 buat post pasal kisah tuh pun.. i never thought that my sister will get married one day, but in the end, kawen juga..

well the day was nice. tak hujan, buat kat masjid wilayah, makan pun sedap, tapi kaki aku laa lemau. termasuk sarah skali. marble and bare footed run here and there make u die faster. hahah.

here are some pix..

black and white babbyy!!

gmbr jiran aku, kazens aku, kawan aku, but look at the 4th pix, hot sister frens!!

ayah aku sedang fikir.. "hafiz siap laa lepas ni..."



yg sid tuh aku tak paham.. perangai dia semakin pelik sejak
kebelakangan ini..



aku sedang pegang kusi, aku sedang bergamelan,
aku sedang jd bodigat tok yam, and aku sedang ushering
tok yamm. semua aku.. hahaha


sarah&me..


di sekitar majlis..

anyone getting married?
need assistants?
need wedding planner?
need a backup photographer?
need a part time usherer? (i create the word..)
or u just want me? can also maaaa.. ahahahhah
you know who to call..


challo
salam
hmo

sesema..

assalamualaikum and hye..

aku paling benci bila sesema aku tak hilang2. bila sesema aku datang, mula pening, rimas, tak selesa, panas dan rasa lagi rela kena penyek ngan steamroller ataupun kena hentak ngan jengkaut. pastu blh spawn balik. ingat neh game ke bleh spawn-spawn??

last week jumpa laa kawan2 lama kat uptown. tak ramai, hanya 9 org je. tapi xpe. bg aku perjumpaan mcm nih sangat penting sbb ianya blh mengeratkan salur darah antara rakan-rakan yg telah lama tak jumpa.

selain itu, blh juga kutuk-kutuk and menganjing kawan-kawan yg tiada di meja jamuan atau pun kawan-kawan yg berada di atas meja tuh. tapi semuanya sebab turunnye jannah dari utara, so semua pun turun skali.

tapi yg kelakarnya, jannah bukan laa seorg yg bnyk cakap, aku lak yg lebey-lebey hentak2 meja gelak dengar cerita org lain. hahah.

anyway, my relationship with sarah sayang is already entering 6 years. SIX years mang.... rasa dah couple dari djaman paleolitik hinggalah ke zaman plutonium. lama beb.. hehe. anyway sayang, happy anniversary! this year no gift yaaa. hahaha

kadang kala bes jugak kapel lama2 nih, sbb selain u totally understand ur partner, u have the upper hand. so kalau nnti kawen tahu laa what to expect kan. dia suka kentot ke, dia suka makan ke, dia suka mencarut ke, atau dia suka tido je tak nak keje.. gile pe? nak makan apa nnti kalau tido je? aku eeiiiiiiiiiii kannnnnggg.. (mcm ciri-ciri aku jek.. hahaha)

anyway, since its my 6 anniversary with sarah and Vdays, i just wanna wish that we both will be happy ever after.. mcm citer cinderella..

haihh.. mcm mana laa aku tak bantai gelak kalau ada gf mcm nih...

hate working tomorrow..

challo
salam
hmo

laptop..

assalamualaikum and hye..

tak semua org yg lucky, bila start bekerja terus dapat laptop. sbb aku cakap lucky? selain ko KENA buat kerja yang melibatkan komputer, you can use the laptop for personal use such as log in to facebook. hehe

since aku bekerja, aku selalu memperhatikan laptop kompeni-kompeni lain, and i always do my own assumption. bak kata Dr. Azuan,

"an engineer must make an assumption, so you will know how to proceed next"..

so when im at site, i met a lot of people who came from various companies. and when they need to use the laptop, dorang akan keluarkan laptop masing-masing utk membuat kerja seperti, chek floor plans, technical manuals or even urgent emails. so this is how i see the "brand" of a laptop and what it represent from its company.

(kalau baca terasa, sila terasa. i have no intention of mengutuk. ini adalah pendapat aku dan tiada rujukan dibuat. i just dont care. hahah)

1. Apple (Macs)

Macbook Air lagi chaaa..

kalau kompeni yg supply this lappy to its staff bg pendapat aku mmg mantap aah. bukan senang sebuah kompeni nak supply Macs to their staff, ini kompeni yg dewa taiko nye.

dah laa Mac, for a software to integrate with Mac pun satu issue. so bg aku, a company yg supply Macs for fun and for pleasure to its staff is one big deal man.. stylo plus cool. tak kisah laa yg dapat Mac tuh reti pakai ke tak, but sebut nama kompeni je mesti dalam hati.. OOOoooooOOoo..


