eavesdrop..

assalamualaikum and hye..

while waiting idon mee vs Malaysia, aku teringat peristiwa yg berlaku tadi..

i have this habit to eavesdrop. i know its bad, but i got it from my dad. bapak borek anak rintik.. haha.

in some cases, i could just act as normal person in a food stall, drinking and eating but actually im listening some "big shot" talk big behind me. sometimes u can hear funny stories and sometimes u can tell they are just being an asshole.

tadi lepas site visit kat one mont kiara, i stop by rojak+cendol behind KFC nearby UM. while was eating ALONE, there is a group of fren talking.

"pum pam pum pam!!!!" lalu si mamat ketuk meja..

"argh!! celake!! bodoh!!" jerit si perempuan.

"dia ingat dianye keje hebat!! keje aku lagi susah!!" cakap si perempuan kurus..

finally in 10 minutes, baru aku paham. they are all call center workers. cerita hebat. aku ingat NASA hubble engineer. sbb cakap mcm petir kan.

aku lupa.. keje org lain adalah senang. kerja dia SAHAJA susah..

mari layan bola..

challo
salam
hmo

my name is hafix..??

assalamualaikum and hye..

merry Christmas.. marry Christmas? ada tak org misspelled mcm ni? sumpah kelakar kalau ada. ok, kalau ada, tiada kaitan yg hidup dan mati.

well, when it comes to christmas, sorang je yang aku akan ingat, jess basinau. a great fren of mine. hope u doing fine out there. we are still waiting the "WOW" signal from outer space. i hope it turn out with a figure like ms heigl. hehe.

see up there. the title? hafix. sound like a third grade porn star name. it turns out its my name on all the office official papers such as D.O's, invoices, etc..etc.. penat dah aku nak cakap. smpi org kat site pun tanya, "hafix??? since when brader??" hahaha..

im so tired. very tired. twice i felt like fainting at site, once i almost got in an car accident without noticing im almost blackout while driving. haih.. anyone have a glock?

well, i hope something good will happen to me. im tired of being nice, being "ok", being smile guy, being "yes man", or being "im happy!!" just becoz of me being me. i should know better that the world is always cruel, dont ever be confident of anything becoz i should know better bcoz at the end of the day its just another disappointment.

maybe its better me off going somewhere alone. pursue the outdoor, and good luck to my dearest fren eisha, whos out there at USM. finally u are out from UM for at least a year or two. balik nnti i will have to call u Dr. Eisha. haha. will u still eat rojak with me in the rain kat blakang KFC when u have a phd? atau tak nak dah lepak ngan aku nnti. hahaha.

hafix on the move..

i never had the chance to say congrats to my little sister. well congrats. ko dah grad, hehehe. asal tgn ko peace? and asal mak aku mcm 40 year old mom? well u see me? itu semua stock wardrobe 3-4 years ago kecuali kamera canggih nik yg baru usia beberapa bulan.

btw that jeans is already to the dumpster sbb dah koyak. 5 years using it at um ok je, buat keje 3 bulan rabak. new jeans? no more levis maybe. no money.. maybe kena beli jeans cap ayam je pas nih. hehe

well, hafix signing off.

merry christmas and a happy new year.

challo
salam
hmo

teknisyen..

assalamualaikum and hye..

kali nih cerita teknisyen lagi. apasal ntah teknisyen suka cari pasal ngan aku.

sesekali aku tak paham org yg tak paham kerja org lain. semua dia ingat senang. kerja dia je susah.

lahanat betul. ko tahap teknisyen, perangai macam teknisyen, otak ko dah tak leh blah kan?

otak ko tahap itu je. dah xleh pi lagi. then ko start nak ajar aku and cakap mcm mana aku kena bekerja? aku ni layan ko sebab satu je brader, aku nak setel kan project kat tempat ko jeee. takde masa aku nak blaja dgn ko, puas dah aku blaja. tak yah nak tunjuk ajar aku.

bukan aku blagak, bukan aku angkuh, bukan aku takabur, tapi sumpah apa yg ko cakap adalah sampah. please sambung blaja. aku nih pun tak cukup ilmu pun still rendah diri nak sambung blaja.

kalau ko cakap betul takpe, ini sumpah bawah tapak kaki aku nye tahap pun tak sampai nak sound-sound aku.

so please, keje ko adalah hanya tgk aku uruskan kerja. kalau nak arah-arah org, tolong sambung blaja. bagi aku ko tak cukup bijak lagi.

dia cakap, "bro, keje ko nih kan senang jeeeeee. sangat senang. yg ko stress sangat pehal?"

aku jawab, " beb, keje aku nih, kalau senang, sumpah aku berak ngan tenang, ini nak berak pun susah pekes?

ko ingat keje aku umpama basuh tangan, basuh berak ke?

challo
salam
hmo

ps: mintak maap kalau ada terasa. tak tuju pada semua teknisyen. ada je teknisyen yg best which is also my best freen..

oooo.. abang ni teknisyen laa yee...

assalamualaikum and hye..

semalam aku pergi Kencana Petroleum. since aku start keje, semua site-site yg aku pergi adalah gampang hebat. dimana bukan sbb datuk-datuk atau tan sri-tan sri, tetapi most of them are professionals in their own fields.

and being me respecting other people job, i never underestimate people from what they wear, how they walk, or how they talk. you would just wont know what are their position and their professionalism when they are working in a big company.

so utk menjadi selamat, bila ada org memulakan bicara, aku sentiasa berhati-hati dalam kata-kata aku sebelum memakan diri di kemudian hari. bak kata pepatah hafiz,

"naik perahu boleh gostan, kata-kata tak boleh".

so sedang aku membantu engineer aku memasang equipment-equipment di site, datang laa mamat nih menegur aku..