2. IBM

the X seriess derr...

IBM man.. nama pun international business machine. even thou dah kena beli dgn lenovo, but its an IBM! the name for me pun dah cukup classy, yg pakai mesti lagi professional, and the X-series.. walawehhh..

its distinctive red button for finger control bg aku pun dah cukup cool, apatah lagi kalau ada mamat buka je IBM, dia sedang usha technical wiring of and Pratt&Whitney engine. cool ok machaaaaa!


3. Fujitsu

fuujitssuuuk..

I never seen any technical personnel yg pakai fujitsu lagi. but most of them yg aku nampak pakai sama ada u are in sales or admin personnel. for me its the middle range high class laptop becoz its quite rare for a company to supply fujitsu to its staff, but its still has it own class for sales and admin team.


4. Alienware

the ufo has landed..

wallawehh??? ada ke kompeni supply alienware kat staff dia???? aku rasa org yg buat game, kerja nye test game, kerja maki game lain atau just nak main game jeeeee.

ini bukan stakat game tetris atau bejeweled je yg dia install ini yg stock main black ops semua high end graphics dia ON kan.. cibai..

tapi mesti stock serabai je yg pegang alienware sbb asyik main game smpi lupa nak mandi and berak..


5. Dell

dell or hell man...

ok.. Dell? nak citer lagi? semua kompeni mampu bg staff dia pakai dell. XPS pun blh lagi bg kt staff yg dikatakan rajin bekerja and perlukan some ass power for their work..

but for me, ooo.. OK. dell. hmm. orait.. dell.. hmmm.. ok.. tuh je.


6. HP

hollypakart..

well, im using HP.. bg aku? haiya.. campak longkang. i prefer dell 100 times. hahha. why?? the design is fucking stupid and so uncool. the touchpad? how the fuck engineer HP design touchpad mcm nih pun aku tak paham.

kalau nak tahu kenapa im so pissed off? please use my touchpad untuk membuat kerja tanpa menggunakan mouse. aku tak nak cakap bnyk. karang takde lappy nih mampos aku nak wat kerja.


7. Panasonic Toughbook

baling laa aku.. aku takkan rosak nyeee..

panasonic toughbook wehh!!!! u must be a fucking marine to cool enough to use this man! agaknya ofr NTSB pun pakai benda nih kot, mana la tahu kapal terbang dia terhempas, and this toughbook masih boleh ON and data-data yg dia kumpul sebelum nih masih balik pakai..

macho and sexy tahap dewa ok. aku rasa kompeni USArmy je kot supply kat PFC-PFC dorang pakai kat battlefield! hahahahh!

well, just be thankful that we have one lappy to use. kalau takde mesti susah nak buat kerja atau main facebook kan.. so, jagalah ia sbb ianya harta kompeni.......


challo
salam
hmo

aku pun tak paham..

assalamualaikum and hye.

happy chinese new year. gong xi fa cai. happy tahun arnab loncat-loncat comeli. i have a lot of chinese friends. wishing them a happy 2011 year.

last friday, aku solat jumaat kat polytech shah alam. since i worked at glenmarie, baru 2 kali aku dapat singgah solat kat situ. when aku pergi situ, pelbagai nostalgia bermain dalam kepala aku . 3 of my love life came from there.

a lot have changed. siap ada jabatan maintenance kapal terbang lagi. UM pun tarak. aerospace? hmmm kalau PDE pun berak cair, apa ntah idea UM of their subject for aerospace courses. mgkn tempat lain boleh la terima seadanya. tapi aku rasa UM takkan senang lenang bg 5 course wajib maths. maw semua PDE setiap sem. hahha.

empat anak dara dan sebuah tong sampah.

masa aku nak balik, sempat aku snap gmbr ni. it remind me back days, there is a chance that one of these girl adalah pilihan hati aku. hahah. who knows huh? but i can see the spirit of PSA dah takde. back days, jaket merah sentiasa kita org pakai. tak kisah laa panas ke, baju kurung ke, pagoda ke, jaket merah tetap ada. skrang dah biru. sungguh pro gov..

kadang-kala hati aku neh sangat busuk.. sometimes aku ada terpikir kalau aku mampu beli evo10 which would cost me RM300K (keta yg nak dibeli oleh haris) aku nak park keta aku sblh mamat wira evo.. sometimes they just annoyed me to the rectum.. pastu kalau nak balik ke kereta, aku nak balik sesama. just wanna make a point that, derrrrr this is evoooooo. not those..

keji pulak aku rasa. itu sebab aku rasa kadangkala jiwa aku celaru. sakit hati tetiba, stress with all the burden in one deuter bag (sid & nik bg pressie konvo). dulu berangan gak nak pakai beg kulit samsonite pegang kat tangan pakai tie and coat, but i just know that, in the moment its either my company polo tee, jeans, sneaker and my durable deuter 3o liter bag. my boss said, u ada beg doraemon.

sometimes aku pun rasa annoyed by the wrong usage of words. most commonly is "ROGER". i known this word since aku ketagih tgk citer world war back school days lagi. but its such a trend that people thinks "roger" is a word for inform me or call me.

all my life i understood it as "OK/i got it/understood/yes". but now, all i get from text or verbal from people are, "jgn lupa roger aku" or "nnti-nnti roger la kalau nak jumpa".. i dont get it.. aku ada kawan yg polis pun salah pakai ayat nih. which makes me more tak paham. aku yang tak paham atau dia tak paham.

if i misunderstood the word, ada kat kamus dewan/Britannica/encyclopaedia/dwi-bahasa atau apa sahaja, do inform me. maybe aku pun baru kuar dari gua, tak tahu ayat "ROGER" itself dah berkembang maju dan bnyk maksudnya.

anyway, kelmarin aku ke pavilion. my office has given the green light to attend all the problems at pavilion. in one case, after a walk with one of the security officer, we were stopped by a japanese tourist. she was somehow lost in translation. eceh.. mcm tajuk cerita pulak..

explain punya explain, she wants to go back to her hotel, the Marriott. i offered to walk with her, after reaching the road across Marriott, i show with my hand explaining there it was. she bowed so many times with full of respect plus dengan muka yg penuh kekesalan menyusahkan aku sbb mgkn tahu aku sedang bekerja dengan screwdriver kat pocket and all.

so i bowed back. that was the first time i bowed to a japanese... ur welcome.. ur welcome..

but to the french, lu nak mintak tolong kat gua, sila pergi mampos. tak dilayan. lu sesat laa satu KL, aku tak kesian langsung. hahhahah. (still emo with the Parisians.)

happy hols.

aku nak tido tak nak bangun.. nekmat dunia.. wait.. selain tido, berak pun bes. hahahha


challo
salam
hmo

lancer beb..

assalamualaikum and hye..

dua hari lepas, i just dont have time for myself. lunch will be gula-gula yg ada dalam kereta. that is all time would provide me to do. im not a CEO or CKF, but that is the real life im facing right now.

i have to face some hardcore client who is such a pain in the ass, crazy site problems, and some bad-ass operations manager. semua psiko. the only person who is giving me problem in UM is codename "ruby". even thou dia tak jerit-jerit or maki-maki, but her words is good enough to make your heart ripped slowly by butcher knife. sadis..

few days back, after a site visit, i have a time frame for lunch. pusing2 laa kat hartamas tuh, but there is no parking available. hungry, hot weather, and headache decide me to skip lunch again and head back to the office.

on the way back, i remember ada gerai laksa depan EON berhad. just nearby my office. i park my car, and ordered laksa and sirap aisssss....

so aku duduk kat kerusi, tunggu laksa aku siap, dua mamat hensem tanya aku,

mamat 1: "bang meja kosong?"

me: " yeah.. duduk laa.."

and an interesting conversation started among them. im not even eavesdropping, tapi dah depan mata kan.. TERdengar...


mamat 1: " beb, kalau hood turbo depan tuh tukar carbon fiber cun sial

mamat 2: "tulaa.. nnti ada duit aku tukar ahh.."

i was looking at his car keys.. perrghhhh kunci ada lambang mitsubishi.. dalam hati aku, mesti bawak evo sial.. aku malas laa nak usha2, karang nampak sangat mendengar.. then they continue talking..

mamat 1: " bro, lu punya ekzos mantap ah. bunyi sedap siot."

mamat 2: " tulaa, aku taw.. ekzos aku ..................(mula cakap technical).. etc.. cibai.. mantap.." (yg cibai aku tambah perasa. hahahahha)

so i got my laksa and air sirap, i finish it quickly and ignore these two nut heads talking loud about the car. so i paid up RM4.00, and walk to my car.