"abang buat apa nih?"

aku reply, "oo nih testing je, tgk sistem mekanikal ok ke tak, mcm lampu, elektrikal dan sebagainya, encik kerja sini ke?"

aku tahu dia kerja kencana sbb dia pakai bju kencana.

"aaah. kerja sini."

aku tanya lagi, "kerja offshore?" aku kata mcm nih sbb u would never know kannn..

budak tuh jawab," takkk laaaaa.. saya despatch je.. hantar surat, so abang pasang-pasang benda ni utk testing laa. oooo.. abang nih kira teknisyen jelaaa..."

aku dan member aku pandang.. senyum ajeeee..

apa-apa laa abang despatch.. teknisyen pun ok.. hehehehe

happy working... heheheh

challo
salam
hmo

gearing up..

assalamualaikum and hye..

sedang aku bosan-osan nak cari citer di download, aku terjumpa TOP GEAR US. aku reluctant utk download sbb aku tahu takde siri kereta yg bes selain TOP GEAR UK ONLY.

since im a NASA freak, and buzz aldrin was their driver of the week, aku download. dan aku menyesal seumur hidup aku. cebbss.

beruk mak yeh.

semua tak kena. semua cacat. semua nak tiru top gear UK. bodoh. dan korang bertiga adalah cacat. harap-harap rancangan korang cancel next season. bingai.

and magically somehow, with my limited time, i manage to squeeze out watching my movie reruns. dari dulu maw tgk marathon the bourne series. so last week i managed to finish all three. yeehaa!

bourne vs bond? who wins?

currently im watching my all time favorite movies. the hunt for red october and apollo 13. nasib baik dulu rajin download movies lama-lama and buat database kat excel tajuk movie and burn them elok-elok kat folder utk senang dicari.

superb all time favorites..

sarah sayang pernah cakap, "when im married with you, the first thing im gonna steal is your dvdrips collection.." chet dia maw dvd aku rupanye.. hahhaha!

i just finish watching pawn stars (please pronounced it properly coz when u said it out loud it will sound PORN STARS. yeahh baby!) and currently starting watching accidently on purpose. got alot of extra time, do download these junks..

buat bahan lawak sebelum tido sbb stress keje..

even thou i watch all these movies/series to fulfill my precious time, but the one below here always makes me happy. smile smile smile..

mcm mana laa aku tak gelak, nak bergambar ngan kera. harharharh!

well, hate december sbb ramai jemputan kawen kena pergi. not that i dont like going, tapi merentas negeri buat aku lebeh penat dan tidak bersemangat bekerja keesokkan harinya.

ntah bila aku nak post pasal poly aku tuh. malas dah. takde mood. haha

challo
salam
hmo

masak masak..

assalamualaikum and hye..

skrang aku tgh layan series baru.. masterchef US. aku tak la pandai masak, but nak survive blh la.

goreng ko jgn tak goreng

teringat aku masa zaman blaja kat UM. time tuh aku tgh extend 5th year. rumah kat HPark baru ada astro. hasil sumbangan siddik sidious.

masa tgh layan tv, time tuh tgh usha AFC (asian food channel). aku, sid and nik tgh layan citer masak memasak from one series to another series.

milf in the kitchen

super hot and hotter in the kitchen


he cooks wearing a shirt.

while sid and me were talking about the cooking, we both cakap,

"hmm.. ada harapan blh masak mcm ni.." or..

"senang je kot ni.. campak2 je"..

then dah habis rancangan masak2 ni, nik pun tukar channel and tetiba ada rancangan ni..

chef besi. ko gila nak masak mcm dorang?

then sid cakap kat nik,

"tak yah la nik tgk iron chef, takde harapannye nak masak mcm dorang.."

iron chef beb.. ko gila nak masak mcm iron chef. teringat layan citer anime master cooking boy. mmg sebijik.

happy weekend bebeh..

challo
salam
hmo

bandung..

assalamualaikum and hye..

aku dari dulu teringin makan nasik ayam tepi jalan belakang caltex kat glenmarie tuh. tapi mmg takde masa nak singgah. kalau ada masa, mesti penuh ngan manusia yg makan dgn rakus.

ooohh.. mesti sedap hell neh..

so today, aku singgah. "makcik, nasi ayam satu, dada yeee.. sambal lebeh."

since ada dua air jer yg dia jual. air bandung and cincau, aku mintak air bandung kat pakcik neh which i assume her husband.

"pakcik, air bandung ye."

"baik nak" pakcik tuh balas.

so datangla nasik ayam. hmpprhhhr.. tak sedap. im fooled by the situation. lagi sedap nasi ayam aku buat. macam laa aku pandai masak nasik ayam..

lalu pakcik tuh tanya lagi, "anak ni air apa tadi??"

"bandung cik".. aku jawab sambil makan nasi ayam tak sedap.

walau tak sedap, aku kena habis kan. nnti aku rasa serba salah.

lalu pakcik tuh tanya lagi dari belakang, "anak nak air apa tadi? cincau kan??"

aku jawab, "tak cik, bandung"..

pastu in 2o minutes aku tunggu air bandung aku, pakcik tuh datang, "nah, air cincau nak..."

faker..

hmo
challo
salam