while walking to my car, sebelah keta aku, ada sebuah kereta warna merah ada lambang mitsubishi siap ngna turbo hood. i cant distinguish what evo model since i was quite far.. dah sampai kereta aku je, guess what....

wiraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

aiyakkk.... 1.3 some more bcoz tayar blakang brek drum.. lu citer gempak laa mamat.. siap kunci evo lu tukar pastu letak atas meja lagi.

nak show off pun, bawak laa lancer betul. haiya.. potong stim ok. kalau ada amoi pun mesti sumpah seranah kalau tahu in the end ko bawak lancer palsu..

well, i still trust my baby maroon, and guess what i have to spend another rm300 for the drive shaft. cibai.. cibai.. sapa maw ajak aku gi genting main blackjack?

well,, happy thaipusam to all my indian frens. happy happy... hehe

i miss some of my frens, masa aku kat UM, when it come to test or exam, besides sarah mesti ada bg msg wish "good luck", "all the best" and other encouraging words. mcm alino, ena, sid, jas, nik and few others of them sentiasa bg semangat tak putus-putus.

there is one time when i was with jamal, ready to enter bangunan peperiksaan for PDE, my phone keep on beeping, all of them wish me best of luck. jamal cakap kat aku, aku jeles tgk ko, kawan2 ko semua best-best, and ingat lagi kat ko. aku nih, semua takde. sorang2 je..

beside ur soulmate, support from frens are essential. their words, support and presence will always boost your morale. like a jeneral in a warfare.

one of my chinese classmate passed away. RIP my dearest fren goay imm. :(


challo
salam
hmo

crysis..

assalamualaikum and hye..

semua org ada krisis masing-masing. ko, aku, dia, hang, aku, semua ada masalah masing-masing. aku harap semua org tenang menghadapinya.

aku pun pernah menghadapi krisis hidup. kehidupan di UM sangat berkrisis. bertahun-tahun aku bercerita mengenainya dalam kisah hidup aku ini.

skrang hidup aku lebeh tenang. kerja sentiasa bermasalah, tapi ada brader tuh kata, "its a good problem". which is true. but when u cant answer PDE, its a fucked up problem. duduk laa kat engine UM sampai mampos. which is SO true. ada student gagal keluar UM sbb PDE. no kidding.

today i fixed my car. the aircond is broken. terbang $300. baru nak start saving. god is always fair. is it? can i play toto?

dalam hidup ini ada je yg tak kena. gangguan sana sini. tak masalah kawan, masalah keje, tak masalah keje, masalah ngan parents, tak masalah ngan parents, masalah ngan adik beradik. tapi aku, seminggu kereta takde aircond, aku masalah ngan cuaca. celake. setiap kali aku kuar kereta peluh sampai stokin. celaka.

hari tuh aku melepak bersama-sama rakan-rakan se-belajar aku. ada dialog yg menarik perhatian aku..

dia, " beb, KABA taknak sales person ke?"

aku, " hmm, tak tahu laa.. tapi dah ada 2 org masuk dah"

dia, " aku nak join boleh ke?"

aku, " ntah laa.. tapi sales team KABA semua experience tahap cipan nye. stok 10-15 tahun sales"

dia, " weeehhhh!! aku nih directorrr nihh! director sales!" sambil tunjuk name card dia.. "takkan aku tak layak??" btw, dia tak buat lawak. sangat seres.

der..... tuh ko nye kompany.. mmg laaaaa! haiyaaa.. kalau aku ada company sendiri pun akula CEO,COO,CFO,CKF (chief kaki fuck). hahahha..

tadi aku lepak UM sebelum main futsal. layan steak kat rumah U. depan aku sekumpulan gadis korea. makan steak 2 pinggan sorang satu. waddahel.. tapi badan stock getah baiknyee.. demmit..

and as usual. aku rindu UM. aku rasa nak cium je tanah bumi UM nih which really make me a human. and bila lalu faculty biomed, aku kembali ke tempat nostalgia aku;

tempat dimana dada aku berdegup 120bpm...

this place is where all the result for biomed student di tampal. aku pernah ternganga, terdiam, terduduk, tercangkung, menutup muka, sedih, loncat, geram, mencarut dah juga menunjuk fcuk padanya. this is where my life depends back then.. whatalife..

too my sarah, please dont be sad sad. im here. i will always be by ur side. tornado, taufan, ribut, petir, banjir, panas, terik, mendung atau ada rainbow, im here..

challo
salam
hmo